Me: I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while! I broke my arm so it has been pretty hard.......

Hidan: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM! YOU JUST TWISTED YOUR FUCKING WRIST!

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?!

Hidan: THERE'S A BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

Me: AT LEAST I DON'T EAT DOLPHINS!

Hidan: THAT WAS ONE TIME! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A BIG FUCKING FISH!

Me: Fuck you...........

Hidan: FUCK YOU TOO!

Me: FUCK YOU INFINITY! HA, I WIN!

Hidan: Dam bitch.......

Me: Now, ON WITH THE STORY! Tobi, disclaimer please!

Tobi: Hai! TobiIsSoBadAss does not own Naruto because if she did there would be a StarBucks store in every hidden village.

Me: Hidan, pull up the curtain!

Hidan: Whatever bitch..... * pulls on a rope that lifts up the curtains to the stage *

Skittles Make Love Happen

Chapter 6

In Sakura's class

"Now, that is the history of 2+2. Anyone have any ques-" Kakashi started before he was cut off by Sakura kicking the class door down all bad ass like.

"Sorry I'm late Kakashi-sensai! I was just walking down the hall when I saw a guy dragging a sack into the supply closet. I thought he was a murderur so I called the police and then there was this BIG case! I felt just like I was in the show C.S.I.! It turned out it was just the janitor carrying around a garbage bag! Amazing, isn't it? Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just go take my seat now!" Sakura said nervously.

"Yes, yes it is quite amazing...." Kakashi said knowingly.

Suddenly, the door was kicked down AGAIN! Don't ask me how that's possible but let's just say they have special grow-able doors there.

The person who kicked down the door was a SUPER hot red-head with bored hazel eyes that made him look like he's on crack.

The person who walked in after him was a feminim man with silky blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. Some people would mistake him for a woman but let me tell you, he's ALL man!

The last person who followed behind the other two boys was a super cute boy with a swirly orange mask that resembled a lollipop.

"Who are you? You're not in this class." said Kakashi not really caring.

"But I see you have three extra seats. Maybe we can replace the students who sat there?" asked Sasori.

"I'm sorry but we don't have any extra sea-" Kakashi started.

Sasori was galring at the boys who were sitting closest to Sakura and after a few minutes of his death glare they just disintergrated and turned to dust.

"I guess we have some seats now, yeah." said Deidara happily.

" I guess you do." said Kakashi amused.

Tobi sat in the seat right behind Sakura while Deidara sat on her left side and Sasori sat on her right.

Deidara got bored while Kakashi gave his lecture about how smoking is bad and started writing Sakura a note and passed it to her.

When Sakura read it it said:

Hey Saku-chan, wanna ditch class, yeah?

Sakura just burst out laughing! He even says 'yeah' in his notes! I know that most people wouldn't find that really funny but Sakura was mentally unstable.

"Is something wrong Miss. Haruno?" asked Kakashi.

"Nothing you need to know about." Sakura said now very serious.

"O.K. Then..... Now, as I was saying......" Kakashi started.

Sakura then got another note from Deidara and it read:

So is that a 'yes' or a 'no', yeah?

Sakura then started laughing like a phyco serial killer.

"Are you sure nothing is wrong Miss. Haruno?" asked the always interupted Kakashi.

Sakura then stopped laughing and said, " It's nothing that concerns you."

"Very well then..." Kakashi said confused.

Suddenly, James Bond crashed through a window in the back row and handed Sakura a bouquet of red roses.

"That was just weird...." Sakura whispered to herself.

"At least James Bond is hot...." Inner told Sakura inside her head.

"Yeah, but he's old..." Sakura replied to inner.

"Sakura, I've watched you afar for quite some time now...." said James Bond in a sexy british accent.

Sakura just kept staring at his slicked back hair.

"You know, you kind of remind me of someone....." Sakura said.

"W-who would t-that b-be p-p-princess?" asked the now nervous ' James Bond'.

"Now I remember! You're really Hidan, aren't you!?" screamed Sakura.

Sakura then touched his hair and it left a silver dot of his real hair color.

"YOU ARE HIM! YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND WANNABE!" screamed a freaked out Sakura.

"Sakura, I can explain!" yelled Hidan.

"This is sounding more and more like a soap opra than a romantic comedy...." said Sasori.

"You're right Sasori-san! Tobi will fix this because he is a good boy!" said Tobi childishly.

"Saku-chan! Tobi want ice cream! Will you come with Tobi? Tobi don't want to go alone!" whined Tobi.

"Of course Tobi! Anything for someone as cute as you!" said Sakura as she left Hidan who was kneeling right in front of her.

Kakashi just watched the whole scene not really caring if Tobi and Sakura ditched class for ice cream.

"Woah, Hidan! You just lost Saku-chan to Tobi! That's gotta hurt!" yelled a random boy who was later found in a dumpster dead for an unknkown reason.

That was how Sakura's and the Akatsuki's first day together went, little did they know there would be much more to come. Much more exciting days........

Me: That was it!

Hidan: I FUCKING HATED IT!

Me: Your just mad 'cause you're a James Bond wannabe!

Hidan: Whatever bitch!

Me: Anyways........ I gotta go take a shower 'cause I'm tired and wanna take a nap, so Hidan, threaten everyone!

Hidan: Fine! Review or I will kill you slowly and painfully using your own kindney to sufficate you!

Me: How creative! Now, everyone say good-bye!

Whole Cast: Good-bye! See you all next time!