Me: I'm SO happy!! *cries tears of joy*

Hidan: Why the hell are you so dam emotional at this time of day!??!

Me: Well for your information I just got over 10 reviews!

Hidan: So what!? I've seen hundreds of fucking stories that had hundreds of shitty reviews!

Me: Well I'm new here and you wouldn't understand 'cause you're a heartless bastard!

*runs over to Itachi and cries in his arms*

Itachi: Who's ass am I kicking babe?

Me: Hidan critisized my work! WAHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Itachi glares at Hidan*

Hidan: I'm sorry BadAss-sama!

Itachi: Sorry won't cut it! * laughs sadistically *

Me: * smirks *

Hidan: You little bitch!

Itachi: What did you just call her!?

Hidan: Nothing Uchiha-sama!!

Me: Oh, Itachi-niichan! He was so cruel! He called me the B word!

* smirks *

Itachi: I think you and me need to have a little talk! * drags Hidan into a supply closet and turns on Elmo's World *

Hidan: No! Anything but that! Not the fucking gold fish lord! No! NOOOOO!!!!

Me: Since Itachi-niis busy torchering Hidan, I'll just start the story now! Tobi, disclaimer please!

Tobi: Hai! But I have to finish this quickly 'cause I heard Hidan-sempais watching Tobi's favorite show, Elmo's World! So TobiIsSoBadAss does not own Naruto.

Me: Let us begin! Cameras! Lights! Doughnuts! Action!

Skittles Make Love Happen Chapter 3

Sakura was running as fast as she could! Who were those stalkers?! Though, she'll admit, they were pretty hot, but she was not a whore!

"But, I felt something familiar about that dude we bumped into.... Do you remember anything inner" Sakura asked her inner in her head.

" I felt something about him too. You don't think it's..... wait, it couldn't be him! We have to go back!" inner frantically cried.

"You're right! But we'll be late for class! I don't want to get detention!" sakura yelled at her inner.

"Would you rather get a detention slip or miss a chance to see HIM!?" asked inner.

"O.K. Then, let's go!" yelled Sakura aloud.

With The Smexy Guys

"How the hell do you know Sakura (yeah)!" Sasori and Deidara yelled. ( Tobi didn't yell 'cause he's too much of a good boy for that)

"She used to be my girlfriend until....." said Hidan.

"Until what Hidan-sempai?" asked Tobi.

"Until-" Hidan said until he was cut off by Sakura kicking down the door to the roof.

"FUCK YOU STALKER!" Sakura yelled.

"Until I was caught watching her sleep....." Hidan continued.

"And looking through my underwear drawer, snooping around my stuff because he thought I was cheating after I talked to my brother on the phone, and sacrificing my goldfish to his Jashin-sama because it saw me naked!" screamed Sakura.

"Because of you I've been scared of Edward Cullens for months! Your such a vampire wannabe Hidan!" she continued.

"Who knew Hidan was a closet pervert...." mumbled Sasori.

"I fucking heard that Sasori!" said Hidan.

"And it's not my fault she looks sexy sleeping!" continued Hidan.

"What kind of sick fantasies do you have, yeah....." asked Deidara.

"I guess I should start wearing clothes while I sleep........" whispered Sakura

Suddenly Sakura screamed! There was a huge puddle of blood on the floor! Sakura then came up to Sasori and Deidara since they were the ones lying on the floor.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP! I DON'T WANNA BE CHARGED FOR MURDER!" she screamed.

They both then began to stir awake. Then mumbled some perverted things.

"Sakura sleeps naked........and Hidan saw her....... lucky bastard....(yeah)" they both mumbled.

"ALL MEN ARE PERVERTED! THEY'RE ALL EDWARD WANNABES!" she cried.

"Well, all men but Tobi-kun are Edward wannabes!" she yelled as she tackled Tobi in a hug.

"Yay! Tobi is a good boy!" he yelled.

"You're on team Jacob......." said Itachi.

"Hell Ya!" Sakura answered.

"Jacob looks good with Bella but he will soon be MINE!" she yelled.

"But I thought you loved ME (yeah)?!?!" Sasori, Hidan, and Deidara yelled together.

"I'll admit you guys are kinda hot but Jacob is SMEXY!" Sakura said with hearts in her eyes.

"At least we're kinda hot to her......." said Sasori

"I would rather be smexy, yeah......" said Deidara.

"It's O.K. guys! Not everyone can be blessed with an awesome body and god-like face like Jacob.... He just got lucky! At least he shares it with the world!" said Sakura trying to cheer them up.

"WAHHHHH~~~!!!" cried the three sex gods ( Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan ) .

"Don't worry sempais! You don't have to be smexy like Jacob-sempai for Tobi to like you! You can all be fat and ugly and I'll like you all the same! No human man can be as perfect and god-like as Jacob-sempai!" said Tobi while cuddling with a Jacob doll.

"Tobi! No, you can't be GAY! You're way to cute for that! WAHHH~~~" cried Sakura.

"Don't worry Saku-chan! Tobi is NOT gay because then he couldn't be with Saku-chan!" he cried happily.

"Tobi!" Sakura cried in a field of flowers as they ran to eachother.

"Saku-chan!"

"Tobi!"

"Saku-chan!"

"Tobi!"

"Saku-chan!"

"Tobi!"

"Saku-chan!"

"Tobi!"

"Sak-"

"Stop it before we have a Lee and Gai moment!" yelled Itachi.

"Woah, totally out of character Itachi..........." said Sakura as she let go of Tobi.

"He just has a problem with pedophile moments. He hates being reminded of Lee's and Gai's relationship." said Kisame who popped out of nowhere.

"Why (yeah)?!" asked everyone but Tobi.

"He's had a bad experience with the history teacher, Orochimaru." replied Kisame.

"How?" asked Sakura.

"Itachi, tell them." told Kisame.

"Well, it all started when......."

Me: I'm so sorry it took me so long to update!

Hidan: She's been busy pigging out on fucking easter bunnies!

Me: No I wasn't! I'd be fat then! I just kept changing this chapter. I was going to make Hidan Sakura's brother, but I'm against incest.

Hidan: Fuck incest! Why the hell did you make her hate me bitch!

Me: Watch your language Hidan. You don't want me to get Itachi again. Now do you?

Hidan: Y-yes, f-f-f-fucking m-m-ma'm.

Me: Good! Now, everyone say good-bye!

Whole Cast: Good-bye everyone! See you next time!