Here's something out of character… A NEXT DAY UPDATE!! OMG-ster!! (Yes I just said OMG-ster. Got a problem?)
The Deimon Commander From Hell: (raises hand) I do!
BG: (takes out TDCFH's Devil's Handbook) Oh, really now?
TDCFH: How the hell did you get a hold of that?!
BG: I have my ways… (smiles evilly)
TDCFH: I don't think I like that smile…
Depthmon: Ah! Run away! She's going crazy!!
Kenny: (comes out of nowhere) I wanna do the disclaimer! La la la la! BandGeek and I don't own anything that you recognize except the little fan fictions cuz we rock that way. Yay us!
BG, TDCFH, and Depthmon: (stare at Kenny)
Depthmon: Um, is that normal?
BG: Yeah. Who gave her the Dr. Pepper?
TDCFH: (backs away slowly)
BG: GET BACK HERE, YOU – YOU – YOU LA-DE-DA!!
Enjoy!
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Every member of the Cullen family, every member of Sam's pack, and Bella had invaded the Swan household.
Edward sat at the kitchen table in Charlie's chair with his laptop in front of him, getting his Internet connection running. The members of the pack were raiding the fridge and the Cullens were lounging around in the living room.
"GOT IT!" Edward shouted causing everyone in the room to cover their ears.
"You don't have to shout," Jacob hissed, moving towards the computer so as to see the screen better.
The rest of the Cullens and the pack gathered around Bella, Edward, and Jake and waited eagerly for Edward to start reading.
"Ooh, ooh, look!" Emmett said, pointing at the screen. "Click the one that says 'Emmett and the Bear'!"
Edward sighed and complied. He began to read…
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom called Forks, a boy named Emmett lived in the woods.
Rosalie rolled her eyes and Alice started to giggle.
Emmett lived in a little cottage with lots of cute bunnies and chipmunks and he was friends with each of them. However, he wished he had a better friend.
"Sadly, I think I could see you being friends with a bunny, Emmett, if it weren't for the fact that you were a vampire," Jasper said, cracking a smile.
Lost and lonely, he went walking through the woods. He walked and walked and walked until he came upon a bear. The bear was big and fat and fairly ugly, but Emmett didn't mind.
"Hello, Bear," he said. "I'm Emmett."
"Hello, Emmett," the bear replied. "I'm Rosalie. Are you lost?"
"No, just looking for a friend."
"Me too! Hey, I'll be your friend!"
"Yay!"
The two friends joined hands and walked away into the woods. The End.
Rosalie's eye was twitching. "I. Am. Not. A. Fat. Ugly. Bear!!" She began dry sobbing into her hands. "NO!"
Emmett was laughing hysterically. In fact, he'd fallen over in mirth. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Shut up, Emmett," Rose snapped and resumed her crying.
He pursed his lips and tried not to laugh.
"Read another," Jacob said with a grin.
Edward clicked on one that read "Me and You".
Emmett sighed and looked across the way. That face, that hair, those beautiful lips… How could he not be in love? "Why won't you notice me?" he thought to himself, a pout crossing his face. "Is it because of what I look like? Who I am? Or maybe… what I am? Won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?"
Meanwhile, Jacob gazed across the aisles of desks. So beautiful… full lips, dark hair, beautiful pale skin… A pure angel. "Oh… I love you so much… why don't you ever talk to me? Do you know I exist?"
Both boys issued a sigh.
"Oh, Jacob…"
"Oh, Emmett…"
Edward's face was purely disgust.
"OH MY GOD! No no no no no no no no!! I will NEVER be in love with him! NEVER!!" Jacob screamed.
Emmett hugged Rose. "Hold me!" he cried, obviously scared.
Bella looked at the laptop screen. This might not have been a good idea…
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