A/N: We decided to write two chapters. I mean, why not?
(Back at the park after 3 hours)
Jace: Hey Eddie, what's up! How was the movie?
Edward: My name is Edward.
Jace: Who says 'Edward' any more? You've been alive for how long now-
Bella: 108 years
Jace: Exactly my point. You've been alive for 108 years, and you still don't have a nick name? You must be the dorkiest vampire I've ever seen in my life.
Clary: I thought Simon was the dorkiest vampire you've ever seen in your life.
Jace: …Good point. It's a tie.
Edward: I see no point to this conversation.
Jace: But seriously, WE all have nicknames. See, Jace is short for Jonathan Christopher, Clary is short for Clarissa and Bella is short for Isabella. What's Edward short for? Edwardina?
Bella: Stop picking on him!
Clary: We should come up with a nickname he ACTUALLY likes.
Jace: Good idea Clary. Let's all call him Edwardina… I like it!
Bella: Hmmmmm (thinking)
Edward: Bella love, you're not actually thinking about this are you?
Bella: I like it. It's catchy!
Jace: (Laughing loudly) Awesome! High five, girl!
Edward: That's enough! Stop making fun of me.
Clary: We're not making fun of you. We're helping you fit in better. I mean, look at you! What is UP with your eyes? We should get you contact lenses.
Bella: Oh, I hate those things! They make everything blurry!
Jace: Maybe you should get a better prescription.
Clary: …Back to the problem at hand…what are we going to call Edwardina?
Jace: Well Eddie didn't show any dislike in the name Edwardina, so let's go with that.
(Clary and Bella laugh)
Emmett: Hey guys, what's up?
Clary: We're picking a nickname for Edward.
Jace: So far, we have Eddie and Edwardina.
Emmett: I tried to call him Eddie-Poo once. He almost ripped my head off.
Bella: (Gasps) Edward, how could you! He's your brother!
Jace: Well, I killed CLARY'S brother.
Clary: And I'm glad you did.
Jace: I just wish I could have killed him before you made out with him–
Clary: I DIDN'T MAKE OUT WITH HIM!!!
Jace: But you kissed him, nonetheless.
Clary: You just had to bring it up!
Jace: (Shrugs)
Emmett: Right on!
Jace: Well, Eddie-pooh, you've been pretty quiet for awhile. You ever make out with any of your sisters?
Edward: (sighs) I give up.
Jace: Good call. You are married after all.
Hope you enjoyed that :)
