A/N: I am SOOOO sorry that the chapter was delayed for so long...I blame the lack of history classes to keep me writing it...but HEY I updated before any of you guys killed me! That's good, right? Anyways, we wrote this while we were waiting to see the new Harry Potter movie, and well, you can tell where the inspiration came from.

Magnus: I am tired of you always interrupting us. *POOF*

(Portal opens and Jace, Clary, Edward, Bella, Nessy all get sucked into it.)

Jace: #^&#$^$&#&#$^!!!

Edward: What did he just say?!

Clary: It rhymed with 'Ducking Glass Mole' if that helps.

Bella: What happened? Is everyone ok?

Hermione: Merlin's Pants!

Ron: Bloody Hell!

Edward: Jiminy Cricket!

Jace: …What?

Edward: I thought it was an appropriate statement.

(Everyone laughs)

Edward: Egad! You're Harry Potter! The Famous wizard!

Bella: Who?

Jace: You should fill her in on all the famous people you pretend to know Eddie-poo.

Edward: You know Bella, he defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Clary: You mean Lord Voldemort?

Jace: Harry is also known as the boy who lived and lived and lived and lived and lived and died and lived….

Clary: That's confusing.

Jace: Let's just say he's the guy who killed voldy-mouldy

Hermione: (Squeals) You guys are all famous too! I read about all of you!

Jace: Harry Potter's-bushy-haired-friend says what!

Bella: I'm in a book…?

Hermione: Of course you are Bella.

Bella: How do you know my name?

Hermione: Weren't you listening? I read all about you. You are married to Edward and have a half vampire child named Reneesme. You live with-

Edward: I think we get it

Hermione: You honestly don't know your in a book?! If I was in a book… which I am… I would read all about me, which I have….

Ron: It's true she has, and got really upset when the facts were wrong

Nessy: Am I in a book?

Hermione: We are all in the same book, 'A History of Really Semi-Important Stuff'

Edward: I should buy a copy for Carlisle. He would love it.

Harry: So…Er… How did you all get here in Hogsmeade?

Jace: Uh... Funny story

Edward: NOT SO FUNNY. This idiot got us sent here through a portal. Where is the nearest airport?

Harry: Uhh… Pretty far… wizards don't need airplanes, we just Apparate

Edward: Damn it!

Jace: Lighten up Eddie-Poo. I'm excited! What do you wizards do for fun?

Edward: Jace you are such and idiot! First you get us stuck on a whole different continent, and now you're not even trying to get us home!

Jace: Well that's a little harsh don't you think?

Clary: Well….

Dumbledore: Edward you should be more open to the new possibilities-you might even find that you quite like it here.

Everyone: Wha… Where did you come from!?

Harry: I thought you were dead!!! I saw you die!!! I talked to you when you where dead!!!

Dumbledore: I am dead Harry. So are Edward and Bella. Jace you were dead at once as were you Harry.

Clary: in the words of Edward… 'I think we get it'

Dumbledore: Death is of such little importance in the big scheme if things

Jace: Yo old ex-dead man, who are you?

Hermione: *Gasp*

Jace: Well he is old and obviously he's a man… well that maroon dress confuses me…

(Whispers to Harry) Does he cross dress often?

Hermione: Jace!!

Dumbledore: My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Jace: Damn that's a long name! Let's just call you Dumb-Dumb

Dumbledore: I like it; it has a certain ring to it.

(Everyone laughs)

Dumbledore: Well if that's everything I will be off to my tea with your parents Harry, I hope I don't see any of you soon Ta ta.

*POOF*

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