Ok so I've got a spare moment as I'm staying up past curfew ;) They want us to go to bed at eleven... and with the different time zones that's like me going to bed at ten... and that's not happening...

But before I get to the Epilouge I'm going to rant for a minute about the camp!

Envy:...Uh... how long is this going to go on.

AS LONG AS I LIKE IT PALMTREE!

Envy: I'm going to set the gate on you.

Truth: Why would I attack the authoress? She gave me a role in this story!

Liz:...WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING HERE DAMNIT!

Truth: I'm all powerful... I don't need another reason.

Envy: Ugh...

Ed: Whose that?

Liz: A mix between a fortune cookie and a slightly psychoticm God I think...

Truth: I am the universe or the world or one or-

Stop! That's copyrighted from the other series!

Truth: Damn... I really like that speech too...

Anyhoo, Camp is alot of fun! It is a land where you are wierd if you haven't watched animes, a land where fantasy makes sense, a land with anime watching parties, and a land with Crab Collosi and FLYING GOATS!

Envy:... what?

Inside joke... we also have lucky ducks and stage whispering cults

Liz:...huh?

THE PANTS ARE DEAD!

Ed: What the Hell is she talking about?

Shared Worlds! It's the most awesome fantasy writing camp where you devise your own world with a group for two weeks and it has to make sense! By the way, we have shape shifters... my idea, it got accepted as one of our cultures.

Envy:...wow... you're obsessed.

Mostly with you.

Envy: Don't touch me and I'm fine with that.

We also have gaurd chickens... and parasitic wasps... and magic as a limited resource... man I'm full of inside jokes...

Liz: Enough of that confusion...

Al: To the epilouge!

The Rockbells house was the same as always, filled to the brim with tools and the feeling of nostalgia. This place had come to be my stationary home when I traveled with Ed and Al. I was always welcome, always taken care of. I guess the Rockbells were kind of a distant family to me.

But I must have been a terrible house guest, sitting locked in my room.

The happiness had died down now and wieght had settled in. It had been great seeing the Colonel's crew, Hawkeye, Armstrong and especially Winry and Al again. We had talked for a bit, caught up, and it had been fun.

But like I knew it would, the simple state of mind had vanished and was replaced by a depressing haze. I had felt like this once... sort of lifeless, not wanting to do anything. That was after my revenge spree. This wouldn't last for several years I knew... but it would last for awhile.

Questions cycled through my mind. Was Envy right about his grudge? That it was different then normal revenge. That it was an un avoidable wieght only lifted by Hoenhiem's death? Was that what happened when a grudge lingered that long?

Another question pressed also at my mind: What was I going to do now?

There was no more philosiphers stone to search for, no more journey, no more purpose. So what did I want to do now?

Become a state alchemist again... Mustang had offered to restore our titles and positions, as we had only been labled as missing and not dead. It seemed the best way to fill my life with inspections and busy work. Ed must have been feeling the same way because he wanted to become a state alchemist again as well.

I hadn't expected this, admitidly. He always said he only joined the military for the resources. But I guess times had changed and all he really knew was alchemy. We were at the age where we actually needed a job now.

"Damn" I murmured, staring at the silver pocketwatch dangling on it's chain between my fingers. "Is this really the end of it all? This unhappy stuff? I never believed in happily ever after bullshit but was a little brightness hard to ask for?

"You're home" Truth pointed out.

"So?" I muttered childlishly. "You know this story does have a suckish ending."

"Don't do this to yourself."

"I'm not doing anything!" I snapped. "It's you in your stupid games, the nonshalant attitude twoards everything, hanging out in my head! If you hadn't thrown me past the stupid gate this wouldn't of happened damnit!"

"You are the one who sacrificed herself."

I was silent for a long moment, seething, my fists clenched before I managed to growl "Why are you still... in my head?"

"Don't start this again."

"Get out."

"Listen to me little human."

"Now."

"The ending isn't what you think it is!" Truth said in a rush. "It's never what it seems. Remember that!"

That was what Envy had said right before he had left. Was that a sick joke. I didn't find it at all amusing.

"I said. Get. The Hell. OUT!" without thinking I chucked my watch at the mirror as hard as I possible could. It hit the reflective surface, shattering it into a thousand tiny shard. But I didn't care. I just didn't care. "JUST GO AWAY!"

And the funny thing was... he listened.

The other funny thing?

It still didn't help.


And that was the depressing ending to book 2!

Liz: Kind of like that depressing ending to book 1!

Ed: You must be depressed.

Nope! Happy as can be!

Ok so as far as Reviews go: Review the epilouge and the over all second book as the first part.

The second part is the talk box set up. Ask me any insider questions about the series, any at all (And you can ask more than one). I will be answering all questions at the prolouge of the next book someway or another.

Liz: Thanks for staying with us again!

Ed: Stay tooned for book 3!

Envy: Send in questions.

Al: And REVIEW!