A/N: After you read this you're gonna want to go drinking...so...

WARNING: drunken characters -_-

Ron: What the bloody hell was that about?!

Harry: I think he just came for a visit…

Jace: No shit, four eyes.

Bella: Language! My daughter is present!

Ron: You have a daughter… how old are you?!

Jace: We've already been through this. Just because you weren't there, it doesn't mean anything.

Hermione: I already said she had a daughter, weren't you listening!

Harry: Er … Nobody listens to you when you ramble about books.

Ron: All you're good for is doing our homework

Hermione: Nice to know how appreciated I am!

(Hermione storms off)

Nessy: Where are you going?

Hermione: None of you business!

(Hermione stomps into The Three Broomsticks)

Ron: Buy me a butterbeer!!

Jace: A WHAT!! Who puts butter in beer?!

Clary: Butter goes with everything except beer.

Bella: And cereal.

Edward: I have never found the taste of butter that attractive.

Jace: No one asked you vampire -_-

Ron: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!!

(Ron backs away rapidly)

Edward: Don't worry I won't bite.

(Laughs at own 'joke')

Harry: What's so funny?

Jace: NEVER do stand up comedy Edwardina.

(Edward growls at Jace)

Jace: Why is that broom stick in a glass case? Is it like, automatic or something? Like the one in the Disney movies?

Clary: I love those movies!

Harry: Actually they're racing brooms

Jace: What, wizards have "who can sweep the fastest competitions"?

Ron: Are you kidding! They are fastest flying brooms in the world!

Jace: Excellent! Eddie-Poo buy me a broom!!

Edward: First I pay for dinner for the first time, now this!

Nessy: I kinda like you… I'll buy you a broom.

(Turns to Edward)

Nessy (baby voice and pouty face): Daddy-poo I need some money

Edward: No

Nessy: Mommy, Daddy won't give me money

Bella: Edward! Give her money, she's buying a broom

Edward: Fine, here you go honey.

Nessy: Thank you daddy

Harry: Er… Muggle money won't work…

Jace: What cho' call me!

Clary: What is that, a disease?

Ron: Do you guys know anything?

Jace: I know I'd never be caught dead with that hair style!

(Jace flicks his curly blonds locks)

Harry: You can just borrow my broom

Jace: Excellent, does it fly!?

Ron: No, it's just for sweeping…

Edward: then what's the point?

Harry: Of Course it flies… I have a firebolt! Acio Firebolt

(Broom stick flys out of nowhere and hits Edward in the back of the head then zooms into Harry's hands)

Bella: You did that on purpose!

Harry: Er… he should have ducked, didn't you hear it coming?

Jace: Gimie Gimie

(Rips broom out of Harrys hand and mounts it)

Jace: How do you make this thing go… my bike had a gas peddle

(Stomps foot in annoyance and fly's upwards)

Jace: Merlin\s Beard!

Clary: I see he's adapting nicely

Bella: I notice no one had said 'Merlin's glasses' yet, did Merlin wear glasses?

Nessy: Mom your embarrassing me!

Edward: Maybe he wore contacts.

Clary: Hey didn't you say you wear contacts!

Harry: Why does she need contacts…

Ron: So she can see better… duh…

Jace: Shut up down there… help me make this thing go faster!

Harry: Lean forward!!!

Jace: OWW!!!! This thing is very uncomfortable! Are you sure its not a girl sport!?

(Everyone Laughs)

Jace: NOT FUNNY! How do I get down?

Edward: Leave him up there. It makes for a nice atmosphere down here.

Harry: After that four eyes comment I agree

Ron: But what about your broom?!

Harry: Edward will buy me a new one…

Ron: But you're rich!!

Harry: So is he…

Jace: FINE!! (Fly's Away)

Clary: Come back you nincompoop!!!

Edward (raises one eyebrow): Nincompoop?

Hermione: S'an excellent term…

(Hermione wobbles forward)

Ron: look Hermione about what-

Hermione: Shhhhh you sho, sh-should try some a' this… its gooooooood~

Harry: What happened to her!?

Clary: I think she's drunk

Ron: She can't get drunk off of butter beers… she wasn't in their long enough

Hermione: S'not butter beer, S'new stuff called Vodka!

Clary and Bella: Oh Boy….

(Edward and Harry Laugh)

Ron: What's so funny!?

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