Warning: ZADR ahead!! If you don't like and have mysteriously stumbled onto this; well good for you!! XD

Song from Tommy Tutone called 867-5309/Jenny

Anyways on to the story!!

867-5309/Zimmy

/Plink. /

His antenna twitched.

/Plink. /

A crimson eye opened and glared.

/Plink. /

"Okay who the hell is doing this? Annoying the hell out of the /Zim/!" he hissed throwing off the blankets sending the sleeping Gir flying.

He extended a spider leg out from his PAK and opened the window. Nothing. Okay this was …good?

He poked his head out and received a small pebble to his forehead.

"You dear touch /ZIM/ with your fffffilthy earth rock?!" he yelled outside.

"Hey Zim!" dib yelled standing on his sidewalk wearing a glare.

"Ah, Dib-worm, why are you here at this time of your much needed sleep cycle?" he inquired.

"I have something to get off my chest." He huffed.

"What the fact you're crazy and that the almighty ZIM wins?" he said smiling exposing his zipper like teeth in a triumphant smile. His magenta eyes glinted with smugness.

"No…" he hesitated not meeting the older being. "Zimmy! Zimmy! who can I turn too?" he started singing.

"Wha? No! Stop! The almighty ZIM says to stop!"

"You gave me something I can hold onto! I know you think I'm like the others before!"

"What others Dib-stink?"

"Saw you writtin your number on the wa~all! Zimmy don't change your number! I need to make you mi~ine! Zimmy don't change your number! 867-5309~9! 867-5309~9!"

"That's not my number I hope you know!" Zim yelled over the sound of Dib's /horrible/ caterwauling.

"Zimmy! Zimmy! You're the Irk for me. Oh you don't know me but you make me so happy!"

"I do to know you! LIES! the filthy earth human lies!"

"I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve! I tried my imagination but I was disturbed!"

"You probably had the wrong number. As I said BEFORE!! Clean the wax out of your ears!"

"Zimmy I got your number! I need to make you mi~ine! Zimmy don't change your number! 867-5309~9! 867-5309~9! I've got it! I've got i~it! For a good time! For a good ti~ime! Oh!"

"What exactly did I write on the wall? What numbers!? You have confused the almighty Zim!"

"Zimmy don't change your number! I need to make you mi~ine! Zimmy don't change your number! 867-5309~9! 867-5309~9! Zimmy! Zimmy! who can I turn to? For the price of a dime I can always turn to you! 867-5309~9!"

As Dib finished the beautiful? Ballad Zim clapped alone.

"Wow Dib-worm you just proved that you humans truly are filthy… but-," he crawled out the window after checking no one was watching as he came out of the house without his disguise.

His PAK legs helped him down from the great height from the window to the ground. As soon as he touched the ground he ran towards Dib. He slammed into him locking their lips in a simple chaste kiss that ended as fast as it began.

"But you /are/ brave." Dib blushed.

Zim gripped the collar and dragged him closer enrapturing him in another kiss. He left the other, walking back to his door.

"See you in the morning. Bye Dib!"

Dib ran a hand through his hair and leaned onto the fence.

"Wow. Pick you up for skool tomorrow! Bye Zimmy!"

-End… XD