Warning: contains mentions of yaoi, mature language, crack pairings, character bashing, and other shit you will figure out if you're bold enough to read this.
I'm soo bored...okay i'm gonna write now.
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Shukaku was bouncing the bundle of demented life in his tired arms. It seemed that the kid didn't like to not be in his arms because everytime he put it down he cried, screamed, and or started to look like a kicked puppy.
Damnit! I gotta piss! ...Man, where's Gaara when you need the creep? This is not as fun as I thought it was going to be!
Soon he heard banging on his front door.
I'm saved! Please be Kyuubi or Gaara-Tan!
"Shukaku-Chan! Open this door so I can get my hands on the be-au-tiful baby! Hold on ball of joy, daddy's coming! Shukaku. Open. The. Damn. Door. Now." He heard Naruto growl through clenched teeth.
Running with the baby in his hands, he didn't have time to welcome them in his home until tan hands snatched the baby and Naruto skipped into the house. Kyuubi sighed and patted his friend on the shoulder knowing that before long he was going to come hang with him more often.
"His eyes are a wonderful color of brown. His eye lashes are as long and gorgous as a calf. His toothless grin makes his large eyes sparkle. Oh!-and his skin is a glistening pale! To top it all off, he's a blonde! I'll name you Ginya! You like that don't you, Ginya? Aww, you are adorable! I love you! I love you! I love You!!!" Naruto proceeded in telling the newly named Ginya. Ginya squealed in happiness of all the attention he was getting and made bubbles with his saliva to celebrate.
Kyuubi sweatdroped along with Shukaku who wondered if Naruto was going to steal the kid at night. Really, where was Gaara?
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"Peekaboo...I see you!"
The baby laughed.
"Do you see me Ginya?"
More laughs.
Naruto placed his thin hands over the baby's eyes.
"Oh Noes! Where did Ginya go?" He asked with fake concern.
More [synonims for laughter]
Naruto picked the baby up and walked out of the living room.
"Come on Ginya! Let's Go to Bed!"
"But its only six." Said a confused Shukaku.
"And?"
"But-"
"Give up. You'll never win." Uttered a bored stiff (like me right now) Kyuubi.
Shukaku exhaled in defeat while Naruto marched (with Ginya in his embrace) toward the guest room
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