A/N: Having a lot of fun writing. So R&R, dear readers! Enjoy. By the way, when you leave me a review, could you answer a question for me? Would you be interested in seeing a continuation of Misadventures At Work 2? I have a few ideas for it.

Chapter 3: ... And That's When Everything Became Ridiculous

An hour of drifting, and the Bonkuras could see nothing but ocean. Kagura was still very worried, "Tomo, I'm starting to think that this wasn't a very good idea." Tomo was not phased, "Of course it's a good idea! We're gonna live forever!" Osaka nodded in agreement.

Kagura's pessimism was persistent, "But how do we know that it even exists? No one has ever found the fountain of youth!" "What about Osaka's map?" Tomo responded.

Kagura sighed, "Just because a map says we can find the fountain of youth doesn't mean that we can..."

Tomo angrily stood up, shaking the raft, "Why do you want to kill my dreams? If you aren't going to be true to the Bonkura faith, then you should just leave now!" Kagura stood up as well, "Because I need to keep you two alive!"

Tomo frowned, "How are you going to do that? You're just a big dummy!"

Kagura had enough. She grabbed Tomo by the shirt collar and threw her overboard. Tomo quickly resurfaced with a scowl. The two stared each other down for a moment. As the tension began to seem unbearable, the two Bonkuras... burst out laughing. Osaka was confused, but soon joined in.

Kagura extended a hand out to Tomo and helped her back on to the raft. Still laughing, Kagura spoke up, "Hey, I'm sorry. This trip is going to be a tough one, but you're right, Bonkuras have to stick together."

Tomo smiled and Osaka cheered. Peace remained for the next two hours.

However, while the sailing continued, the three girls felt a very pronounced ripple underneath their raft.

"Did you two feel that? Or am I jus' going crazy?" Osaka asked her comrades. The other two looked at each other, then back at Osaka. They nodded. Tomo carefully approached the edge of the raft and looked into the water.

"I see a shadow... Hey, it's getting bigger!" Tomo said. The raft started shaking, and an audible rumbling began. She looked back at her friends with a worried look, "Hey guys, remember how we read Moby Dick in Classic Lit?" The other two nodded. "How did that guy kill the White Whale?"

Kagura and Osaka looked confused. As the shaking got more violent, their eyes widened. Before they could fully process the situation, their raft was destroyed and the three of them were sent flying through the air. Kagura and Tomo let out shrill screams while Osaka smiled with content, "I finally know what it's like to have pigtails..."

The three thought they would meet certain death, until they landed on a rather soft surface. This comfort was soon revoked when they began rolling down the surface and landed hard on wooden ground. Soon, many swashbuckling men would make their way into the vision of the Bonkuras.

"Angels?" Osaka asked as she sat up.

"Not quite." Kagura responded as she regained her composure.

Tomo jumped up, "Avast, ye maties! I am Captain Tomo of the S.S. Bonkura, and these are my two companions, First Mate Brownskin and Scurvy Dog Melonbread! We are the savviest pirates of the seven seas!"

Later, in the ship's jail cell...

"Things could be worse." Osaka said as she rattled a cup against the cell bars.

"Osaka, they said they were going to make us walk the plank in the morning." Kagura said.

"... Oh yeah." Osaka said. With a sigh, she went back to rattling the cup.

"Don't worry, I'll get us out of this!" Tomo said.

The next morning, on the ship's plank...

"God dammit, Tomo."

The pirates cheered as the three girls, who were tied together, were put onto a sturdy piece of wood extending off the ship.

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Tomo said, "Besides, I can still get us out of this."

"Fat chance!" Kagura yelled.

"Hey! Never doubt Tomo Takino! My destiny is to find the fountain of youth, so we will find it!"

"I'm so sick of hearing about that stupid fountain!"

"You're stupid!"

"I'm not the one who's lead us to death!"

"Hey, wait, guys-" Osaka attempted to interject.

"Kagura, don't make me come over there!"

"How are you going to do that? We're tied up you idiot!"

The pirates watched this exchange with curiosity. "Yaargh, jump already!" One of them said. The rest cheered at this statement.

"Hey, guys, my arm's not tied." Osaka said, but her words were drowned out by the arguing and cheering.

"You're going to pay for doubting your captain!" Tomo yelled. She shifted her weight towards Kagura, which caused the three girls to fall from the plank. The confused pirates watched the scene in stunned silence, and then went back to cheering.

"KICK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KICK!" Kagura screamed to her comrades.

"You can't make me, I'm the captain!" Tomo objected.

"TOMO , I'M GOING TO BEAT THE- Wait... Osaka, did you say your arm's free?"

"Yep." Osaka responded.

"Why haven't you untied us?" Kagura asked.

"Oh... Right." Osaka quickly undid the rope, and the Bonkuras were free to tread water.

Besides the Pirate Ship that was sailing off, the only thing the girls could see was ocean.

"So what now, Captain?" Kagura asked.

"Umm..."

A/N: OH NO CLIFFHANGAR. I'm on a roll, so this will be resolved soon. Remember, leave me reviews, they sustain me!