Chapter 3 Please keep up the good reviews I love them!!

So I forgot my name and told them that foney name Gary got mad and screamed at me when the book thrust us out.
"What the hell Kyle you are retarded we had a chance to live the book and you push us out." I starred at him for a minute.
"You actually think I fucking pushed us out of the book I thought I was just really high." I said with all seriousness I thought that weed I smoked was kickin' in.
"Duh of course ya did who else is that fucked in the head?" he retorted.
"I wonder hmmm oh I know...YOU." I responded rather rudely.
"Well regardless I think we should read on." He said.
"Your joking Gary we can't go in there like this we look like we're from our time." I responded in a furious tone.
"So we go get clothes that look like village clothes." He said without any hesitation "Oh and don't forget some sort of weapon like a knife"
I knew Gary was serious so I got a bunch of clothes like the kind you see in medevil times movies. I also grabbed a dagger from a old time weapon store. The food I brought was bread,cheese,beef jerkey, and water bottles. However I knew that if this was real I would need something to calm my nerves so I brought a little weed with me. Knowing Gary he probably brought weed too. I got rid of the sunglasses I love so much you know the kind they were in movies about the 50's. I de-spiked my hair and wore it down and slightly combed back.
When I got to Garys' house he was standing outside in wolfskin and bearhide all sorts of different kinds of clothes.
It made me feel less flashy but than again who wants to be flahy if you are going to a dangerous fantasy world plauged with war. I thought to myself how weird it will be to see the characters of the book live and in action.
"HEY FAGGETTE!!!" I yelled at Gary "FUR IS MURDER." after that it was hard not to laugh but still we had to move on. We began reciting the first words of chapter one of book one.
A twisting portal welcomed us into the fantasy setting. I fell through and saw everything from the first chapter at a birds eye view...then I hit the ground.
So to bring you up to speed on what has happened. I was reading my book and Gary calls and says to come to his house. We read a prolouge of a book.
We go into the book. Book charaters are confused(and so am I.) We leave book. we buy stuff so we can go back into book. Gary wears really gay fur clothes. We fall into book. And I write a bring you up to speed paragraph.

The End of the chapter....Not

So then we saw Tammy...I mean Tam and Rand walkin' down a long and winding road(I do love the Beatles.) we ran to catch them and almost missed them. I couldn't think of a good line so I thought of a little joke to tell them instead!
"Wow it's cold huh speaking of cold..." I began "Who are you boy's?" Questioned Rand.
Luckily I remembered my name this time.
"I'm Kyle and this is Gary." I responded.
"You boy's look freezing why do you not wear heavier coats?" asked Tam "These are the only coats in our possesion. and they have been for some time." I quickly responded before Gary could say something stupid and blow our cover.
"COme with us we'll buy you some sufficent clothing. and a meal." Rand and Tam both agreed that they would both chip in on a meal but Tam was all alone with the clothes sittiuation.
I expected to see some wolves or animals of some sort. I was a little upset when we didn't but I could still gape at the open wilderness. The trees were beautiful even if they were covered in frost. The animals that were there were mostly squirls that weren't hibranating. I wished we were there quicker but it was still so beautiful there I didn't care as much After all why rush we have time. But then I saw it a figure cloaked all in black riding a black stalion it caused me fear just looking at him.
From the look of things Gary and Rand saw him too. I knew Gary saw him because I thought I heard him say something that sounded like 'myrddraal'
I reached for the nearest thing I could find and threw it towards him...it...whatever they are.
"Hurry everyone hurry run r un now GO GO GO!!!"I still felt the gaze of death on me. I felt as if it was all I had ever been was hate and death and violence.