A/N: After you read this you're gonna want to go drinking...so...
WARNING: drunken characters -_-
Ron: What the bloody hell was that about?!
Harry: I think he just came for a visit…
Jace: No shit, four eyes.
Bella: Language! My daughter is present!
Ron: You have a daughter… how old are you?!
Jace: We've already been through this. Just because you weren't there, it doesn't mean anything.
Hermione: I already said she had a daughter, weren't you listening!
Harry: Er … Nobody listens to you when you ramble about books.
Ron: All you're good for is doing our homework
Hermione: Nice to know how appreciated I am!
(Hermione storms off)
Nessy: Where are you going?
Hermione: None of you business!
(Hermione stomps into The Three Broomsticks)
Ron: Buy me a butterbeer!!
Jace: A WHAT!! Who puts butter in beer?!
Clary: Butter goes with everything except beer.
Bella: And cereal.
Edward: I have never found the taste of butter that attractive.
Jace: No one asked you vampire -_-
Ron: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!!
(Ron backs away rapidly)
Edward: Don't worry I won't bite.
(Laughs at own 'joke')
Harry: What's so funny?
Jace: NEVER do stand up comedy Edwardina.
(Edward growls at Jace)
Jace: Why is that broom stick in a glass case? Is it like, automatic or something? Like the one in the Disney movies?
Clary: I love those movies!
Harry: Actually they're racing brooms
Jace: What, wizards have "who can sweep the fastest competitions"?
Ron: Are you kidding! They are fastest flying brooms in the world!
Jace: Excellent! Eddie-Poo buy me a broom!!
Edward: First I pay for dinner for the first time, now this!
Nessy: I kinda like you… I'll buy you a broom.
(Turns to Edward)
Nessy (baby voice and pouty face): Daddy-poo I need some money
Edward: No
Nessy: Mommy, Daddy won't give me money
Bella: Edward! Give her money, she's buying a broom
Edward: Fine, here you go honey.
Nessy: Thank you daddy
Harry: Er… Muggle money won't work…
Jace: What cho' call me!
Clary: What is that, a disease?
Ron: Do you guys know anything?
Jace: I know I'd never be caught dead with that hair style!
(Jace flicks his curly blonds locks)
Harry: You can just borrow my broom
Jace: Excellent, does it fly!?
Ron: No, it's just for sweeping…
Edward: then what's the point?
Harry: Of Course it flies… I have a firebolt! Acio Firebolt
(Broom stick flys out of nowhere and hits Edward in the back of the head then zooms into Harry's hands)
Bella: You did that on purpose!
Harry: Er… he should have ducked, didn't you hear it coming?
Jace: Gimie Gimie
(Rips broom out of Harrys hand and mounts it)
Jace: How do you make this thing go… my bike had a gas peddle
(Stomps foot in annoyance and fly's upwards)
Jace: Merlin\s Beard!
Clary: I see he's adapting nicely
Bella: I notice no one had said 'Merlin's glasses' yet, did Merlin wear glasses?
Nessy: Mom your embarrassing me!
Edward: Maybe he wore contacts.
Clary: Hey didn't you say you wear contacts!
Harry: Why does she need contacts…
Ron: So she can see better… duh…
Jace: Shut up down there… help me make this thing go faster!
Harry: Lean forward!!!
Jace: OWW!!!! This thing is very uncomfortable! Are you sure its not a girl sport!?
(Everyone Laughs)
Jace: NOT FUNNY! How do I get down?
Edward: Leave him up there. It makes for a nice atmosphere down here.
Harry: After that four eyes comment I agree
Ron: But what about your broom?!
Harry: Edward will buy me a new one…
Ron: But you're rich!!
Harry: So is he…
Jace: FINE!! (Fly's Away)
Clary: Come back you nincompoop!!!
Edward (raises one eyebrow): Nincompoop?
Hermione: S'an excellent term…
(Hermione wobbles forward)
Ron: look Hermione about what-
Hermione: Shhhhh you sho, sh-should try some a' this… its gooooooood~
Harry: What happened to her!?
Clary: I think she's drunk
Ron: She can't get drunk off of butter beers… she wasn't in their long enough
Hermione: S'not butter beer, S'new stuff called Vodka!
Clary and Bella: Oh Boy….
(Edward and Harry Laugh)
Ron: What's so funny!?
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