A/N: Sorry it took so long...But we're grade 11 now and don't have history class anymore...And frankly this is SOO last year :P
Jace: Hey guys look what I found!!! IT'S A MAGIC CARPET!!!
Nessy: Is it sanitary??
Bella: Is it safe?
Edward: Don't worry love, I'll protect you 3
(Emmett makes a gagging sound)
Clary: Everyone hop on!
Jace: Except you (pointing to Emmett), and you guys too (Harry, Hermione, and Ron). You guys don't fit on here.
Emmett: I wanna COME!!
Jace: But I want Nessy to come. But Nessy won't come without Bells and she won't come without Eddie.
Clary: And your muscles really don't fit anymore Em.
(Jace, Clary, Edward, Nessy and Bella fly away)
(Lands on the beach)
(Spots Magnus in a sparkly red speedo cuddling with Alec)
Jace: Now that's more like it.
Edward: Nessy, CLOSE YOUR EYES!! …AGAIN!!!
Magnus: EVERYTIME!!! This time you WON'T be able to follow me!!!
(Poof!...AGAIN!)
Jace: Where the hell are we THIS time??
Bella: I don't know. It feels like I'm in a giant sand box.
Clary: (Picks up a lamp) Hey, what's this?
Nessy: That's Aladdin's lamp! Don't you guys watch Disney movies??
Edward:…I find Disney movies highly educational.
Jace: … I am sure you do.
Nessy: Rub the lamp!!! The genie's inside of it!!! I could use a new computer XD
(Clary rubs the lamp)
(POOF!! Genie poofs up)
Genie: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMER!!! I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 29 CENTURIES NOW!!! BE GONE!!!!
(Poof!!!!...*sighs*)
Jace: Way to go Nessy.
Clary: We're getting poofed A LOT.
Bella: What's with all the throns??
Edward: Nessy, where are we?
Nessy: SLEEPING BEAUTY!!! My favourite!!! XD
Maleficent: Why aren't you asleep!!!
Clary: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Maleficent: You insolent fool! You're either sleepy or OUT OF HERE!!
Jace: … Poof us out -_-
(Poof…for the…I lost count)
Jace: …why do I have a TAIL!!! …We're under water….-_- Hey Clary, nice shells *wink*
Clary: DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
(Covers body with arms)
Nessy: Really, we're in Little Mermaid? Oh hey there's FLOUNDER!!!!
Jace: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!!!
Edward: …Wrong movie, you idiot.
King Tritan: What's going on!!!
Jace: Can you poof us out of here, bud?
King Tritan: Bud? How dare you?!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!?!?!?
Bella: …A mermaid with a giant fork? I like it, it's gold.
King Tritan: It's merman!!! And I'm KING!!! BE GONE!!!
(Poof! …I give up -_-)
Jace: …Are we in…China -_-
Nessy: Yup we're in Mulan! Let's go to the Spirit's house and pray!
Bella: Pray this STOPS
(Enters Spirit's room)
Spirits: How dare you disrupt China with your modern clothes and sea shells!!!
(Clary looks down)
Clary: EEK!!!
(Quickly hides her body with her arms again)
Jace: LOL
Spirits: BE GONE FROM CHINA AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
(Poof!........oh boy)
Clary: Nessy, where are we this time?
Nessy: I don't know, this isn't Disney. It's too 3D -_-
Bella: Let's go ask that sexy guy without the shirt XD
Clary: Oh damn~
Jace: Hey watch it.
Edward: YOU! What movie are we in!!
Taylor Lautner: …New Moon…of the twilight Saga.
Bella: … You're hot XD Do you play Edward?
Taylor: Do I look like an Edward? I'm TAN. (points to Robert Pattinson) THAT'S Edward.
Edward: EWWWWWWWW what's with the makeup? And the hair? AND THE BODY!!!! Is that really what I look like???
Bella: I look okay XD Could use some smiling though. And she's not very clumsy…But she looks good
Clary: Jacob looks better.
Jace: Maybe we should leave here before you dump me for a werewolf-wannabe.
Nessy: As far as I know, no one can poof us out of here.
Edward: TO THE LIBRARY!!!
(At the library infront of the many Twilight saga books – ew)
Edward: If we burn the books, our characters would never have been invented and we won't BE here!!!
Jace: …meh. Works for me.
Clary: I have a lighter XD (takes out a lighter)
Jace: …what did you plan on doing with that thing? (Backs away)
Clary: Since I left my stele at home -_-
(Lights the books on fire)
(POOFS)
(HAHAH they're never gonna come back)
A/N: That's the end guys~ There's no more. If you wanna continue on your own account or whatever, go ahead (ask us first though. Cause it's too awesome to have a sucky chapter)
Thanks for reading our story, and remember to review!!!!
Flames will be used to burn more Twilight books XD
Love Ji and Jess XD
