A/n: here's the next chapter, oh and I don't own any of the twilight characters

Carlisle pov

January 20th could not have come faster. I was going to miss esme terribly, and she was too even though it was only two weeks. Two weeks with a human in the house and the whole thing on TV. I know the children were going to go overboard with this, I was going to have to keep an eye on them.

Esme pov

Oh I was going to miss the children terribly. I have not been away from them in such a long time except when they went their own ways in collage. But that hasn't happened for a long time. I was told that I was going to stay in Toronto, Canada. Alice predicted it wouldn't be sunny so I didn't have to worry. I did worry about what kind of women was coming to stay here, I hope she wouldn't be lusting after my husband or worse my sons.

" Esme your suitcases are packed and ready," I heard Alice call from upstairs. I started to worry, I hoped Alice didn't go overboard with the packing.

" No esme, I didn't go overboard with the packing, I only packed what you absolutely needed, altogether you have three suitcases for clothes and two for shoes." Alice told me

" Five suitcases, don't you think that's a bit much, its only two weeks Alice," I told her. I started to worry, what the other family will think of me with fie suitcases.

" I think its enough," I heard Rosalie say. That's fine for her, she likes clothes. I didn't care that much, but once in a while I liked shopping with the girls. I felt a little tug on my pants, I looked down and saw little renesmee or nessie as everybody seemed to call her.

"Granma I'm going to miss you," she said in a little voice. After all she was the size of a three year old. I knelt down and picked up my granddaughter, she had brought so much of joy to this house. I knew there might not ever be another child in the house again.

"Nessie, I am going to miss you too, more than Emmett but don't tell him that," whispered in her ear. But in a house of vampires everyone hears.

"Hey, I thought I was your favourite," Emmett said with a pout. Everyone laughed.

At 9.00am the limo came to fetch me. I gave everyone hugs twice, and told them, " Now, everyone be good to your father and the new mother. I don't want any trouble from any of you. Emmett no pranks, and please act human." I told all of them.

"We will esme, don't worry," Bella said

" I will see anything bad if it happens," Alice told me

" Don't worry esme, I'll keep Emmett from doing anything stupid," Rosalie said everybody laughed at that. I hugged everyone again and gave Carlisle a quick kiss. We didn't do pda. I sadly got into the limo and waved to my children and my husband.

Edward pov

I didn't like this, I didn't want a human in the house taking over esme's job. But I couldn't be mad since my bella assured me over and over. Since this was going to be on tv, I couldn't stay in same bedroom as Bella. I couldn't believe Bella actually liked the idea. I don't know how this whole thing was going to be 'fun' as Emmett says. The new mother would be here in a few hours, and Carlisle thought it would be better to let her adjust. So that's how I found myself, at the shopping mall with everyone else. Carlisle had been pulled in somhow and he was with us. The girls had gone ahead to go shopping leaving us with the bags.

Emma pov (the new mother)

I was so excited when I found out that our family had been chosen for wife swap. I loved my family, it was very close to perfect. Both my older children were in debating, math club, chess, computer club, and etiquette everyday. My youngest one went to choir, ballet, swimming and chess. I was very strict with my children, so they will grow up properly with no nonsense. I wanted to pass on my rules and values to another family. The limo was going to takes me to the airport where I will catch a plane to forks Washington. After a lot of research I found it was a small town with a big forest and it was overcast for most of the year. I started to build a picture of what the family could be. Probably poor, living in a small town, falling down house, jobless maybe. I couldn't find out much from the wife swap people. I was ready to go, I had my two suitcases, anymore it just ludicrous.

"Now children, I want you to be good to your new mother, act as if I were her. I want no nonsense for any of you, always act,"

"Disciplined," my three children said altogether. They were prefect children. I was going to make the new family's children disciplined too. "Now be polite to the new mom, don't get in the way, and go to your clubs." I told them sternly. I didn't want them to act like hooligans on television too.

" good, good bye children, be good, good bye Paul," I told my husband, I gave them each a quick hug, and left. This was going to be a good two weeks.

AN: there next chapter will be the new mom meeting the cullen chidren, I will post soon