Warning: contains mentions of yaoi, mature language, crack pairings, character bashing, and other shit you will figure out if you're bold enough to read this.

Jan 3, 2010: Hey, it's WolfyLuLu! And I need your help! if, you want ongoing chapies! Give me your best idea of what you want to happen! I might even change the genre. You decide! O`_`O

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The footsteps of a college hall were of one single person, Naruto Uzumaki-the hardest person to ever understand. He could be outgoing one moment, fucking scary the next, and so serious that it was hard to tell that he wasn't Itachi Uchiha. Speaking of which, he felt it was a good time to met up with raven. Wait, it was 3:30 pm so that meant he was either stopping Sasuke from going to Orochipedo after school for that job offer or he was making sure Tobi wasn't hurting himself or any one else. He was probably doing both. Don't ask the Uzumaki how.

He was stopped from his musings by a hand that wrapped around his slender waist.

"Kyuu, you're late." He leaned his head back as his lover kissed his colar bone then went up to his neck. Kyuubi rested his left hand in Naruto's and held it up. Their fingers intangled with one another. The redhead pressed his lips to the right cheek of the twenty-one year old.

"I'm sorry. Had to stop Ichi from following me." Kyuubi muttered.

"What did he want?" The blond now sounding aggressive.

"He wanted to know how to change a daiper." Kyuubi said nonchanlatly as if it wasn't anything wrong with it. (AN: Wait for it...)

Naruto stepped away from him and faced him with a look saying: What the F- no, wait... first tell me Why? Do I even want to know?(Yes, he said that with one look and Wait for it...)

"Someone dropped a baby on his door step." His face held no emotion. (BAM!)

"...Is the baby cute?" (Wow, Naru...)

"I didn't see."

"When he talked about it, was he frowning?"

"...No."

"Then it is cute! I must see it! Hold on Baby! Your Daddy's coming!"

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Yay another (short, I know) chappy! Happy Dance! Remember, you can decide what you want to happen! Just PM me!