AN: AROOOOOO!!! HAPPY HALLLOOOWEEEN!!!!!

Seth: *whips in* okay I'm here where's the emergency!?!!

Kiki: what r u talking about?

Seth: U yelled didn't ya?

Kiki: For spooky Halloween affect dude.

Seth: Oh, right cool. I'll go get my costume!

Kiki: Cool, I'm Indiana Jones what is yours?

Seth: Van Helsing

Jasper: Okay no way, I'm Helsing!!!

Seth: NO me!

Jasper: You're a wolf, so go as one!

Seth: Lame dude that's reallllly lame!

Kiki: Sigh…

Japer: I'M HELSING!

Seth: DUDE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE MAKES NO SENSE!

Jasper: It's supposed to be Ironic!

Kiki: Okay yeah, I'm going 2 go hang out with Alice…in wonderland appartly…Really Alice?!

Alice: What? It's in honor of Tim Burton's new one

Kiki: Okay fair enough. Btw, as always I own nothing it belongs to S. Meyer and whoever else I mention in this chapter lol

Jasper: Whatever I am soooo Van Helsing!

Seth: Tch and what makes u think you're Van helsing?

Jasper: I'm scarier!

Emmett: Yeah u both wrong. *dressed as Van Helsing*

Jasper/Seth: Curse u Emmett

AN: This is a loooong one because I stuck Horror and Buffy in here and also, I was having too much fun. Halloween is one of my specialties. ;) Thanks to my b.f.f. fusedtwilight (also fellow fan fiction writer) for the real Quileute legend he found for me. This Chapter is 4 u Tim-kun

Chapter 12 Halloweeeeeennnnnnn

VampKitty has logged on (nessie)

GhostBusterEm has logged on (Emmett)

StarWarsBountyHunter has logged on (Jacob)

2ndGhostBuster has logged on (Seth)

VampKitty: Okay Men, we have a mission to complete!

2ndGhostBuster: Right!

TheJoker has logged on

GhostBusterEm: Uh Jasper…?

TheJoker: Sigh…Alice got 2 me so what are u guys plotting exactly?

VampKitty: Best places to trick-or-treat! Okay, so we are going to hit La Push, Grandpa Charlie, and Forks itself

StarWarsBountyHunter: Works 4 me. We can start at my place. We'll met up with Quil and Claire and then go down the line

VampKitty: Cool! And after that, we'll come back here and Grandma Esme is going to have a bunch of stuff ready for us to watch a Halloween movie marathon!

GhostBusterEm: Sweeet. Night of the living dead, Friday the 13th (all versions), Saw 1-5, Freddy v. Jason, Scream…

TheJoker: And what makes u think we are going 2 watch those?

GhostBusterEm: Uh, duh, Halloween you watch Horror movies

StarWarsBountyHunter: rrrright. With Nessie? Do u really think Bella or Edward or both for that matter are going 2 let Nessie watch those not 2 mention Mom?

GhostBusterEm: Aw man. So what do we get stuck with?

VampKitty: Ghostbusters, Hocus Pocus, Casper meets Wendy, Sleepy Hallow and a bunch of Scooby-doo movies!

BuffyVampireSlayer has logged on (leah)

BuffyVampireSlayer: Ooo! Scooby Doo?!

2ndGhostbuster: Oh no, here we go…

BuffyVampireSlayer/VampKitty: Scooby dooby doo, Where are you we got some work to do! Scooby doo Where are you…

TheJoker: Huh?

2ndGhostBuster: Leah does this every year….sigh every time she hears "Scooby doo" she starts singing the theme song…

BuffyVampireSlayer/VampKitty: I see u, pretending u got a sliver, but you're not fooling me 'cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver…

2ndGhostbuster: I am realllly starting to hate that theme song….

GhostBusterEm: Hey Leah person wolf…

BuffyVampireSlayer: *rolls eyes* yes big vamp

GhostBusterEm: Yeah…what's w/ the costume?

BuffyVampireSlayer: *sigh* duh, I am a slayer of vampires and as it so happens I like the show (as well as the comics which are rockin' right now can't wait 2 find out who (FINALLY) is twilight!!!!)

GhostBusterEm: whatever. Buffy is okay but Vampire diaries are better

BuffyVampireSlayer: GASP HOW DARE U!!!!!

2ndGhostbuser: *bangs head on wall*

BuffyVampireSlayer: Vamp Dairies don't even realize that Vamps DO Sparkle! And not to mention Buffy came first!

GhostBusterEm: Big deal tho I have 2 say, Buffy is hotter…

BuffyVampireSlayer: So is Angel! Better than Stefan…thou he isn't too bad looking…

2ndGhostBuster: Okay we've got it, both shows have hot actors so can we go get candy now?!

VampKitty: yeah I'm w/ Seth CANDY!!!!!!!

TheJoker: hmmm, I just thought of something Em

GhostBusterEm: What Jazz?

TheJoker: Nessie hasn't ever had candy before…how do u think she'll take to it?

GhostBusterEm: I dunno I don't remember when I was a kid eating candy

2ndGhostbuster: She'll probably go hyper like any other kid who has too much sugar in her system lol, I know I was like that when I was a kid

StarWarsBountyHunter: Was?

2ndGhostbuster: Well u know what I mean

BuffyVampireSlayer: Kid u STILL get hyper from too much sugar

2ndGhostbuster: WhatEVER let's just go already!!!!!

BuffyVampireSlayer: Okay let me just go get my stake

StarWarsBountyHunter: Just don't bring Garlic I don't wanna put up w/ the smell all night!

BuffyVampireSlayer: *sigh* FINE

BuffyVampireSlayer has logged off

2ndGhostbuster: So what r u 2 guys going 2 do while we go trick or treating?

GhostBusterEm: What do u mean? We're going trick or treating

StarWarsBountyHunter: 1st off, u can't go into La Push I don't think Sam would let u on just to trick or treat and 2nd U DON'T EAT HUMAN FOOD!

TheJoker: We were going 2 give our shares to Nessie

GhostbusterEm/VampKitty: Yeah! Candy for Nessie!!!!!

StarWarsBountyHunter: Still…

VampKitty: pleeeeasseee Please Jake? *puppy eyes*

StarWarsBountyHunter: Okay fine, I can claim that u being my imprint I had 2 give in

VampKitty: YAY!

VampKitty has logged off

2ndGhostbusters: Claim? *snort*

StarWarsBountyHunter: Shut it Seth come on let's go

GhostbusterEm: CANDY!!!

GhostbusterEm has logged off

Everyone:…

TheJoker: Yeah, it's confirmed Bella's theory is spot on He really is missing some of his brain

StarWarsBountyHunter: Yeah…let's go

TheJoker/2ndGhostbuster: RIGHT!

TheJoker, StarWarsBountyHunter/2ndGhostbuster has logged off

------11.35 P.M. later that evening------

MissElizabethBennett has logged on (Bella)

MrDarcy (Edward of course lol)

CatWoman_meow (Alice lol)

MrDarcy: Okay where are they?

CatWoman_meow: Who?

MrDarcy: *rolls eyes* duh, my daughter, our brothers and the wolves?

CatWoman_meow: Don't look at me, I got no clue *mutter mutter*

MissElizabethBennett: I just called Charlie they are on they're on their way back from Forks lol Charlie said they were on the jumpy side

CatWoman_meow: Who Nessie?

MissElizabethBennett: That's the funny thing; Dad said all of them but RENESMEE were all jumpy lol

MrDarcy: Lol, Just like her mom, fearless

CatWoman_meow: Hmm, sure fearless…or brainless

MissElizabethBennett: ALICE!

CatWoman_meow: Sorry it was there I had 2 take it. Huh, I wonder why they're all on edge?

MrDarcy: I am sure as soon as Emmett walks in he'll give us full details. Question tho on another topic, who won the sexiest man list?

CatWoman_meow: Oh that lol, it tied between Orlando Bloom and Rob Pattinson, Tanya voted for Rob Irina Orlando so we agreed tied

MissElizabethBennett: Poor esme was so disappointed

MrDarcy: lol

VampKitty has logged on

TheJoker has logged on

GhostBusterEm has logged on

StarWarsBountyHunter has logged on

2ndGhostBuster has logged on

BuffyVampireSlayer has logged on

SuperMan_Iam has logged on (Quil)

Iam_BATMAN! Has logged on (Embry)

2ndGhostBuster: *whew* home safe home

BuffyVampireSlayer: So much irony in that statement seeing how we are in a house of Vamps

MissEliazabethBennett: What is wrong with all of u that u guys are all like freaked out?

MrDarcy: hahahahaaaa

StarWarsBountyHunter: Oh shut up Mr. Sparkles, leave 2 my dad 2 tell us a scarily legend just as we are trick or treating

SuperMan_Iam- no kid, this is not the year to tell us spooky stuff…

Iam_BATMAN- Can't tell anymore if it's real or just a made up story….

VampKitty- It's OK guys, if something happens I'll save u!

StarWarsBountyHunter-…I don't think so Nessie it'll be the other way around

GhostbusterEm: HA! I'm not scared! I hope she is real! I'll kick her sorry butt!

TheJoker: I rather not have another confrontation w/another hostile mythical creature thanx

CatWoman_meow- Okayyyyy I'll bite what r u guys going on about? *glares at Edward who is still laughing his head off*

2ndGhostbuster: It's the Dask'iya' the ogress that boils and eats kids!

CatWoman_meow: Big deal

Iam_BATMAN: it is a big deal, dad says that she was super evil and is still lurking around well, her sister is

MissElizabethBennett: Sister?

SuperMan_Iam: You see, the 1st Dask'iya would use wax to keep kid's eyes closed and then one day a young girl was able to get the wax off in time to shove Dask'iya into the fire like all Hansel and Gretel style

2ndGhostbuster: Thing is according to Billy, she had a sister who still haunts around La Push wanting revenge on the tribe 4 her sister's death! She has green skin and sulks in shadows waiting for unsuspecting victims. He says she is stronger than even a vampire on nights when it is pitch black

MissElizabethBennett: U guys are werewolves and u run around all the time have u ever seen such a creature? Really?

StarWarsBountyHunter- well, no but I have found weird scents that I couldn't explain!

Iam_BATMAN: Sure that wasn't just Quil after he's eaten Mexican food?

SuperMan_Iam: HEY!

MrDarcy: Are u sure Billy wasn't just trying to spook u?

StarWarsBountyHunter: Normally I would say yes, but after everything we have been through not so much anymore…

*BAM!*

GhostbusterEm: GAH! WHAT WAS THAT?

MrDarcy: A window u idiot

GhostbusterEm: HEY u would be scared 2! Billy was really creepy and all like magick-y when he told us that legend

MissElizabethBennett: Lol, I believe that Billy was just trying 2 have some fun w/ u guys

MarilynMonroe has logged on (Rose lol)

MarilynMonroe: seriously Emmett, there is nothing to be afraid of we are vampire though I can see why the doggies would be such scary cats

StarWarsBountyHunter: Watch it blondie

BuffyVampireSlayer: Yeah I still have my stake and silver bullets

MarilynMonroe: Silver is for werewolves

BuffyVampireSlayer: Not on True Blood

MissElizabethBennett: Whatever, what is the big deal about this Dask'iya?

VampKitty: Simple she likes to torch her victims alive then slowly devour them

MissElizabethBennett:… Remind me later 2 yell at Billy

MrDarcy: Don't worry, I will

Iam_BATMAN: Come on nessie u got 2 be a little nervous did u not see Halloween? (the remake)

MissElizabethBennett: SAYWHAT NOW?

StarWarsBountyHunter: Thanks a lot bro

Iam_BATMAN: Oopsie

VampKitty: it's okay mommy, it wasn't that scary at all : )

MrDarcy: *glares*

StarWarsBountyHunter: Hey in my defense, Billy was watching it as was Sam, Emily, Paul, Rachael and Jared! Nessie ran in front of us so by the time we caught up she was half way through watching it!

VampKitty: It was more a cool psychologically side 2 it than scary

TheJoker: Yep, defiantly Edward and Bella's kid looking at it with a intellectual side and without thinking about the danger

MrDarcy/MissElizabethBennett: Shut up Jazz

*BANG!*

(Everyone but nessie jump)

2ndGhostbuster: GAH!

MarilynMonroe: What was that?

BuffyVampireSlayer: Not scared are we blondie?

MarilynMonroe: Watch it

GhostbusterEm: Don't worry we are supernatural creatures with super abilities plus I have seen every Horror film know to the world I know what 2 do!

StarWarsBountyHunter: *snort* u realize big guy that the big jock/ fat guys are almost always the 1st 2 die next to the geeks in horror movies

GhostbusterEm: I'm not bothered though

StarWarsBountyHunter: huh?

GhostbusterEm: Do I look bothered?

StarWarsBountyHunter: Noooo u look like a big stupid idiot Vamp-

GhostbusterEm: Does my face look bothered?

StarWarsBountyHunter: What are u-?

GhostbusterEm: But I'm not though, see look at my face *points at face*

StarWarsBountyHunter: I'm getting bothered u idiot would u-

GhostbusterEm: See not bothered

StarWarsBountyHunter" *grinds teeth* okayyyy

GhostbusterEm: Still not bothered though

StarWarsBountyHunter: SHUT UP U-

GhostbusterEm: Face

StarWarsBountyHunter: U SHOULD BE BOTHERED! I'm GONNA-

GhostbusterEm: Bothered

StarWarsBountyHunter: CAN IT!!!

GhostbusterEm:….

StarWarsBountyHunter: *Sigh*thank u

GhostbusterEm: Still not bothered

StarWarsBountyHunter: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!ha;lkdjf;alkdjf;alkjd;

MissElizabethBennett: Huh?

MrDarcy/TheJoker/Catwoman_meow/ MarilynMonroe: Katharine Tate Show

Iam_BATMAN/ SuperMan_Iam/Buffyvampireslayer/2ndGhostbuster: Ooohhhhhhh

VampKitty/MissElizabethBennett: lol

GhostebusterEm: Laugh it up bella the sweet one dies last

MissElizabethBennett: Whatever hmmm *puts shield up just in case*

VampKitty: what about the kids?

StarWarsBountyHunter: Kids never die ur good

VampKitty: Oh good!

StarWarsBountyHunter: Next to die are the hot-tempered chicks/ the snob

MarilynMonroe/BuffyVampireSlayer: whatever

GhostbusterEm: Then the Emos

TheJoker/MrDarcy: What they said, whatever

StarWarsBountyHunter: The tall strong hot guys are the last to bite the dust next to the sweet hot chick

Iam_BATMAN/Superman_Iam/2ndGhostbuster: Heck yeah *Woo*

MissElizabethBennett: Um, yay? Lol

BANG!

*Everyone jumps*

Iam_BATMAN: What was that?

StarWarsBountyHunter: Golly gee Batman I don't know maybe u should go find out!

Iam_BATMAN: *glares* Hey superman, go check it out

SuperMan_Iam: Just because I am dress like Superman doesn't mean jack, No way! Make the shrimp do it

2ndGhostBuster: NO WAY! Just because I am the youngest here next 2 nessie doesn't mean I am a shrimp and forget it! I've seen horror movies 2…

*BANG*

Alltheboywolves: YIP!

BuffythevampireSlayer: The brave protectors of La Push ladies and undead men

Alltheboywolves Boys - :P

SuperMan_Iam: Why don't YOU Go!

BuffytheVampireSlayer: Simple I am the hot-tempered one send blondie, superemo scareface, or emo Eddie 1st and if they come back then we know we are good

MrDarcy: Hilarious

MarilynMonroe: Har Har

TheJoker: Whatever Alice can u…

Catwoman_meow: NO And if we die it will be all the wolves fault!

2ndGhostbuster: srry

BANG!

Iam_BATMAN: is it me or is that getting closer?

GhostbusterEm: ITS GETTING CLOSER! Heehee BRING IT ON EVIL UGLY FAT CURSED MOTHER-!

TheCullenSiblings: EMMETT SHUT IT!

VampKitty: Don't worry Jake I protect u!

BANG!

StarWarsBountyHunter: Oh Noooo ur going…

*BANG!* (Doors dramatically open)

AHHHHHH!!!!! *Everyone Screams and runs away*

Everyone is logged off

FredEstar has logged on (Carlisle)

GingerGrant has logged on (Esme)

GingerGrant:…….Honey any idea why all the kids just all ran to various rooms in the house and are all now hiding under bed sheets and various pieces of furniture?

FredEstar: not a clue

VampKitty has logged on

VampKitty: *giggles* they all got scared by a story that Billy told us while trick or treating but I'm not scared

GingerGrant: Then why did u scream and go hide sweetie?

VampKitty: To make everyone else feel better

FredEstar: ROFL

GingerGrant: ohhh, lol, how thoughtful Nessie so brave 2!

*off computer Emmett from under the bed in his room w/Rose*" Fantastic, I've been shown up by a little squirt"

VampKitty: : ) Happy Halloween!!!!

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AN: Lol, well, belated Halloween by like 3 months but anywayyyy… The reason Alice and Jasper are Cat woman and The Joker is because I found a fun fanart w/ them as those two Batman bad guys (though now that I think about it I think Alice was batgirl…oh well lol) so I did them that way : ) I thank again Fusedtwilight for the legend! The link for it is on my profile, like Stephine I took a few liberties lol. I have 2 say I LOVED writing this and is definitely funnier than the last 2 chapters Lol. Thanksgiving will come soon and Christmas! Thanks for everyone's reviews and suggestions! Keep them coming they keep me writing!!!

Loves, Kiki