Hello Goodbye.
So here it goes again. And by again I don't mean getting chased by a fade. I mean fucking something up. Every time I do something it gets fucked up.
I mean I go to visit my friend because he has a book for me and what happens? I get chased into the book by fucking peer presure. I'm not mad at Gary just flustered.
But still I think this whole thing is his fault. I don't even know why I came. This was just a weed-induced hallucination. Well whatever I don't mean to yak on about my life.
But still This entire thing could have been avoided if he hadn't called me over. What? Ohhhh you want to get back to the chase don't you? Well fine MOTHERFUCKER.
Ok so we're back to the whole case situation. When he was chasing us I just stared right back at him. I wasn't going to let him intimadate me.
As usual I got cocky. "HEY YOU FLAMING GOAT FACE!" I screamed loud enough he was sure to be engulfed by my voice. I thank my seventh grade drama teacher for theaching us diaphram.
Just then he disapeared in shadow. "HEY WHERE YA GOING YOU COWARD." I started to doubt saying that. But the burning fool wasn't about to come back he could smell it.
Wait he could smell it. He couldn't smell things in the air before. This was starting to get weird. "Hello goodbye." I said, they all looked at me. "To him of course"
I don't think they bought it. The smell of a fade was rank. Only their fear is like honey. Like the smell of fresh spring air. They were all looking at me.
I guess I was acting a little weird. Sniffing the air and such.
When we got to Emond's Field all the villagers were suprised to say the least. It would appear Tam and Rand didn't usually have company.
"Ummm Tam why are they staring at us?" I was forced to ask because Gary wouldn't. "You are strange to them they haven't ever seen such garb as this you wear. They are mearly intrested"
Well that was just swell just what I wanted to do on my saturday night. Or was it sunday. There was no telling if time moved the same here as there. I saw Mat hideing in the bushes.
"Rand go load the brandy into the inn." Tam said. "You two. Go help." You don't say no to that guy I'll tell ya.
Right in the middle of carrying the casks Mat came and said something about badgers or something. Right in time for Tam to tell him to help us.
Mat did. DUH if you read the first book you know that this next scene entices us to hurry and finish so we can have honey cakes. That sounded delicous so I carried box on top of box of brandy bottles.
I was hungry enough to give anyone great strength. So we finished and I scarfed down about fifteen honey cakes. What can I say when you're hungry you're hungry.
After we finished I ditched Gary and went for a walk around town. I pulled the joint from my pocket and thought about lighting it. Then I thought what better time and place to quit smoking weed than here.
"Hello goodbye." I said. "Hello to my new self goodbye to the old me."