~This is an account of the bizarre situation that befell a young woman one lovely fall afternoon. None of the following story was consciously made up by this writer and the writer is unwilling to explain how that came to be, so just enjoy this compilation and let the story unfold.~ The writer


I suddenly woke-up and the first thing I noticed, even before I open my eyes, is that I'm not in my bed and I'm outside. I opened my eyes and got the biggest shock of my life. I'm in a cartoon world, laying outside , in a park. I am completely freaked out. After I am convinced that I am not dreaming (which was quite painful) I got up and walk around. Apparently the park that I'm in is in the middle of a big city. It looks vaguely familiar, but that's just a naggy little feeling in the back of my head. I wandered around the city until sunset. I ended up at a beach and suddenly I am over whelmed. I start to cry. I sat in the sand and hugged my knees to my chest.

~o.k. calm down, calm down. Think. How did this happen? I remember that I was in my back yard . It was right after school, because I still had my uniform on, crying because that jerk Alex dumped me to go out with that blonde public school hoe. Mr. I'm a bastered that likes to make private school girls cry. All my friends said that I shouldn't cry over him but I really liked him. Then poof. There's this little fat dude floating in front of me. He looked around and said something about how this wasn't it or it's a purple watchmacallit. He stared to do something when he noticed me. "oh. You're sad!" It was almost like he had only ever heard of sadness. "It's nothing. I'll get over it." "NO! I'll take you to Robin. He can fix it." I laughed for the first time all day. "You mean the bird or Batman and Robin." "No. from the Teen Titans" "Wait, wh.." "I'll just show you. 'Then there was a flash and then the park and … Crap. I'm in a TV show!~

I broke down again. It was all too much. I sat crying on that beach for hours and ,sometime after sunset, I fell asleep. I woke up to some guy yelling at me. "Give me your money, damn it. I saw that the guy yelling at me was red in the face. He looked like he was very mad and he was holding a gun to my head. Something inside of me snapped. I grabbed the gun and bent it in half. "if I had any money, would I be sitting on a beach this late at night? Now get out of here or your hand is next." He looked surprised as he backed up and, if possible, even more mad. "you'll regret that." then he was gone, running like a chicken. It occurred to me that I had just bent a gun like it was made out of clay…with one hand. I smiled and laid back on the sand to watch the sun rise. At least I'm not defenseless. I laughed at the absurdity of my situation and stood up. "Hey, there she is! There's the girl who did that to my gun!" I spin around and see an gang lead by that guy from last night. Crap. They all start yelling at me and running. I don't think and just run into the sea. I swim. "get the jet skis!" Double crap. I swim faster. They start catching up. I'm getting so tired. Suddenly they start yelling "turn back, turn back." and "we can't go there" not that I care why they turn around at this point. The water gets shallower, so I glance up. I see some rocks and they're close. I swim towards them, when I reach the end of my strength, I touch them. All I'm thinking is I hope its high tide.

When I woke up again, I hurt all over , but I notice that I was in a bed. The ceiling of the room was dark with stars and the walls had a desert landscape on them. Huh, I thought, this looks like Tara's room. I shot up in bed.

Pain flared everywhere and I almost passed out. " careful, you swam pretty far really fast. You're probably still sore." "Huh, that sounds like Beastboy. I'm still dreaming then." "RAVEN! I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH HER! SHES BEING WEIRD!" "Oh, It's not a dream then? How can it not be, you don't really exist." "SHE SAYS I DON'T EXIST!" I rolled my eyes. Why is he so loud? I heard the sound of running feet. "Now look what you did. You got everybody all excited for nothing." Just as I said that, the rest of Teen Titans ran through the door.

Now, I had already accepted the fact that I was in an alternate dimension or something, but this was still a really big shock to see Robin, Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire join Beastboy. " I propped myself up on my elbows and just stared. Then something clicked. "Oh, that's who that fat kid was. It all almost makes sense now." "What fat kid?" Robin asked apprehensively. " The little guy who broke reality." Compression was all over every face. " Tell me what happened." Robin requested. I told them what happened, except I left out what why I was crying. Wouldn't you know it, they asked any way. Actually, Starfire did. "Why were you crying?" I laid back down. They were starting to leave when I said, "I go to an all girl's school in my city. My boyfriend broke up with me because we go to different schools, and started going out with a girl from his school." I sat up. "See? There's really absolutely nothing you can do for me. That's why I left it out. All you can tell me is that he's not worth it and I've already heard that." "Well, that explains the uniform." said Beastboy. I look down and I'm still wearing my school uniform, white blouse, plaid skirt, white knee-highs, and brown shoes. "Why did you say I don't exist?" asked the ever inquisitive Beastboy. Sigh. " Where I come from, You're just a TV. show. A cartoon. My world is very different, We don't have monsters constantly trashing our cities.

I think I might have offended them because they all stared talking at once, except Cyborg. Then there was a loud POP! Everyone was quiet and we heard someone calling, "Hellooo, is there anybody here?" There was a louder pop and that fat from before was floating over my bed. " Oh, here you are! I was looking for but you left the park and then…" "YOU!" I tackled him. " Send me back! Send me home now!" I shook him to emphasize my point. "I'm not sending you anywhere till Robin solves your problem. Robins the greatest, he can do anything!" "I was sad be cause of my boyfriend! He just dumped me! I would have been fine! It just hurt and Robin can't do a damn thing about that!" I sat on the floor fuming for a couple seconds. " well, isn't there some thing Robin can do?" "No." "Well I can't just send you home." "Why not!" " I've never taken anyone from your world with me before. Your made differently so I had to transport you and change you. That took all of my energy and most of yours, I even had to use your fat." "Whoa, hold up. Did you just say you took my fat?" "Yeah," He replied cheerily. "But I'm not ready to take you back yet. You have to wait six day, then I can send you back; but you will have been missing the whole time." "WHAT!" "OR you can wait three months and I'll send you home so that you were never gone." "Really?" I was very skeptical. "Yup!" His voice is so annoying right now. " ok. I'll do that.

I'll just have to find one of those homes for runaway teens or something." As I stood up I got dizzy. I took a step and almost fell over. Cyborg caught me, which was a complete surprise. He hadn't said a single word so far, he was acting a little shy. He put me back on the bed and went back to his friends. He started whispering to Robin, and then Beastboy joined in, and then Starfire, and finally Raven. For a whispered conversation, it got pretty heated. I looked over at the little fat boy sitting on the floor, he looked at me and we both shrugged. "So…this dimension that you took me to…is it the same as the TV show I know?" It had suddenly occued to me that I might not know as much about this world as I thought. "Yeah. I don't like the other ones. After people in your world started writing fan fiction about the show, some of them started to get really weird. Sometimes Robin was gay" Robin cleared his throat. "Since we fell somewhat responsible for you being here, we have decided that you can stay with us." "You wouldn't be able to leave anyway, you can't even walk yet." Stated Raven. "Are you really ok with that?" as I asked I looked at Beastboy, I knew what this room and it's previous owner meant to him. He hesitated a little, until Cyborg hit him in the head "Yeah, Its totally fine." He rubbed his head and pouted . "Ok, thanks" I yawned really big. "I think we should be leaving now. She is tired and needs to rest." Starfire suggested. They slowly filed out of the room. Cyborg is last, as he leaves I say, "I don't think I told you, but my name's Alyssa…Aly really but you know." He paused for a moment and nodded without turning around. Then the door closed. I looked at the little fat guy and asked " Can characters be out of character?" "I don't know. Here they're just people so I guess so." "Hmm, Can I call you Gusgus?" "Sure!" " Are you going to stay here for the three months?" "Duh! I didn't come here to not spend time with Robin after all." "Whatever." I layed down and went to sleep.

The Teen Titans sat in there living room. Raven was to one side, meditating. Starfire was in the kitchen, feeding her slug. Beastboy was losing to Robin in a video game, and Cyborg was typing on a computer in the corner.

"Hey Robin?"

"Yeah, Beastboy?"

"Can we put that girl in a different room?"

"Why? How would you explain that? 'nobody is using this room but we want to move you anyway?' That's lame."

"No. We could just ask her. She would totally understand."

"You said that you were fine with it."

"I know but…"

Cyborg glances at Beastboy and then says as he continues to type. "She already asked you if you wanted her to move to a different room." "When did she ask that?" "Right before we left." "Oh." Raven joined in saying "That girl seems to know a lot about us." "Well we are a TV show where she comes from." Starfire rebutted with. " I still don't like it. She washes up on our door step after out swimming a bunch of thugs on jet skis. We know next to nothing about her, we don't even know here name." Raven has a very valid point. "Her name is Alyssa, but she goes by Aly." said Cyborg. The other four just stare at him. "What?" "You know ,you've been acting pretty strange ever since that girl woke up." commented Robin with one eyebrow raised. "

"What do you mean?"

"Well for one, you didn't say anything to her." Beastboy said.

"So? What does that mean?"

"And you were the one who suggested we let her stay." Starfire joined in with.

" I really don't see..."

"And she told you her name." stated Raven

"Well, you guys had already left the room."

"If nothings up, then why are you blushing?" Beastboy stared at Cyborg, then smiled like a kid in a candy store with a credit card. " You like her." "WHAT!" Cyborg exploded. The Robin and Starfire now shared Beastboy's smile. Raven frowned more then usual. " Lets just let it go for now," she said. "We should concentrate on finding a those men who were chasing her." At that moment, Gusgus popped in, literally. "Hello Robin!" the overly exuberant youth exclaimed. "Hey…Why are you wearing a G now?" "Alyssa renamed me! I'm Gusgus!" "Um…ok?" raven rolled her eyes "as long as your here, what can you tell us her, Alyssa?" "Well…"POP! A giant book appeared titled History of People. "What do you want to know?" Raven smiled. Sometimes, it's good to bend the rules.


The writer wishes to state that this story will only be uploaded if enough reviews are given. Other wise, it is a complete waste of the writer's time.~The Writer