I get there and behold: some ugly looking little girl trying to make out with *MY* boyfriend! So I call out to him "Silver boy!!". Everyone turned and gave me this look like 'huh, what's going on?'. It was funny but stupid at the same time. Silver boy then says "babe, it's not what you think..."
"Silver boy!!! You're letting this little girl hug all over you" I cried out. I'm his girlfriend! He shouldn't let another girl hug over him. "But, she won't let go" Silver boy yelled. So I focus my attention on the girl, because I know her. She took every treausre I've hunted and stolen it from me. She is always in my way and I have never thought that I'd deal with her after a year of not seeing her ugly self.
I know that she's come to steal Silver boy from me because for one, she was 7 or 8 last time I saw her. Now she looks the same age as Silver boy. So she aged herself to attract *MY* man! Anyway, she looks at Silver boy and asks him "Silver.... your *dating* the treasure thief?" Defensively, he said: "one, she's my girlfriend and two, she's not a "thief", she just can't contain herself around shiny things". Hah! Silver boy is such a sap, but that's why I chose to be with him.
"Ohh... okay Silver, you're soo cute and very naive. Defending the thief that stole from me when *WE* were dating. But you're the same age as I am, so I understand" she said.
"GET OFF MY SILVER BOY!!!" I yelled. "And Silver boy, I will kill that cat!" So I try to go and slap that girl in her face until my boyfriend stopped that from happening. He tells me "Baby, please. Don't do this, okay? You're the only girl I will ever love, okay?". With those words, I should feel comfortable and confident that this girl is never going to sway Silver boy's opinions, right?
I should... until he said this to his ex: "Blaze, I know you are still in love with me and you're upset that we broke up the way we did, but I am in love with my girlfriend. I never felt this way about anyone since... you. There are times where I have thought about you and have even missed you, but please know that I will always be your friend. I just can't love you the way I used to, okay? I don't 'love you, love you', but I do love you"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED *ME*!!" I yelled. Very annoyed, Silver boy yelled "SHUT UP!!!". We stood there... quietly. He continued to say "I've told you that I love you. You're my girlfriend. But sometimes, I can't stand the fact that you are oblivious to what's going on. My ex is in pain, she's crying and here you are still taunting the poor girl".
"But...." I started to say but before I could finished, Silver boy made sure he had the last word "ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU, AND I'M *DONE*!" Then, I saw that he was about to cry. He's probably going to cry over his ex. He then said "You know what? I need a moment to myself" and he left. After that, I left.
S minutes later: I am at the creek and I hear Silver boy. He's come back for me... finally. Very teary eyed, he says "Babe, I am sorry for yelling at you. I am caught in the middle here. I love you and I want to be with you, but how can I have my ex understand that?" Then, he hugs onto me and continues to say "I don't wanna lose you. I love you... I'd be lost without you". He started to cry. This was my chance to get rid of that little girl haha!
So I whispered a little something in his ear. Surprised, he said "do I have...". Before he could finish, I gave him a big wet juicy one on the lips and we started making out. When we stopped, Silver boy smiled and said "I'll do it for you babe".
Off he flew. Now my chronic Blaze troubles are over.
