Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to learn the signifigance of washing your hands!
Alhanalem: An unnecisary track of learning.
Teacher:…excuse me?
Alhanalem: I said, it's an unnecisary track of learning.
Teacher: Well then, Mr. Alhanalem, why do you say that?
Alhanalem: Because, logically, if one were to keep gloves on, there would be no need to wash your hands.
Teacher: Yes, Alhanalem, there would be. Because you still touch things with your gloves.
Alhanalem: Then simply wash the gloves after a days use, and it is freshly clean for the next day.
Teacher: *sigh* Alhanalem, you still need to wash your hands.
Alhanalem: It is unnecisary.
Teacher: Alhanalem, you need to take the gloves off when you wash them, do you not?
Alhanalem: Not if you are wearing chemically rubber gloves.
Teacher:…that's considered to be washing your hands, Alhanalem.
Alhanalem: No, as a matter of fact, it's not. Your not physically washing your hands.
Teacher:…yes you are, your washing the gloves, which is washing your hands.
Alhanalem: But the gloves are not physically apart of your body, therefore, it isn't washing your hands along side it.
Teacher: It's just healthy to wash your hands, Alhunalemb!
Alhanalem: You said my name wrong verbally.
Teacher: UUUUUUUUGH!
Alhanalem: It's alright. I forgive you mentally.
Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!
