Me: I'm BACK!

Hidan: Is that supposed to be a good fucking thing?

Me: Of course! I'm sorry for the wait everyone! Don't worry, I'll keep my promise of updating 3 chapters this week!

Hidan: You're not going to say any more shit?

Me: Well I got a review saying that my author's note is sometimes longer than the story, and I think she's right!

Hidan: THANK JASHIN! THE BITCH IS DONE WITH HER FUCKING RANTS!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP HIDAN! Tobi, do the disclaimer.

Tobi: Hai! TobiIsSoBadAss does not own Naruto because if she did she would make Sasuke a gay bastard and turn Orochimaru sexy! ( KIDDING! XP )

Me: And Hidan is in the lead in my poll right now.

Hidan: Fuck yeah! This day just keeps getting fucking better and better! * a grand piano falls on him * Never fucking mind...

Me: Now on with my life saving master piece!

Skittles Make Love Happen~ Skittles Make Love Happen~ Skittles Make Love Happen~ Skittles Make Love Happen~Skittles Make Love Happen~

SKITTLES MAKE LOVE HAPPEN

Chapter 8

At Sakura's Condo

"I'm back Yuuki-kun!" Sakura said as an orange Shiba Inu started jumping on her.

'I smell men! Where were you Saku-chan! I'll bite the ass of anyone that touched you!' Yuuki thought and barked.

"I'm sorry Yuuki-kun, but I can't take you out right now. It's too late... I'm just gonna go sleep..." Sakura started before she fell face flat on the floor.

Yuuki just sweat dropped at his master's stupidity.

' At least she didn't land on me like the last time...' Yuuki thought and shivered at the memory.

The Next Morning

Sakura was just busy dreaming of whatever people with pink hair dream of when suddenly...

"HELLO JAPAN! WHAT A YOUTHFUL DAY WE'RE HAVING! LET'S HAVE A COUNT DOWN TO START THE DAY OFF! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BRINGGG! NOW WAKE UP YOU LAZYASSES!," shouted the radio man.

And to Yuuki's surprise, his master was still asleep.

Suddenly, a few miles away, a small fly landed on the ground, making a soft thud.

"AHHHH!" Sakura shot up hearing the noise.

"I'm gonna be fucking late! Dam!" Sakura yelled as she quickly got off her condo floor and ran to her room.

When she was all finished she gave Yuuki a quick pat on the head, then ran quickly to school.

At School

"Where the fuck is she!" complained a whiny Hidan.

"How the fuck should I know?" replied an irritated Kakuzu. " You were the one who told us the time she came to school... stalker..." he continued.

"I HEARD THAT YOU BASTARD! I'M NOT A FUCKING STALKER! I'M JUST WATCHING OVER HER! NOT STALKING, WATCHING!" retorted an angry Hidan.

"Look! I see her coming this way!" exclaimed Sasori.

Suddenly, the school bell rang, signaling the beginning of homeroom.

"Dam it, yeah! I'm sorry, but I won't let this ruin my perfect attendance record, yeah!" Deidara said running off.

"You're such a goody-two-shoes Deidara!" yelled his buddy Sasori.

"What are you guys doing here?" Sakura asked as she quickly came to a halt.

"Waiting for you darling," said Madara, snaking his arms around her waist.

"Right..." Sakura said awkwardly.

'Remember when Hidan used to do that to us and accuse us of cheating whenever we're late?' Inner Sakura asked mentally.

'Good times... Good times... But that was a long time ago...' Sakura replied to her Inner.

" Where were you Saku-chan! Tobi was so worried!" Tobi shrieked.

"Look guys, I gotta get going. I don't wanna be late for homeroom with Kakashi-sensai." Sakura said awkwardly.

"Of course Saku-chan! Be free! Go on without us! Just make sure you never forget me!" cried Madara dramatically as he let go of her.

"Sure! Why not!" Sakura replied as she ran off into the school.

"That wasn't supposed to happen..." Madara said sadly.

"Then what was supposed to happen?" asked an annoyed Itachi who fell asleep on the street while waiting for Sakura.

"Looks like the fucking hobo finally woke up!" Hidan yelled and snorted in laughter.

"Hn. Back to my question." Itachi replied calmly.

"She was supposed to be touched by my willingness to let her go and stay with me so that we may have hot, rough sex and have her bear me many beautiful children for us to name Madara Jr. and Madonna!" Madara said happily.

"Hn. You're a freak." Itachi announced.

"We already know..." Sasori replied.

In Class

Sakura was just a foot away from her class door and decided to take the cool entrance and tried to break the door down with her super kick and somersault her way to her desk while the class cheered for her, but someone ended up opening the door for her and the teacher just happened to be in front of her.

"I'm so sorry Kakashi-sensai! You should really be careful where you stand at!" Sakura scolded.

"Yes... Well, take your seat Sakura-san... I see that you're late... Looks like you've got detention!" Kakashi cried happily as he got up from the grouind and dusted himself off.

"What the fuck sensai! You never give detention for just being late! You fucking pedophile!" yelled an enraged Sakura.

"Sakura, how exactly does giving you detention for being late make me a pedophile?" Kakashi asked.

"I DON'T KNOW! BUT IT'S A VERY OFFENSIVE INSULT SO I ORDER YOU TO FEEL OFFENDED!" Sakura yelled loudly, causing a huge scene.

"It is very offending, being called a pedophile." Kakashi replied calmly.

"NOW IT HAS ACHIEVED IT'S PURPOSE!"Sakura cried triumphantly.

"You still have detention..." Kakashi reminded her.

"FUCK YOU!" Sakura roared as she stomped off to her desk.

"Every woman wants to. Wait in line." Kakashi replied in a cool way that practically screamed WOMANIZER!

"I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY YOU PERVERT!" Sakura angrily yelled.

(Author's Note: Dam! I'm using yelled a lot in this chapter! Just wanted to point it out... Well... BACK TO THE STORY!)

"I'm sure you didn't Sakura., I'm sure you didn't..." Kakashi said not convinced at all.

"Whatever!" Sakura yelled.

Suddenly, the bell rang which signaled the beginning of lunch.

"Remember Sakura, be here after school for detention." Kakashi reminded her so she wouldn't 'accidently' forget.

"Whatever Sensai! See you later!" Sakura yelled back to him as she walked off.

Me: I'm so sorry for taking so fucking long to update! I've been busy with shit and all!

Hidan: Yeah? What kind of fucking shit?

Me: Well... First I went to my friend Trisha's birthday, Angela's birthday, Liams's birthday, Gary's birthday, Steffanie's birthday, John's birthday, Jeromes's birthday, Jacob's birthday, Tina's birthday, Megan's birthday, Kim's birthday, Riel's senior graduation, Andy's promotion ceremony, my baby cousin's baptism, my parent's wedding anniversary (I visit their grave), and watched the Ouran High School Host Club series. Then I-

Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN! HOW MANY FUCKING BIRTHDAYS DID YOU VISIT!

Me: Not sure, but I've got A LOT of friends who's birthday is in Summer!

Hidan: Dam girl!

Me: Anyways... Hidan, threaten the reviewers!

Hidan: Review or I will clip your fingernails and use the pieces to poke your fucking eye out!

Me: That sounds wonderful! Bow time to say Good-bye!

Whole Cast: Good-bye everyone! See you all next time!

(Note: I promise to keep my promise!)