A/N: We decided to add in couple more characters, just for laughs.
Jace: I think we should all go out for dinner tonight. I know this great place where even you leeches will fit right in.
Bella: Leeches?! We don't even drink human blood!
Jace: Who says leeches only drink human blood?
Clary: Simon doesn't drink human blood either you guys should meet him! OH! We should invite him to dinner with us!
Edward: Perhaps the rest of our family would enjoy meeting them as well.
Jace: Awesome!! I want that Emmett guy to come!!
(at Taki's Restaurant)
(Bella, Edward, Jace and Clary show up)
Jace: Well what do ya think? It's totally amazing, I know.
(Clary laughs)
Edward: I question your definition of amazing.
Bella: Edward, be nice! They're buying us dinner.
Jace: We're buying you dinner? I thought you were buying us dinner. I just said I knew a great place. I didn't say I was paying!
Edward: I don't usually buy dinner.
Jace: Suck it up Buttercup. There's a first time for everything.
(Alice, Emmett, Jacob and Renesmee show up)
Bella: Hey guys! This is Alice, Emmett, Jacob and Renesmee. By the way, where is everyone?
Jace: There are more of you?!
Alice: Well… Carlisle and Esme have a date, Rosalie is getting her nails done, and Jasper is a little nervous about the whole thing.
Jace: Well, it makes sense! My blood does smell purer than most.
(Clary giggles)
Jace: (nudges Clary in the ribs) Get it, get it? 'Cause we're like, half angels? (Laughs out loud)
Jacob: …Huh?
Clary: (Points at Jacob) You're not a vampire!!!!
Jacob: … (Claps slowly) Bravo. I would happen to be a werewolf -_-
Clary: I thought werewolves and vampires hated each other? Well, I guess Luke and Simon get along fine…and so does Maia.
(Cullens exchange looks)
Edward: It's a long story.
(Simon arrives)
Jace: Yo, bloodsucker over here!
(Cullens glare at Jace)
Jace: (Cringes) Sorry, I'm not usually with the company like…this
Simon: Who…are these people?
Jace: This is Emmett, the awesome.
Emmett: OH YEAH! (Punches the air)
Jace: This is Alice, the quiet one.
(Cullens and Jacob laugh)
Jace: Well she hasn't said much yet! Anyways, this is Renesmee.
Bella: My daughter.
Jace: And this is – wait, you have a DAUGHTER??? I mean, for people who have eternal time on their hands, you guys are sure moving along pretty fast. First marriage now this??
Clary: Moving on…
Jace: …and this is Jacob –
Jacob: Renesmee's soul mate. We're gonna start dating once she's old enough.
Jace: WHAT? But you look like you're 20 years older than her!!!
Clary: MOVING ON!!!
Jace: OH LET ME DO IT!! This is Bella and her 108 year old husband, Eddie-poo.
(Emmett and Jacob burst out laughing. Alice coughs to hide her laughter)
Simon: Is that really your name?
Edward: …It's Edward.
