A/N: We decided to write two chapters. I mean, why not?

(Back at the park after 3 hours)

Jace: Hey Eddie, what's up! How was the movie?

Edward: My name is Edward.

Jace: Who says 'Edward' any more? You've been alive for how long now-

Bella: 108 years 

Jace: Exactly my point. You've been alive for 108 years, and you still don't have a nick name? You must be the dorkiest vampire I've ever seen in my life.

Clary: I thought Simon was the dorkiest vampire you've ever seen in your life.

Jace: …Good point. It's a tie.

Edward: I see no point to this conversation.

Jace: But seriously, WE all have nicknames. See, Jace is short for Jonathan Christopher, Clary is short for Clarissa and Bella is short for Isabella. What's Edward short for? Edwardina?

Bella: Stop picking on him!

Clary: We should come up with a nickname he ACTUALLY likes.

Jace: Good idea Clary. Let's all call him Edwardina… I like it!

Bella: Hmmmmm (thinking)

Edward: Bella love, you're not actually thinking about this are you?

Bella: I like it. It's catchy!

Jace: (Laughing loudly) Awesome! High five, girl!

Edward: That's enough! Stop making fun of me.

Clary: We're not making fun of you. We're helping you fit in better. I mean, look at you! What is UP with your eyes? We should get you contact lenses.

Bella: Oh, I hate those things! They make everything blurry!

Jace: Maybe you should get a better prescription.

Clary: …Back to the problem at hand…what are we going to call Edwardina?

Jace: Well Eddie didn't show any dislike in the name Edwardina, so let's go with that.

(Clary and Bella laugh)

Emmett: Hey guys, what's up?

Clary: We're picking a nickname for Edward.

Jace: So far, we have Eddie and Edwardina.

Emmett: I tried to call him Eddie-Poo once. He almost ripped my head off.

Bella: (Gasps) Edward, how could you! He's your brother!

Jace: Well, I killed CLARY'S brother.

Clary: And I'm glad you did.

Jace: I just wish I could have killed him before you made out with him–

Clary: I DIDN'T MAKE OUT WITH HIM!!!

Jace: But you kissed him, nonetheless.

Clary: You just had to bring it up!

Jace: (Shrugs)

Emmett: Right on!

Jace: Well, Eddie-pooh, you've been pretty quiet for awhile. You ever make out with any of your sisters?

Edward: (sighs) I give up.

Jace: Good call. You are married after all.

Hope you enjoyed that :)