A/N: Sorry it took so long...But we're grade 11 now and don't have history class anymore...And frankly this is SOO last year :P

Jace: Hey guys look what I found!!! IT'S A MAGIC CARPET!!!

Nessy: Is it sanitary??

Bella: Is it safe?

Edward: Don't worry love, I'll protect you 3

(Emmett makes a gagging sound)

Clary: Everyone hop on!

Jace: Except you (pointing to Emmett), and you guys too (Harry, Hermione, and Ron). You guys don't fit on here.

Emmett: I wanna COME!!

Jace: But I want Nessy to come. But Nessy won't come without Bells and she won't come without Eddie.

Clary: And your muscles really don't fit anymore Em.

(Jace, Clary, Edward, Nessy and Bella fly away)

(Lands on the beach)

(Spots Magnus in a sparkly red speedo cuddling with Alec)

Jace: Now that's more like it.

Edward: Nessy, CLOSE YOUR EYES!! …AGAIN!!!

Magnus: EVERYTIME!!! This time you WON'T be able to follow me!!!

(Poof!...AGAIN!)

Jace: Where the hell are we THIS time??

Bella: I don't know. It feels like I'm in a giant sand box.

Clary: (Picks up a lamp) Hey, what's this?

Nessy: That's Aladdin's lamp! Don't you guys watch Disney movies??

Edward:…I find Disney movies highly educational.

Jace: … I am sure you do.

Nessy: Rub the lamp!!! The genie's inside of it!!! I could use a new computer XD

(Clary rubs the lamp)

(POOF!! Genie poofs up)

Genie: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMER!!! I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 29 CENTURIES NOW!!! BE GONE!!!!

(Poof!!!!...*sighs*)

Jace: Way to go Nessy.

Clary: We're getting poofed A LOT.

Bella: What's with all the throns??

Edward: Nessy, where are we?

Nessy: SLEEPING BEAUTY!!! My favourite!!! XD

Maleficent: Why aren't you asleep!!!

Clary: Why are you wearing so much makeup?

Maleficent: You insolent fool! You're either sleepy or OUT OF HERE!!

Jace: … Poof us out -_-

(Poof…for the…I lost count)

Jace: …why do I have a TAIL!!! …We're under water….-_- Hey Clary, nice shells *wink*

Clary: DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!

(Covers body with arms)

Nessy: Really, we're in Little Mermaid? Oh hey there's FLOUNDER!!!!

Jace: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!!!

Edward: …Wrong movie, you idiot.

King Tritan: What's going on!!!

Jace: Can you poof us out of here, bud?

King Tritan: Bud? How dare you?!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!?!?!?

Bella: …A mermaid with a giant fork? I like it, it's gold.

King Tritan: It's merman!!! And I'm KING!!! BE GONE!!!

(Poof! …I give up -_-)

Jace: …Are we in…China -_-

Nessy: Yup we're in Mulan! Let's go to the Spirit's house and pray!

Bella: Pray this STOPS

(Enters Spirit's room)

Spirits: How dare you disrupt China with your modern clothes and sea shells!!!

(Clary looks down)

Clary: EEK!!!

(Quickly hides her body with her arms again)

Jace: LOL

Spirits: BE GONE FROM CHINA AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

(Poof!........oh boy)

Clary: Nessy, where are we this time?

Nessy: I don't know, this isn't Disney. It's too 3D -_-

Bella: Let's go ask that sexy guy without the shirt XD

Clary: Oh damn~

Jace: Hey watch it.

Edward: YOU! What movie are we in!!

Taylor Lautner: …New Moon…of the twilight Saga.

Bella: … You're hot XD Do you play Edward?

Taylor: Do I look like an Edward? I'm TAN. (points to Robert Pattinson) THAT'S Edward.

Edward: EWWWWWWWW what's with the makeup? And the hair? AND THE BODY!!!! Is that really what I look like???

Bella: I look okay XD Could use some smiling though. And she's not very clumsy…But she looks good

Clary: Jacob looks better.

Jace: Maybe we should leave here before you dump me for a werewolf-wannabe.

Nessy: As far as I know, no one can poof us out of here.

Edward: TO THE LIBRARY!!!

(At the library infront of the many Twilight saga books – ew)

Edward: If we burn the books, our characters would never have been invented and we won't BE here!!!

Jace: …meh. Works for me.

Clary: I have a lighter XD (takes out a lighter)

Jace: …what did you plan on doing with that thing? (Backs away)

Clary: Since I left my stele at home -_-

(Lights the books on fire)

(POOFS)

(HAHAH they're never gonna come back)

A/N: That's the end guys~ There's no more. If you wanna continue on your own account or whatever, go ahead (ask us first though. Cause it's too awesome to have a sucky chapter)

Thanks for reading our story, and remember to review!!!!

Flames will be used to burn more Twilight books XD

Love Ji and Jess XD