Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to learn the signifigance of washing your hands!

Alhanalem: An unnecisary track of learning.

Teacher:…excuse me?

Alhanalem: I said, it's an unnecisary track of learning.

Teacher: Well then, Mr. Alhanalem, why do you say that?

Alhanalem: Because, logically, if one were to keep gloves on, there would be no need to wash your hands.

Teacher: Yes, Alhanalem, there would be. Because you still touch things with your gloves.

Alhanalem: Then simply wash the gloves after a days use, and it is freshly clean for the next day.

Teacher: *sigh* Alhanalem, you still need to wash your hands.

Alhanalem: It is unnecisary.

Teacher: Alhanalem, you need to take the gloves off when you wash them, do you not?

Alhanalem: Not if you are wearing chemically rubber gloves.

Teacher:…that's considered to be washing your hands, Alhanalem.

Alhanalem: No, as a matter of fact, it's not. Your not physically washing your hands.

Teacher:…yes you are, your washing the gloves, which is washing your hands.

Alhanalem: But the gloves are not physically apart of your body, therefore, it isn't washing your hands along side it.

Teacher: It's just healthy to wash your hands, Alhunalemb!

Alhanalem: You said my name wrong verbally.

Teacher: UUUUUUUUGH!

Alhanalem: It's alright. I forgive you mentally.

Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!