(Author's Note In The Author's Note: I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAD TO REPLACE THIS TO EDIT! DON'T WORRY THOUGH! I HAD GOOD REASON! I FORGOT TO MAKE TOBI MENTION KISAME-KUN! I'M SO SORRY KISAME! I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL GET LOTS OF ACTION WITH SAKU-CHAN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! ( NON-PERVERTED, Well..... MAYBE A LITTLE PERVERTED) AGAIN, I'M SORRY!)

Me: I put up a poll on my page for you to pick the pairing for this story and so far Hidan is in the lead with Tobi-kun, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori trailing close beside him!

Hidan: FUCK YA! BEING A FUCKING JAMES BOND WANNABE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!

Me: Okay..... Anyways, Madara-kun is showing up in this chapter! YAY! He will sweep Sakura off her feet with his major hot body!

Hidan: I THOUGHT I WON THE FUCKING POLL!

Me: Nope! It's still fucking on! PLEASE VISIT MY PAGE TO VOTE AFTER YOU READ THIS!

Hidan: Bitch......

Me: Don't worry Hidan-chan! Not everyone can be as hot as Madara-kun! Uchihas are just sexy by nature! Well.... except Sasuke.

Hidan: Don't you mean Sas-GAY!

Me: HAHAHAHA!!!! GO SASUKE HATERS/BASHERS!

Hidan: FUCK YEAH!

Me: Anyways, Tobi-kun, please do the disclaimer!

'Tobi': Fine.... TobiIsSoBadAss does not own Naruto because if she did the company would go bankrupt in a week with all the stupid little toys she buys with it's money which would be better spent on world domination......

Me: Tobi would NEVER disrespect me by calling be stupid! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

???: You're very stupid for a 14 year old. You have just mentioned me in your previous conversation. You referred to my body as 'majorly hot'.

Me: Madara-kun!

Madara: I believe so.

Me: * squeels like a fangirl * OMG! You're so hot when your talk like James Bond in that british accent!

Madara: Yes my dear, I know.

Me: Since you readers at home are probably getting tired of me acting like a girl I'm just going to start the story. You can go put on your man-make-up in the bathroom Madara-kun.

Madara: Why thank-you my dear author. I'll be off now. Call me when it's my time to show up.

Hidan: What a fucking pussy......

Me: Don't talk about him like that!

Hidan: HE PUTS ON MAN-MAKE-UP FOR JASHIN'S SAKE!

Me: Lots of men wear girl things! Like you with your hair spray, frizz protector, straightening iron, hair drier, and of course your hair gel!

Hidan: That's fucking different!

Me: How?

Hidan: I use hair care products, NOT make-up!

Me: Whatever! You should be happy he's not a sexist who hates it when other genders wear make-up! Unlike you! You should be more like Madara with his make-up and Gaara-kun with his man-scarra and guy-liner!

Hidan: FUCK OFF!

Me: Since this fight may take a while I'll just start the story.

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Skittles Make Love Happen

Chapter 7

After School

"Saku-chan! Wait for Tobi at the gate! Tobi wants to go get the other members!" yelled Tobi.

"Ok! I'll wait for you Tobi-kun! Just hurry up 'cause I really want to meet the other Akatsuki members!" yelled Sakura back.

So Tobi ran off into the school knocking down a watermelon cart that just happened to be in the school hallway. Thus making him trip over it and land right on top of his Deidara-sempai who was right next to the cart.

"Deidara-sempai! Do you know where everyone is? Saku-chan wants to meet the others!" said Tobi.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME TOBI!" yelled the squished blonde.

"Little brother, what are you doing with Deidara-san?" asked a hot british voice.

(Author's Note: I know Madara really doesn't have a british accent in the show but don't you think he would sound hot with a deep british accent? Thought so! Now just use your imagination on how his voice sounds. I don't give a fuck how you imagine it! Just deal with it! Bye bye! Back to the story!)

"Oh, hi big brother! Tobi fell and hurt himself! WAHHH~~~!" yelled Tobi jumping off Deidara after he noticed the teeny scratch on his hand he got from Deidara's hair clips.

(WARNING: SMALL YAOI/INCEST PART HERE! DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE! AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A SUPER TEENY WEENY PART!)

"Come over here Tobi. Let me see that cut." ordered Madara to his little twin brother.

"O-o-k..." mumbled a crying Tobi.

Madara then took his little brother's hand and kissed the cut on his finger better. "You really should be more careful little brother. Who would've known what would've happened if you have gotten cut by something sharper." Madara scolded still holding Tobi's hand while a baby pink background with glittery light in it surrounded them.

"I-I'm sorry big brother... T-t-tobi will be more careful next time..." Tobi sniffed.

"It's fine... just promise me that you won't hurt yourself like that again. You scared me, how you americans say, shitless." replied Madara in a caring voice while lightly gripping one of Tobi's shoulder.

"Ok big brother. Oh, and Tobi forgot to ask, where are the other members? Saku-chan wants to meet them!" said Tobi ruining the whole brotherly love effect in the background.

"Wait right here Tobi. You have just gotten badly injured. You shouldn't be walking around too much. I'll go find them for you as your big brother." said Madara hastily as he walked away.

Tobi just kept crying that his big brother abandoned him while Madara searched for the members for his beloved twin brother. They both just completely forgot about the now scarred for life Deidara who has just witnessed Tobi and Madara's brotherly love.

(Author's Note: THEY ARE NOT GAY! THEY JUST HAVE A SPECIAL BROTHERLY BOND LIKE THE TWINS FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB.)

Deidara awkwardly crawled away from the scene to go find his Sasori-danna so they could go find Saku-chan together.

Where Saku-chan Is

Sakura was just enjoying a pack of delicious Skittles when a pair of strong arms grabbed her from behind.

"Ummm... excuse me sir, but can you let go of me please." asked Sakura politely all because of her Skittles.

"BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PERVERTED BASTARD!" yelled a pissed off Inner inside Sakura's head.

"Shut up Inner. I'm sure this can be solved peacefully." Sakura replied mentally.

"Now sir, if you would be so kind as to let go I'll just leave you with a warning." said Sakura calmly to the stranger.

"Why would I let go of you Saku-chan? Most importantly, why would you want me to let go of you Saku-chan?" asked a husky voice.

"Itachi? What are you doing here?" asked a confused Sakura.

"I'll be anywhere if you're there." replied Itachi.

Sakura was mentally panicking since the effects of the skittles was slowly wearing off and the second Inner took control Itachi would be dead in a split second.

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"CHAA!" yelled Sakura breaking out of Itachi's grip.

"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR FUCKING RHYMING!? ARE YOU RELATED TO DR. SUESS OR SOMETHING!? AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT KIND OF PERSON COMES UP TO SOMEONE THEY BARELY FUCKING KNOW AND HUGS THEM?!" screamed Inner Sakura taking control of her body.

"Why Saku-chan I'm hurt. Why would you blurt something like that without a curt nod of guilt?" asked a smirking Itachi.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ITACHI! YOU'RE ANNOYING AS HELL!" yelled Inner.

"If you wish Sakura my dear. I always love my women feisty. Just remember, you're the one I love with all my might, the one I'll be thinking of tonight, the one that helps me make things right, the one I long to kiss good-night, and the one I'm not giving up without putting up a fight." Itachi rhymed as he walked away.

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR RHYMING POWERS!" screeched Inner before returning back into Sakura's head.

"Gosh Inner, that hurt like hell...." complained a dizzy Sakura with a head ache.

Where Tobi-kun Is At ( School Hallway)

Tobi was still bawling on the hallway floor waiting for his big brother to return with the other Akatsuki members. Suddenly, Madara came into sight with a whole wagon full of all the Akatuki members tied up with extra thick rope.

"Big brother! You came back for Tobi! And you've brought friends!" yelled Tobi happily.

"Yes, Tobi. I brought all the Akatsuki members right here. Now, where is that Saku-chan you wanted us to meet?" asked Madara kindly.

"Right this way!" yelled Tobi motioning them to follow him.

Where Saku-chan Is At

Sakura was really getting bored, and fast! She was so bored that she thought about commiting suicide just for the heck of it! Suddenly, she spotted Tobi and a person right next to him who was pulling along a red wagon full of people who were all tied up.

"Tobi-kun! What took you so long?" she asked after swallowing the last pieces of her skittles.

"Well, you see Saku-chan, Tobi tripped over a watermelon cart and then fell on Deidara-sempai and then got cut and then Tobi's big brother helped Tobi and then Tobi's big brother found other members for Tobi and then we're all here!" Tobi said super quick.

"That's amazing Tobi! Now, who are those people in the wagon?" asked Sakura curiously.

"Oh, those are the other Akatsuki members! Let me introduce you!" said Tobi excitedly.

"OK!" said Sakura happily.

"The guy with the green hair is Zetsu-sempai! The guy with the piercings is Pein-san! The girl with the blue hair is Pein's girlfriend, Konan-san! The guy over there is with the stitches is Kakuzu-san! And you already know Deidara-sempai, Hidan-san, Itachi-san, Kisame-san, and Tobi!" told Tobi.

"What about him?" asked Sakura pointing to Madara.

"Oh, he's Tobi's big brother, Madara! We're twins!" answered Tobi.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you Saku-chan. My little brother has told me many great things about you." Madara smiled as he gently kissed her hand which caused everyone but Tobi, Konan ( since she's not gay ) and Pein ( for now at least ) to fume with anger.

"It's nice to meet you too, I guess..." said Sakura a bit awkwardly.

"He may not be as cute as Tobi but you've got to admit he's SEXY with that hot british accent!" said Inner Sakura inside Sakura's head.

"You're right about that!" replied Sakura to her Inner.

"Well, I have to get home now! Bye Tobi!" yelled Sakura as she ran off.

"Tobi?" asked Madara.

"Yes big brother?" asked Tobi

"When did you have such great taste in women?" Madara replied.

Me: LOVE ME 'CAUSE I MADE THIS CHAPTER LONGER THAN USUAL!

Hidan: HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ONE FUCKING WORD THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!

Me: Well I didn't have any use of you for this chapter.

Hidan: Fuck you!

Me: Whatever you douchbag!

Hidan: Just get this fucking author's note over with already!

Me: FINE! JUST THREATEN THE FUCKING REVIEWERS ALREADY!

Hidan: FINE BITCH! REVIEW OR I WILL PULL OUT YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!

Me: Ummm.... Hidan, how are they gonna eat their throat if they don't have a throat to swallow it with?

Hidan: STUPID LOGIC! I DON'T GIVE A DAM HOW THEY EAT IT!

Me: God, you've got problems... Everyone, say good-bye!

Whole Cast: Good-bye! See you all next time!

Me: Don't forget to vote for a pairing on my profile poll!