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Chapter 2
Packing
Alice's POV
I watched as Rosalie ran upstairs shouting, "We are going on a cruise without the smelly mutt!! This is gonna be great!!!!!!"
Suddenly I felt a vision coming; Carlisle was going to call in 0.5 seconds. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and answered before it had a chance to ring.
"Hi Carlisle" I said happily as I saw a glimpse of Rosalie circling the house at vampire speed yelling, "No mutt for a month!!!!!!"
I rolled my eyes.
"Oh, hello Alice I'm guessing you know why I'm calling," Carlisle said in a bored voice.
"Yup, Nessie and I are already packed."
"Is Bella?"
"Not yet, but I'll just throw a bunch of her clothes in a suitcase and she'll be ready."
"You will NOT!" Bella yelled.
"Oh, yes I will," Alice answered.
"Does Rosalie know?" Carlisle asked but before he could answer was cut off by Rosalie's yelling. I just held the phone out and put it on speaker so Carlisle could hear.
Rosalie ran down the stairs yelling, "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN YOU EDWARD YOU ANOYING MIND READING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STILL HATE YOU JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey Rosalie! Carlisle's on the phone!"
Rosalie ran over took, ripped, the phone from my hand and yelled, "I LOVE YOU CARLISLE AND YOU TOO ESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shoved the phone back into my hand and then hugged me "I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER EVEN IF YOU'RE SUPER ANNOYING, WHICH YOU ARE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE LIFE YOU ARE NOT LIVING!!!!!!!!!"
"If you still want to go on the cruise, I would be quiet."
"LIKE I SAID, LOVE YOU!!!!"
I put the phone back to my ear and said, "I think she knows."
"Well, we'll be there in 5 minutes, be ready."
"Don't worry," I put my hand on the phone and yelled, "Boys, get Bella's stuff ready!"
"What makes you think I'd do that?" Emmett asked.
"I won't totally trash every item you own"
"Good enough for me," Emmett said as he ran to the cottage.
"Don't you dare touch my stuff," Bella said menacing voice running behind him.
"How could you possibly be able to manipulate every person you come across?" Jacob asked.
"Years of practice," I answered. "We'll be ready," I said into the receiver before shutting it. This will be fun.
Esme's POV
"Honey, are you really sure this is a good idea," I asked as soon as Carlisle got off the phone.
"At this point, I really don't care sweetheart, we will be financially ruined if I have to keep paying for everything Alice breaks, plus I'm sure they'll be fine."
"I know. I'm just worried about the OTHER passengers."
"That's a risk I'm willing to take." Carlisle answered. He slicked his hair back and winked in a… suggestive manner.
"Are you trying to seduce me?" I asked raising a delicate eyebrow at my husband.
"Depends… Is it working?" Carlisle teased as he hugged my waist.
I giggled and said, "Yes Doctor," as we pulled into the driveway.
Jacob's POV
The house was full of movement and Alice was passing by putting her luggage near the front door. I heard Dr. Cullen's car pull into the driveway and Nessie ran outside yelling, "They're here! They're here!"
Suddenly, Nessie shrieked, "Daddy! Why is Carlisle eating Esme's face?!"
I could only imagine what Nessie was seeing right now.
Alice's POV
As soon as I heard Nessie's exclamation, I was by her side. I was horrified by the sight before me. Esme was in Carlisle's arms, making out.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Jacob turn into a wolf, thinking there was danger.
I covered Nessie's precious eyes and shouted, "CARLISLE!!!!" Out of shock, Carlisle let go of Esme and let her fall flat on her butt.
I continued my rant. "IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT WE HAVE TO KEEP NESSIE OUT OF THE HOUSE AT NIGHT DUE TO EMMETT AND ROSALIE, BUT NOW YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!"
If vampires could blush, my foster parents would have been beet red, and if vampires could puke, our driveway would have been full of vomit.
Nessie removed my hands from her eyes and said, "Aww! I missed it!"
Jacob came outside in his wolf form and I conveniently grabbed the metal rod next to me and began to hit him with it while yelling, "Oh no! The wolf ate Jacob!!! Bad wolf!"
Nessie giggled. "No, Auntie Alice, that is Jakey."
I smiled sweetly. "No, Nessie, that's the wolf that ate Jacob."
Nessie turned to Jacob then back to me. Jacob looked at Nessie with pleading eyes and I gave her a reassuring smile. She grinned and squealed, "Hit him some more!"
"Whatever you say Nessie, whatever you say." I recommence the hitting of the dog. From inside I heard Rosalie shout, "Go Alice! Show that mutt no mercy! Hit him harder!"
Edward ran outside and attempted to grab the metal stick from my hand, but I hit him over the head instead.
"Don't hit Daddy!" Nessie yelled. Her tiny hands were balled up into fury fists just the way mine did.
I smile at her again. "That isn't Daddy," I said, "that's his evil twin, um… Fredward"
"Really Alice, Fredward, as if she'd ever believe you."
"Oh, I get it," Nessie said."Hit him harder!!!."
"Anything for you Nessie," I said as a continued to hit Edward.
Carlisle ran up the porch and took the rod out of my hands, "No more stick for you!" He grabbed my arm and pulled me into the living room.
"Wow, it's a good thing I'm a vampire or this would really hurt."
"Oh, it's gonna hurt anyways."
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