Zetsu's Black side.
White Side.
Black Side thinking.
White Side thinking.
Warnings: Language, 'Sexual themes', fluff, failed attempt at humor, a bit of yoai, and Pein being an asshole.
Zetsu's eyes widened. "Y-you like me..?" He stuttered out. "Yeah...Un..I have for a while but I never told you...." The blond said with a sad smile. "Wont blame you if you reject me or whatever un.." He continues. Zetsu just stood there for another second. Then, Deidara grabbed Zetsu's head with both hands and pushed their lips together. When the man-eater didn't do anything, Deidara broke the kiss and blushed very hard.
"Er..I'm sorry..I just--" He started but, Zetsu cut him off with a sudden kiss. Deidara was shocked. He...Is kissing me..? He thought with a mental squeal. The bomber blushed and kissed back. Zetsu broke the kiss a few seconds after due to lack of air. "Sorry Deidara but....That was...Nice.." Zetsu said with a deep blush, noticeable on both halves. Deidara flushed. "Yes, yes it was un." The blond said back. "So...Are we together now un? As in dating, boyfriends, and all that stuff, yeah? Since we both like each other and stuff un." Zetsu smiled a little on his white side, and had a giant grin on the other side, it looked kinda funny.
"Of course! Only if you fuck on the first date..!" Zetsu said, and then his white side blushed. "We mean...Er...." Deidara giggled and kissed him again. Geez Deidara isn't very shy about this.. Zetsu thought. A knock was then heard at the door. "Will Deidara-senpai play with Tobi? Tobi is a good boy!" An annoying voice was heard. Deidara growled. He normally did when Tobi was around. I hate that kid! He is like trying to take my Zetsu! The blond thought and opened the door. "No! I'm busy! Leave me alone un!" He shouted through the door. The masked ninja ran away saying "Okay, okay! Tobi will leave..!" and he started to cry.
"You didn't have to be so mean to Tobi.." Zetsu said. "But the brat deserves it." The black side finishes. Deidara shrugs and mumbles. "But your mine...Not his.."
"Did you just say that we are yours?" Zetsu says."I didn't know we were owned by anyone.." He finishes with a chuckle from both sides.
Deidara blushes and glomps the other ninja. "Mine." Deidara says while clinging to Zetsu's arm.
Zetsu's face lights up and he shifts the shorter ninja so that they are hugging, Zetsu doesn't like to be glomped.
Then before anything else could happen, Kakuzu opened the door with his key and yelled: "Lights out! Keeping the lights on cost money! And--" He trailed off when he saw Zetsu and Deidara hugging on the blonds bed. "Well well well! I didn't realize that you two were butt-buddies!" He said with an evil grin. "Lemme tape you guys doing stuff! Yoai sells great on Ebay!" Zetsu growls, gets off the bed, and pushes the stitched man out of the room. "We haven't even done anything yet! Go crawling back to your uke, bitch!" He spat out and shut the door again.
"I see you and Kakuzu don't get along well, un." Zetsu's new lover stated. The green-haired man growled louder. "He sold our plant and flower collection... Stupid dumbass..." Zetsu whined and slumped his shoulders."Ah, I see un." Deidara said with a grin. I never heard Zetsu whiny! Hee~hee it sounds cute. He thought. Zetsu sat back down on the bed and wrapped his arms around the blond from behind, snuggling his head in the crook of Deiadara's neck.
Who knew Zetsu could be all cuddly and stuff! Deidara thought with a smile. Zetsu sighed, which made Deidara ask what was the matter. "Mm...Nothing..." He replied with a blush, as he realized he was becoming clingy. Then without warning, Zetsu's black hand pushed himself off the blond and turned him so he was facing the plant-man.
What are you doing? Zetsu's light side asked mentally.
Having some fun. Was the answer.
Zetsu then unbuttoned Deidara's pants, while rubbing the spot with his other hand.
Deidara moaned quietly as Zetsu took the blonds pants and boxers off with one swipe. Zetsu's dark side licked his lips, and started to pump the already aroused member. This caused Deidara to moan louder.
Zetsu started to go a bit faster, and after getting more noises from his lover, he licked his dick a few times and put Deidara's hardened shaft into his mouth.
"Nng...Ah! Z-Zetsu..!" He whimpered.
Zetsu started to suck on him now, pretty rough, but careful enough so his teeth wouldn't cut him
"Mm..Z-Zetsu..!" Deidara yelped and started to buck his hips a bit. Not having this done before, not even with Sasori before he died, he moaned louder and said "Zetsu...I-I'mma...C-Cum!" and then came into Zetsu's waiting mouth.
Gulping down the seed, he hugged Deidara and smiled. Deidara, still panting, sighed happily.
"Er...Thanks Zetsu.." He said awkwardly and rubbed the back of his head. He then got out of Zetsu's death grip and picked up his boxers and pants, that his lover tossed to the side, and put them back on.
"You didn't last very long, we didn't even get to deepthroat you." Zetsu said with a pout.
"Whatever, Deidara tastes good.." His other side purred and wrapped his hands lazily over the blonds shoulders. Suddenly feeling very awkward,
he took his arms off Deidara, and stood up headed toward the door. "We...Gotta go Deidara. See you around I guess..." He mumbled but, Deidara heard. "Okay...Night un." The other boy purred as he left.
Zetsu crept into his room, that he shared with Tobi. The masked ninja was currently sleeping, so it was a bit easier to creep into his own bed. When he was in his bed, Zetsu sighed and pulled up the covers.
What is wrong with us...?! I mean what the french-toast?!
Well, I found it fun. What you too much of a chicken to actually swear?!
Oh well, maybe I don't want to swear. And you only liked it because you had most control! I wish that never happened!
I liked it so deal with it! I can't belive that he just let us do that! Who would..
Deidara apparently.
Let's do it more often then.
No! He's the only one who ever showed they cared and I don't want to ruin it.
It wont ruin it, it'll make it better.
We are not going to do that more! Unless he starts it...
Gr. Hmpf, fine but we can't let this get past a crush and blowjobs.
Whatever.
Zetsu then fell asleep after that. Of course, having dirty dreams just to make it worse.
Deidara sighed. Damn he is good! Hopefully I get to pleasure him next time. He thought before falling asleep as well.
Zetsu woke up to Tobi looking over him. "Zetsu-kun okay? Tobi heard Zetsu moaning in his sleep." The plant-man blushed. "Er...Yeah we are fine." He stuttered out while the black side said "Damn, that was a hot dream. But, Tobi you woke us up right when we were going to--" The white hand covered up the dark sided part of his mouth. "Nothing Tobi. We are fine." Said ninja just nodded and said "Okay! Tobi is a good boy!" before running out the door and to the living room. It was always a race to who got to watch TV in there first. Even though, Tobi had his own TV he still liked to watch Spongebob on the bigger TV.
Deidara just had woken up from a similar dream. He was sweating, and panting. He glanced at the alarm clock at his nightstand. "Hn. 9:00 A.M. I'm still tired.." He grumbled and got up and dressed. After putting up his hair the way he liked it, he came to the living room, which was a mess. Everyone was fighting over the remote to the TV. Right now, Kisame had it and held it tight against his chest in the corner.
"I wanna watch the Shark Documentary on Animal Planet!" He says and clutches it tighter.
"I want to watch Saw!" Itachi growled and reached for Kisame.
"But Spongbob is on!" Tobi said and hopped around.
"The Desperate Housewives season Finale is on!" Deidara whined and tried to get the remote.
"They are showing something about money!" Kakuzu said and tried to get his threads around the remote.
"I would enjoy the plant show that is also on. So hand the thing over!" Zetsu said and snarled.
"Jashin! There is fucking Saw! I fucking agree with Itachi! Hand of the fucking remote, mother-fucker!" Hidan yelled and picked up his scythe and pointed it at Kisame.
That's when Pein came in. "Everyone! Silence!" He yelled over everyone else.
They all fell silent after that. Pein stomped over to the TV and pushed the power button. "No one is using this today." He said. Then he unplugged the giant TV,took the remote, and pushed the TV in his office.
"Well now what do we do un..?" Deidara said out loud with a pout.
"I have an idea." Itachi suddenly said.
Everyone remained quiet and sweat dropped.
"Are you feeling alright?" Kisame asked slowly and put his hand on the Uchiha's forehead.
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" Itachi said with a happy smile.
"Oh no! His medication must be messed up!" Kisame said frantically.
Everyone was scared. Itachi never smiles, so this was just plain creepy.
Tobi got over it quickly and agreed to his plan. "Truth or Dare is fun to Tobi!"
Kisame agreed as well. "Um okay.." The shark-man said carefully.
"Fuck. Well why the hell not..?" Hidan answered.
"As long as I can count my money as I play." Kakuzu said, while taking his money out.
"Sure...Itachi.." Deidara said and shrugged.
"I guess....This is pointless..." Zetsu mumbled.
Konan was in the room, but she just walked to Pein's office when the other members looked at her.
"Okay~ Let's play! Tobi will start!" Tobi said.
"Wait. There needs to be rules. Okay...The person asking gets to pick truth or dare, not the person being asked." Itachi said.
"Tobi gets it! Zetsu!"
Zetsu raised an eyebrow. "Hm?"
"Why were you in Deidara's room last night? And what did you do?"
The plant-man turned a bright pink, and stuttered out "That's t-two questions! P-pick one o-of them..!"
"Okay! Why were you in there?"
"Because. That's why, leave it at that." He growled.
"Ah, Zetsu you have to properly answer the question." Itachi said with a knowing grin.
He is really starting to scare me.
Ditto. They thought.
"Just fucking answer!" Hidan shouted with a crazy grin.
"We....were talking and...Stuff." Zetsu mumbled.
Hidan raised an eyebrow. "You mean you two were fucking?" He asked with a hint of laughter in his voice. Deidara and Zetsu blushed at that. "No un! We just kissed and he did something, yeah!"
Everyone exploded in laughter. "Who....Knew Zetsu....Could get lucky..!" Kisame said between barks of laughter.
"Shut up or I will eat you all!!" Zetsu screamed. They all fell silent at his threat. They all knew he would eat them if they didn't be quiet. Zetsu didn't give empty threats. Said ninja sighed, and his face color turned a bright shade of pink when Hidan said "So who was the bitch?" Everyone tried to keep back giggles of laughter. Zetsu growled and Hidan shut it.
"Okay then, Zetsu you get to pick someone." Itachi said.
Oh! Let's pick Hidan and make him do something weird.
Hm...K. But, what..?
Wow, that was shorter then I intended it to be. And took forever to type. Ah, well.
Hope you likey~!
Emma- Thanks for the comment! I do need to improve on the changing~ Thanks
