Me: I'm back~~~! Before I begin the disclaimer I would like to thank the people who reviewed the very first day I published it! I'm acctualy amazed that someone really reviewed! I thought my story was super crappy!
O.k. , those people are:
Deidare
Me: I hate Ino too! We both have something great in common! May us Ino haters UNITE!!! ( lol)
Ino: Why does everyone hate me?!
Me: 'cause you're fat, ugly, and a copy-cat. And many other things that would take eternity to list.
SammywithSwagger
Me: Thanks for your review! I'm really glad a REAL HUMAN BEING REALLY LIKES MY WORK! I never get praises since my teachers are REAL critics. You Rock non-critic person!!!
Haloelizabeth
Me: Thank you soooo much! I tried my best to be funny but to tell you the truth I thought it was a sad attempt of humor........ So thanks for your great sense of humor! You rock guy with a good sense of humor!!!!!!!! ( sorry I'm not very creative with nicknames )
SeverusHermione
Me: Thank-you for being the first reviewer!!!!!! I LUV U!!! ( JOKE! JOKE! I MEAN I BARELEY KNOW YOU BUT THANKS ANYWAY!!) I'll see what I can do about the HidanxSakura lemon. If I can't do the lemon for any reason I promise I'll put LOTS of HidanxSakura moments!
Hidan: Thank-you SO FUCKING MUCH SEVERUSHERMIONE! BECAUSE OF YOU I MIGHT GET A LEMON WITH MY SMOKIN' HOT SAKU-CHAN!!!! YOU FUCKING ROCK!!! MAY JASHIN-SAMA BE WITH YOU!!!
Me: Get back in the lounge with the rest of the cast! You're not supposed to be here yet!
*grabs Hidan and throws him in the supply closet..... I mean..... ummmm... employee lounge*
Me: I thank all the other reviewers too! Tobi, do the disclaimer!
Tobi: Hai, TobiBad-sama! TobiIsSoBadAss does not own naruto for reasons still unknown to humanity....
Skittles Make Love Happen
Sakura started climbing up the spiral staircase the school had. She always wondered why the school had a spiral staircase but it was fun to slide down the railing so she didn't really care.
When Sakura finally made it to the top where the door to the roof was she slowly walked in. What she saw on the roof both amazed and scared her.
Amazed because two of the hottest guys in school were cloud watching just like that lazy ass Shikamaru! Scared her because a lollipop man glomped her and is now staddeling her!
"Child molester!" Sakura screamed.
"Why did you just call him a child molester yeah?" asked Deidara.
"Don't try to fool me! You're that dude on YouTube who sings 'Lollipop Man'!" she yelled.
Sasori just watched at the side of Sakura, kneeling beside her while eating a small packet of the rainbow goodness of..................... SKITTLES!!
Sakura quickly kicked Tobi in the ding-dongs and grabbed Sasori's skittles. She gulped them down like she did earlier and smiled sweetly.
"No!!!! Anything but them! Not my SKITTLES!! TAKE MY DUM-DUMS INSTEAD! I HATE DUM-DUMS!!! ( AN: sorry but just so you know I don't hate dum-dums. I love them! It's just that I made Sasori hate them so............. oh, you'll find out! ; ) )
"I'm so sorry for kicking you Lollipop Man." she said with an apologic look.
" But you were asking for it! How could you even think of fucking a poor, pure, and innocent girl like me!? Pedaphile! You're just like Orochimaru!" inner made me scream. Who knew she had such great will-power over MY body?
"But Saku-chan!" Tobi whined "You're chest was just so soft and squishy! It was just like JELLY!"
Sakura just turned beet red and screamed, "Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!"
"Wait, how do you know my name! Are you guys stalkers!? Why are you going after such an innocent girl like this when you can just pay Ino a dollar for a kiss!?!?" Sakura asked.
Sakura was too busy yelling for help that she didn't notice that Sasori just snuck up behind her and held her by her waist.
"Shut up! Because of you my skittles are gone!" he yelled
"They were stale......" she said.
"They were what!?' yelled Sasori angrily.
"The skittles, they were stale...."
"You steal them from me, then you critisize them!?" Sasori screamed.
"Pretty much..........." continued Sakura
"Stale food is a work of art, yeah!" said Deidara.
"How the hell is it a work of art?!" asked Sasori, forgetting about Sakura and his skittles.
"Well, stale skittles proves that art isn't eternal. Just like fireworks, food comes and goes, yeah." said Deidara.
"Wrong! Art is eternal! Just like how plastic food can last forever!" argued Sasori.
While Sasori and Deidara were fighting Sakura took that chance to try to get away. Luckily for her, Tobi was too distracted by a butterfly to realize she was leaving.
Just as Sakura thought she was home free she bumped into a hard, muscular chest. When she looked up she blushed without anyone noticing.
Sakura quickly recovered from her shyness and pushed the people aside. As she ran away, the guys watched her, and the perverted people of the group watched her ass.
"Who was that hot chick?" asked hidan, the guy she ran into.
"That's MY girlfriend, yeah!" yelled Deidara angrily.
"No, she's MINE!" yelled Sasori.
"No, she's Tobi's!" yelled Tobi.
"Tobi, do you even know what a girlfriend IS?" asked Zetsu who was behind Hidan.
"Of course! It's a girl who's your friend!" yelled Tobi 'smartly'.
"You're hopeless......." said Zetsu sweat dropping.
"Guys you didn't answer my question! Who's that hot chick! She looks Fucking familier!" yelled Hidan, creating silence.
"Her name is Sakura Haruno. Best known for beating Ino up for stealing her skittles just earlier today. Ino has broken half of her ribs, has a black eye, and is now in Emergency Care." read Itachi boredly from a file.
"Saku-chan!" yelled Hidan out of nowhere.
"How do you know her! ( yeah )" yelled Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi.
Me: CLIFFHANGER!
Hidan: YAY! I'm in this chapter!
Me: Ok, I have to cut this AN short since I have to go to school soon.
Hidan: Why do you have to go to fucking school!?
Me: Because it's 5:40am right now. I just couldn't wait to post this for my fans!
Hidan: You don't have any fans stupid....
Me: Yes I do you jerk!
Hidan: Whatever............
Me: Hidan, I really got to get going so do the review thing already.....
Hidan: Fucking review.......
Me: Do the one we rehersed!
Hidan: Fine! TobiIsSoBadAss wants at least 5 reviews to continue. If you read this and don't review I'll hunt you down and skin you alive! *laughs sadistically*
Whole Cast: Good-bye! See you next time!
