A/N: We decided to add in couple more characters, just for laughs.

Jace: I think we should all go out for dinner tonight. I know this great place where even you leeches will fit right in.

Bella: Leeches?! We don't even drink human blood!

Jace: Who says leeches only drink human blood?

Clary: Simon doesn't drink human blood either you guys should meet him! OH! We should invite him to dinner with us!

Edward: Perhaps the rest of our family would enjoy meeting them as well.

Jace: Awesome!! I want that Emmett guy to come!!

(at Taki's Restaurant)

(Bella, Edward, Jace and Clary show up)

Jace: Well what do ya think? It's totally amazing, I know.

(Clary laughs)

Edward: I question your definition of amazing.

Bella: Edward, be nice! They're buying us dinner.

Jace: We're buying you dinner? I thought you were buying us dinner. I just said I knew a great place. I didn't say I was paying!

Edward: I don't usually buy dinner.

Jace: Suck it up Buttercup. There's a first time for everything.

(Alice, Emmett, Jacob and Renesmee show up)

Bella: Hey guys! This is Alice, Emmett, Jacob and Renesmee. By the way, where is everyone?

Jace: There are more of you?!

Alice: Well… Carlisle and Esme have a date, Rosalie is getting her nails done, and Jasper is a little nervous about the whole thing.

Jace: Well, it makes sense! My blood does smell purer than most.

(Clary giggles)

Jace: (nudges Clary in the ribs) Get it, get it? 'Cause we're like, half angels? (Laughs out loud)

Jacob: …Huh?

Clary: (Points at Jacob) You're not a vampire!!!!

Jacob: … (Claps slowly) Bravo. I would happen to be a werewolf -_-

Clary: I thought werewolves and vampires hated each other? Well, I guess Luke and Simon get along fine…and so does Maia.

(Cullens exchange looks)

Edward: It's a long story.

(Simon arrives)

Jace: Yo, bloodsucker over here!

(Cullens glare at Jace)

Jace: (Cringes) Sorry, I'm not usually with the company like…this

Simon: Who…are these people?

Jace: This is Emmett, the awesome.

Emmett: OH YEAH! (Punches the air)

Jace: This is Alice, the quiet one.

(Cullens and Jacob laugh)

Jace: Well she hasn't said much yet! Anyways, this is Renesmee.

Bella: My daughter.

Jace: And this is – wait, you have a DAUGHTER??? I mean, for people who have eternal time on their hands, you guys are sure moving along pretty fast. First marriage now this??

Clary: Moving on…

Jace: …and this is Jacob –

Jacob: Renesmee's soul mate. We're gonna start dating once she's old enough.

Jace: WHAT? But you look like you're 20 years older than her!!!

Clary: MOVING ON!!!

Jace: OH LET ME DO IT!! This is Bella and her 108 year old husband, Eddie-poo.

(Emmett and Jacob burst out laughing. Alice coughs to hide her laughter)

Simon: Is that really your name?

Edward: …It's Edward.