A/N: During history class today, I learned that old people, including my history teacher, doesn't know the difference between emo and emu. Also, we had a sex talk. 60's was a great time, wasn't it?

WARNING: BOYXBOY INVOLVED (nothing big, but still, if you don't likey, skippey the chapter or just the part with them making out :P )

(Alice, Emmett, Jacob, Simon all go to the movies)

Jace: Let's all go hang out at your house Eddie!

Bella: What's wrong with yours? I don't want you at the cottage…

Jace: You can't come in my house 'cause you're a vampire. I live in a church -_-

Edward: We can all go to Carlisle's house. Come on, I know a short cut.

(Walking, walking, walking)

Jace: I thought this was a short cut, vampire.

Clary: I think this is more of a long cut.

Edward: My car is just through this alley.

Jace: Nessy, you're one years old, right? Does that mean you need a car seat?

(Bella slaps back of Jace's head)

Bella: DON'T MAKE FUN OF HER AND DON'T CALL HER NESSY! HER NAME IS RENEESME!

Jace: Bells, we've been over this. Jace (gestures to himself), Clary (gestures to Clary), Bella (gestures to Bella) and Edwardina (gestures to Edward). Why can't Nessy have a nickname too?

Clary: I love how Bella's nickname has a nickname. Bella and Bells. I want a nickname for my nickname.

Jace: I'll call you Ary. Aaair-y. Get it? You're full of hot air!

Edward: You're the one who should be called Airy… (Beep beep). Everyone get in.

Jace: Why should I be Airy? How do you get Airy out of Jace? Dude, I like your car. But I have a vampire motorcycle that can fly, so HA!

Edward: …There aren't enough seats. Jace has to ride in the –

Bella: Roof?

Clary: No, he'd like that too much.

Jace: Whose side are you on?!

Edward: -trunk.

Jace: There's a seat right there!

Reneesme: That's for my car seat.

Jace: Then I'll have the other seat.

Reneesme: That's where I'm sitting.

Jace: How many seats do you need!? You're tiny!

Bella: Just get in the trunk.

(Everyone gets in the car; Jace is NOT in the trunk)

(Driving, driving, driving)

Clary: Are we there yet?

(Alec runs across road into alley)

Jace: Hey there goes Alec. Stop the car. Let's go see what he's up to.

(Following Alec, following Alec, following Alec)

Jace: What the hell is he doing down here...?

(Alec making out with Magnus)

Jace: Oh that's what.

Bella and Edward: Ummmm.

Jace: Nessy, close your eyes.

(Alec and Magnus break apart)

Magnus: Can't a warlock and a Shadowhunter make out in a dark alley in peace?!

Jace: I'm disappointed in you two. You should be having sex by now. At least get out of the dark alley in to the public.

Magnus: That was coming later.

Alec: Wha- I'm- we're not-

Edward: (In a very serious tone) An alley isn't a very romantic place to have sex…

Clary: LOL

Magnus: I'm old enough to be your great great great great grandfather. Back off kid.

Jace: He's a sexy sexy great great great great grandfather.

(Alec blushes)

Clary: Jace, be nice.

Edward: And you made fun of OUR age difference…