A/N and Disclaimer: I do not own anyone nor do I own Avril Lavigne Girlfriend. This is for Da-Real-Mrz-Cena102100. Hope you like it.
It was a sunny day in Boston Massachusetts and a sure to be drama filled day at West Newbury High as always. Walking in the halls of the school I saw all the groups together; the jocks, emos, preppy, weird and of course the popular girls. The ones I hate. Now I not one of the loners I have some popular friends but I chose not to be one of them. I walked in my first class and when I got inside I saw the hottest guy in school John Cena and his girlfriend the bitch of the school Torrie Wilson.
Chorus:
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend
I went to my seat and I could feel eyes wandering me and I knew they belong to Torrie the dumb bitch. I turned around slightly and look at John and he looks so fucking good. He smile can always brighten any girls' day. I just wish I could be his girl.
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you
All the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright...)
Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother****ing princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right...)
And then's there Torrie. The typical Blonde girl with big fake boobs. Which by the day she admitted to everyone in the 9th grade. Idiot.
Bridge:
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Chorus:
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend
"Oh Babe, My birthday is coming up. What are you going to get me?" Torrie asked as she was up all over John. But the thing is he wasn't even paying attention to her. All he could think about was Jessica and how hot she looks today and how much he wanted to get away from Torrie.
I can see the way
I see the way
You look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again (and again, and again, and again...)
(So)So come over here
Tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make the girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name
Ever again (And again and again and again...)
Bridge:
Cause
She's like so whatever
And you can do so much better
I think we should get together nowAnd that's what everyone's talking about!
"Uh, Huh." He mumbled and Torrie started to get mad then she looks at the direction John was looking at and scowl.
"It that bitch isn't it." She yelled and got everyone attention.
"Torrie calm down." He tried to end this drama.
"No I got this." She said as she walked over to my chair and glared at me.
Chorus:
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
"What do you want Torrie." I said as I looked up at her.
"I want you to leave John alone okay. He's mine.
"You keep telling yourself that." I said as I heard a few laughs.
"Bitch, I'm telling you to leave him alone if you know what's good for you." She said as I got up from my chair in glared her down.
Uh!
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
Hey, Hey, You, You,I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend
I went to say something but she slapped me in the face. I heard her laugh but that stop when I tackle her to the ground and started to beat the shit out of her until I felt to arms around my waist. When I looked up I saw John and he smile at me.
"Thank you. You don't know how long I wanted someone to do that." He whispered in my ear. Then he turned to Torrie. "Torrie were done. I can't be with you anymore." He said as she did a scream and left as everyone cheered.
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend ( No Way!)
No way, No way, hey, hey
I think you need a new one (Hey!)
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend (No Way!)
"So Jessica, will you like to go out with me?" He asked.
"Yes John, I love to." I said as I pulled him into a kiss and I felt nothing but sparks. I had my man.
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me (No Way!)
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way! Hey hey!
A/N: I hope everyone like it. Enjoy Reading.
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