Hey hey hey! What be up? Anyways, I give to you the third chapter. It's surprising that I wrote it out on paper before I typed it up. But like you care. Lol.

Disclaimer: I tried the Dan Schneider look, but just couldn't pull off his level of awesomeness. So sadly, I do not own iCarly.

Chapter Three

I stirred in my sleep at the sound of familiar laughter. Rays of light blinded me, causing me to blink rapidly. As my vision focused, piercing green eyes hovered over me, golden curls brushing my skin. With a groggy voice, I asked, "What's so funny?"

"You snore really loudly," the girl managed to choke out between giggles.

"Oh thanks. I sure appreciate you poking fun at me."

"Relax, Benson. I'm just pushing your buttons."

"Yeah, yeah.........." Then an extremely dangerous yet ingenious idea occurred to me. "You know, there's a penalty for pushing my buttons....." I stated, a sly smile forming on my lips.

"Oh, really? And what would that be?" She shared the same look as me.

"Well, you never know for sure, but you just might get a visit." I slid closer to her, her cheeks flushing. Why was she blushing?

"A visit from who?"

I faltered for only a few seconds before I continued. "Oh,you know. Someone like the.......tickle monster!" And with that, I attacked her.

After about five minute, she formed a yelp unfamiliar. Possibly a yelp of......pain? I hurriedly let her go and backed off.

"You okay, Sam?"

"Yeah, but I think I got a splinter."

"How?"

"Well, it is a treehouse. It's sorta, you know, made out of wood."

"Right. Stupid question. Here, let me see."

She narrowed her eyes at me. "I don't trust you."

"C'mon. Have I ever hurt you before?"

"No........."

"Do you really think a nerd like me has the capability of hurting you?"

She smirked. "No......."

"Then let me see."

She reluctantly gave me permission to examine her hand. I held it gently, turning it over to scope out the foreign object. One I found it, I pulled out my pocket knife. Sam winced.

"Don't be a baby! It shouldn't hurt at all. Now, close your eyes."

She slowly but obediently closed her eyes. "You're not gonna stab me, are you?" I chuckled.

"Why in the world would I do that?"

"Well, it is the perfect moment to get revenge...."

"Where do you even get these ideas?!" As we conversed, I secretly used the tip of the blade to gouge out the splinter.

"Well, most of my relatives are in jail."

"Very true."

She suddenly grew impatient. "Just get it over with already!"

Just for fun, I feigned fear. "Uh-oh...."

"Uh-oh? Uh-oh?! What do you mean, 'uh-oh'?!"

"Well, I kind of, um...........got it stuck further in........."

With that, her eyes flew open. She began to slap me repetitively.

"I knew-" slap, "I shouldn't-" slap, "have trusted-" slap, "you!" slap.

"Sam, calm down!" I grabbed her wrists, ceasing the slaps. "I was just kidding."

She switched our position, her gripping my wrists. I was then pinned down, Sam using full force on keeping me there. I could already feel bruises forming.

Her face was so close, I could feel her breath on my cheeks. It immediately sent chills down my spine. Before I could control what I was doing, I wrapped my arms around her back.

"You're so gonna....." But before she could finish the sentence, I pulled her closer to me, letting my lips crash against hers.

Thankfully, I gained control over my body again about five seconds into it.

Pulling away, I found a look of surprise and fear painting her face. She swiftly let me go, scooting to the opposite side of the small wooden room. I had done something completely stupid ad forbidden, and there was no way to escape it.

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