Me: Hn.

Itachi: Hn.

Me: Hn.

Itachi: Hn.

Tobi: Where's Hidan-sempai? You always do the disclaimer with him.

Me: Hn. We're in a fight so I'm hanging out with Itachi now.

Tobi: Poor Hidan-sempai! He's been replaced!

Itachi: Hn. I'm better than him anyways.

Tobi: Don't you miss him BadAss-sama?

Me: Hn. No.

Tobi: But you two were best friends! Remember all the fun you two used to have?

Me: Hn.

Flashback To My 10th Birthday:

Hidan: Whore!

Me: Grandpa!

Hidan: Skank!

Me: Bastard!

Hidan: Wo-MAN!

Me: Man-whore!

Hidan: Happy Birthday!

Me: Thank you!

Hidan: I bought you a knife!

Me: You're so sweet!

End of Flashback

Me: * teary eyed *

Tobi: See! Tobi told you! * points finger at Me *

Me: Hn. I guess you're right.

Tobi: What are you gonna do now BadAss-sama?

Me: * sobs * I WANT MY HIDAN BACK!!!

Itachi: Hn. What about me?

Me: You're a meanie! You're supposed to comfort a girl when she's crying! * throws Itachi out of a window*

Itachi: Hn. * lands on a cat * Ow.

Me: Where's my Hidan!

Hidan: * kicks down door * I'm right here bitch!

Me: * tackles Hidan in a hug * You came back!

Hidan: I know! * grins *

Me: How could I go in public without you!

Hidan: You couldn't!

Me: I know!

Hidan: Where's that Itachi bastard?

Me: * points out of window *

Hidan: You did learn from me! * pats my head *

Me: * grins * Tobi, disclaimer please!

Tobi: Hai! TobiIsSoBadAss does not own Naruto because if she did Saku-chan would be the Akatsuki's secret leader!

Me: Now, let us begin this master piece!

Skittles Make Love Happen

Chapter 5

"Hey, where did Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan go?" asked Sakura after she ran out of cute nicknames to say.

Itachi then stopped staring at the wall and pointed to the supply closet.

"OMG! They're GAY! That's just a waste of hotness....." she said dissapointed.

Sasori's super hearing was able to catch that last sentence. He always KNEW when a hot girl called him hot or gay. He needed to whenever he hung out with the feminim Deidara.

"We HAVE to go back to Sakura! NOW!" Sasori yelled.

"Why, yeah?" asked Deidara.

"Just do it!" he replied sharply.

"What about fucking me!?!?" Hidan yelled but quickly shut his mouth after he realized what he just said sounded really wrong.

"That just sounded wrong, yeah......." said Deidara, highly disturbed.

"I'm fucking sorry! It's just that I'm tied to a fucking chair and I fucking can't think straight! FUCK MY FUCKING HABBIT OF SAYING FUCK AT THE FUCKING WRONG TIME IN THE FUCKING WRONG PLACE!" Hidan yelled like a maniac.

"I think we should go now....." said Sasori.

"You're probably right, yeah....." whispered Deidara.

So that's what they did and Hidan lived happily ever after in that closet yelling curse words to himself! KIDDING! Hidan will appear next chapter again and will receive a bigger role. And when I say bigger I mean bigger than something BIG! Now back to Sasori and Deidara.

"WE'RE NOT GAY (YEAH)!" Sasori and Deidara yelled at the same time.

"Oh, they're in the denile stage....... Well, it's O.K guys! We can get through this! No one needs to cry! It's O.K for two hot men to make love to each other!" Sakura said while patting their backs and giving them an 'inspiring' lecture about famous people who were gay too.

"Did Ricky Martin stop dancing when he found out he was gay? Did Micheal Jackson kill himself after he found out he was intrested in little boys? NO! MJ just went off and molested a little boy! And let me tell you............" Sakura went on with her 'little' lecture.

"Please Sakura, just belive us. We are telling the truth! We're not gay!" said Sasori.

"I'm not sure.........." said Sakura un-surely.

"Sasori's right! Tobi has been in Sasori-sempai's house before and it's FULL of pictures and posters of women! They're really pretty, but not as pretty as you Saku-chan!" yelled Tobi in a childish tone.

"Ahhhhhhh! Tobi, you're so CUTE! And because of that I believe you Sasori! But I never knew you were a pervert....... Well, I never knew you until a few hours ago so I guess- WAIT! If it's been two hours, that means I missed TWO WHOLE PERIODS! I gotta run before the last one!" Sakura said quickly as she ran off into the school.

"WAIT FOR US SAKU-CHAN (YEAH)!" yelled Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi.

Yet, unknown to the boys, Itachi hasn't taken his eyes off Sakura's ass for almost the whole time she was there.

"I guess I have some competition for your love Sakura......." Itachi whispered.

Me: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I decided that I will always update on either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday!

Hidan: I'M NOT GAY!

Me: Of course you aren't..... Anyways, I gotta make this quick since I have to go take a bath since I just came back from a vollyball game. Now do your fucking thing cast!

Whole Cast: Good-bye everyone! See you next time!