The ULTAMITE Kids Next Door
Author: Imaginator33
Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R
Boy
Against
Babysitter
Yes
Illegal
Teens
Terrorizes
Each
Runt
In the moon base…
Numbuh 99: Um, supreme leader sir we have no one for this mission, every one is on one.
Numbuh 19: Sir this just in, sector WS.67 is free.
Numbuh 1 (Supreme Leader): Good, they're the best there is, send them in (smiles).
In the sector WS.67 tree house…
Numbuh 999: Guys we gotta mission.
Numbuh 9: Numbuh 9 doesn't want to go on a mission, Numbuh 9 just got back from one.
Numbuh 23: Come on, it's probably just Broccoli Head or something.
Numbuh 999: No this is … TEENAGERS!
Numbuh 27: Those guys are a bunch of retards.
Numbuh 173.11: Wait a minute does that say what I think it says?
Numbuh 999: Yes it's … Vicky the Babysitter
Numbuh 9: Last time she babysat me she tied me to the fan and turned it on HI, I threw up and she made me eat my barf, Numbuh 9 want REVENGE!
Numbuh 27: Well I guess this is your time Numbuh 9
Numbuh 23: Enough talk lets go fight.
Numbuh 999: All right Kids Next Door to the W.A.G.O.N
Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door W.A.G.O.N, Warping And Going Over Neighborhoods
Numbuh 999: All right everyone to your stations
Numbuh 999: Oh I wanted to tell you in private Numbuh 27 she's at your house
Numbuh 27: Oh no Tommy
At Numbuh 27's House ….
Tommy: HELP! VICKY IS TORRORIZING ME!
Vicky: SHUT-UP TWERP! Your gonna have a nice time with the sharks and apes until your parents get home. Then a 2nd dose tomorrow! Mwah Ha Ha aaahhhh
Numbuh 999: You guessed wrong Vicky the KND will bring you teenagers down.
Numbuh 23: I don't think so Vicky
Tommy: Big bro you came to rescue me!
Vicky: Oh no it's you twerps the Kids Next Doofus
Numbuh 23: That was dumb come back.
Vicky: SHUT-UP
Numbuh 999: Alright Kids Next Door Battle Stations!
Vicky: Teenagers assemble
Teenagers come in.
Numbuh 173.11: Come on guys they can't defeat the weapons I invented.
Numbuh 23: It's time to smash and bash. Ha Yahh
Big Computer Thingamabob: Kind Next Boor H.A.M.M.U.R, Hydro Ape-like Mashing Mode Uppercuts Rear-end
Vicky in whispering Voice: Just let them do what they do then we pull out our secret weapon.
Random Teenager: Teens get your B.R.A's ready
Numbuh 9: Numbuh 173.11 what does that mean.
Numbuh 173.11: Let me see, it means …. Battle Ready Armor
Numbuh 173.11: Yikes
Numbuh 9: Wait a minute their not doing any thing, I got you know Vicky
Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door V.A.C.D.O.O.M Very Airy Cannon Delivering Oscillating Oomph Massively
Numbuh 23: Wait Numbuh 9 don't
Vicky pulls out un identified blaster and shots Numbuh 9
Numbuh 999: Minh NOOOOOOOOOO!
Random Teen: It's called the puberty ray, gives puberty to anyone any age
Vicky: Don't tell them you dunce.
Random Teen: Tie 'em up so we can blast each one and lock the twerp in his room
Teens tie them up but Tommy sneaks away
Vicky: I'm not gonna blast you if you tell me the code for everything in your moonbase and I'm gonna shoot you first
Numbuh 23: Me but why?
Vicky: Um because I want to duh
In Tommy's room
Tommy: I got to find away but how
He looks at air vents
Tommy: Ah Ha
Climbs on bed and jumps to air vent
Tommy: Good thing I stole some 2x5 tech from their tree house. Ha ha
Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door M.U.S.T.A.R.D Macho Ultimate Super Tangy Actually Ripples Disguises
Tommy: Take this
Teenagers: Oh, ouch, ah, it burns!
Back in the living room
Vicky: I'm counting 3 … 2 …. 1
Tommy: NOOOOOOOO
Numbuh 23: No Tommy
Tommy: Xavier, tell mom I broke the vase.
Numbuh 23: No you you did this I'm gonna kick your but
Hear loud punches and a girl screaming
Numbuh 999: Doesn't Minh have some business to take care of.
Numbuh 9: I won't do it unless she reverses
Vicky: There's a reverse switch in the back
Reblast Tommy and Numbuh 9
Numbuh 23: Wait a minute so you're the one who broke the vase I'm gonna pound the snot out of you!
Numbuh 173.11: I suggest we get out
Numbuh 999: You said it Gina lets get out of here
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