The ULTAMITE Kids Next Door

Author: Imaginator33

Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R

Boy

Against

Babysitter

Yes

Illegal

Teens

Terrorizes

Each

Runt

In the moon base…

Numbuh 99: Um, supreme leader sir we have no one for this mission, every one is on one.

Numbuh 19: Sir this just in, sector WS.67 is free.

Numbuh 1 (Supreme Leader): Good, they're the best there is, send them in (smiles).

In the sector WS.67 tree house…

Numbuh 999: Guys we gotta mission.

Numbuh 9: Numbuh 9 doesn't want to go on a mission, Numbuh 9 just got back from one.

Numbuh 23: Come on, it's probably just Broccoli Head or something.

Numbuh 999: No this is … TEENAGERS!

Numbuh 27: Those guys are a bunch of retards.

Numbuh 173.11: Wait a minute does that say what I think it says?

Numbuh 999: Yes it's … Vicky the Babysitter

Numbuh 9: Last time she babysat me she tied me to the fan and turned it on HI, I threw up and she made me eat my barf, Numbuh 9 want REVENGE!

Numbuh 27: Well I guess this is your time Numbuh 9

Numbuh 23: Enough talk lets go fight.

Numbuh 999: All right Kids Next Door to the W.A.G.O.N

Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door W.A.G.O.N, Warping And Going Over Neighborhoods

Numbuh 999: All right everyone to your stations

Numbuh 999: Oh I wanted to tell you in private Numbuh 27 she's at your house

Numbuh 27: Oh no Tommy

At Numbuh 27's House ….

Tommy: HELP! VICKY IS TORRORIZING ME!

Vicky: SHUT-UP TWERP! Your gonna have a nice time with the sharks and apes until your parents get home. Then a 2nd dose tomorrow! Mwah Ha Ha aaahhhh

Numbuh 999: You guessed wrong Vicky the KND will bring you teenagers down.

Numbuh 23: I don't think so Vicky

Tommy: Big bro you came to rescue me!

Vicky: Oh no it's you twerps the Kids Next Doofus

Numbuh 23: That was dumb come back.

Vicky: SHUT-UP

Numbuh 999: Alright Kids Next Door Battle Stations!

Vicky: Teenagers assemble

Teenagers come in.

Numbuh 173.11: Come on guys they can't defeat the weapons I invented.

Numbuh 23: It's time to smash and bash. Ha Yahh

Big Computer Thingamabob: Kind Next Boor H.A.M.M.U.R, Hydro Ape-like Mashing Mode Uppercuts Rear-end

Vicky in whispering Voice: Just let them do what they do then we pull out our secret weapon.

Random Teenager: Teens get your B.R.A's ready

Numbuh 9: Numbuh 173.11 what does that mean.

Numbuh 173.11: Let me see, it means …. Battle Ready Armor

Numbuh 173.11: Yikes

Numbuh 9: Wait a minute their not doing any thing, I got you know Vicky

Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door V.A.C.D.O.O.M Very Airy Cannon Delivering Oscillating Oomph Massively

Numbuh 23: Wait Numbuh 9 don't

Vicky pulls out un identified blaster and shots Numbuh 9

Numbuh 999: Minh NOOOOOOOOOO!

Random Teen: It's called the puberty ray, gives puberty to anyone any age

Vicky: Don't tell them you dunce.

Random Teen: Tie 'em up so we can blast each one and lock the twerp in his room

Teens tie them up but Tommy sneaks away

Vicky: I'm not gonna blast you if you tell me the code for everything in your moonbase and I'm gonna shoot you first

Numbuh 23: Me but why?

Vicky: Um because I want to duh

In Tommy's room

Tommy: I got to find away but how

He looks at air vents

Tommy: Ah Ha

Climbs on bed and jumps to air vent

Tommy: Good thing I stole some 2x5 tech from their tree house. Ha ha

Big Computer Thingamabob: Kids Next Door M.U.S.T.A.R.D Macho Ultimate Super Tangy Actually Ripples Disguises

Tommy: Take this

Teenagers: Oh, ouch, ah, it burns!

Back in the living room

Vicky: I'm counting 3 … 2 …. 1

Tommy: NOOOOOOOO

Numbuh 23: No Tommy

Tommy: Xavier, tell mom I broke the vase.

Numbuh 23: No you you did this I'm gonna kick your but

Hear loud punches and a girl screaming

Numbuh 999: Doesn't Minh have some business to take care of.

Numbuh 9: I won't do it unless she reverses

Vicky: There's a reverse switch in the back

Reblast Tommy and Numbuh 9

Numbuh 23: Wait a minute so you're the one who broke the vase I'm gonna pound the snot out of you!

Numbuh 173.11: I suggest we get out

Numbuh 999: You said it Gina lets get out of here

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