So as Integra said last time things are starting to get interesting. With Alucard playing pranks on Dynasty, and said halfling thinking up some sort of revenge. What will happen and what will Integra say if things get too out of hand?
Chapter 4
Dynasty was outside sitting in a tree in the yard of Hellsing. It was her favorite tree and one of her favorite times of the day, dawn. When the sun rose it meant Alucard was going to bed, which in turn meant she had some peace and quiet. Of course, at some point she herself would go to bed. Even though the halfling could still go out in the daytime, she had to be able to be up for the missions so she had no choice but to sleep during the day. Earlier she had gone to her room only to find her bed replaced by a coffin bed and all her clothes gone from the wooden wardrobe. Of course any dingbat could tell it had been another of Alucard's pranks, and a pathetic one at that. Her things had been replaced afterwards, but now she was contemplating revenge. As the sun began to brighten the sky Dynasty let herself fall from the tree and land gracefully on the ground. "Time for bed Alas." The girl looked at her Astral and the spirit nodded and drifted behind Dynasty as the girl walked back to the mansion.
For the second time upon waking Dynasty knew something was wrong. Terribly wrong this time. Looking around she tried to see something; it was too dark to see where she was, but she knew she wasn't in her room. Putting a hand out in front of her face she hit something hard and wooden. Whatever was beneath her was soft and silky. There was more silk covered wood above her, near her feet, and on both sides of her. With growing panic she realized she was in a closed space, probably a coffin. Oh no! Please no no no!!! Get me out!! Dynasty began banging and kicking on the inside of the coffin, shouting out to anyone who might, who would hopefully hear her.
Walter was on his way to Seras' room with her blood packet when he heard the screaming, "Please!!! Get me out of here, somebody please!!!!" Looking down the hall to a supposedly empty room he wondered to himself, "What on earth is that?" Seras burst out of her room, nearly ramming into the old butler. "What's going on? I heard screaming!" She exclaimed. Alucard was the next to join them in the hall. "It sounds like the child screaming." He stated with a smirk that Walter thought was quite suspicious.
Integra was in her office when she heard the screaming started. The young Hellsing leader didn't bother to go to the basement to investigate. She knew it was Dynasty screaming and that it was most likely Alucard playing another prank on her. She would just wait till the halfling stormed into her office to find out what had happened.
Walter opened the door to the room at the end of the hall, the room the screaming and racket was coming from. Walter and the two vampires entered the room to see a dark brown coffin in the center of the room, and the racket was coming from inside the coffin; which of course could only mean one thing... Dynasty was inside. Walter's eyes widened and he rushed over to the coffin and opened it. It was hard to open thanks to the hinges being nearly rusted through. As the coffin opened and Dynasty was able to see light and Walter's worried face staring down at her she bolted upright and latched onto the old butler. It wasn't like her to act like this, but she had a very good reason for being frightened. "What's wrong? She was only stuck in a coffin." Seras said, not meaning to offend anyone. Dynasty however shot the vampiress a dark look, it was nothing compared to the death glare she gave to Alucard as she let go of Walter. "It was more than being stuck in a coffin, I'm claustrophobic, yeah that probably sounds wierd for a vampire, even a halfling like me, but I still HATE being closed in. The worst is coffins." She shivered a bit then glared back at Alucard who was smirking. Yeah, keep smirking vampire, I'll get you back. Revenge will be mine.
It was about fifteen minutes later when Dynasty barged into Integra's office with a look of pure anger and hatred on her face. "Sorry to barge in on you Sir, but that vampire has gone too far this time." Integra tried to hide a smirk, "What did he do?" She asked. Dynasty could tell Integra was amused by this. "He stuck me in a coffin while I was asleep." Integra's eyes widened, indeed Alucard had gone too far. "Then I suppose you'll be thinking of ways to get him back right?" Dynasty nodded. Integra sighed, "Well so long as it doens't cause me any trouble go ahead. Alucard knew better than to go that far, he knows very well your fear of closed spaces." Again Dynasty nodded, and Integra signaled for her to leave.
Seras was worried. She had very good reason for it too. After her master's prank this morning and Dynasty had stormed off to Integra's office she had asked Walter why Dynasty was so afraid of closed in spaces. Walter had said that he wasn't sure why she was claustrophobic and had then told Seras not to ask Dynasty about it either. The young blonde vampire couldn't help but wonder about it. But that's not why she was worried, she was worried about what Dynasty was going to do for revenge. She sat in her room drinking from a blood packet and sighed, Guess we'll just have to wait and see what she does. Seras thought to herself.
Dynasty was outside sitting in her favorite tree again with Alas floating around her. "What should we do to get bak at that arrogant jerk of a bloodsucker?" The halfling asked her astral. The spirit shrugged, letting herself rest on the branch in front of Dynasty. "It's gotta be something good, something that'll really get him annoyed." She chewed on her thumb nail deep in thought. It' couldn't be something as small as hiding his gun or denying him blood, no, that wouldn't make him angry enough. She had to get on his nerves with this. Of course she hadn't planned on pranking him back in the first place, but then he went and used her phobia. That was a big mistake on his part. Suddenly an idea hit her. "I know exactly what to do! But we need to wait a few days untill we do it." She said, slamming her fist into her palm. She grinned evilly, her eyes sparkled in the moonlight.
True to her word, Dynasty waited three days before pulling her revenge prank. They'd had missions every night and Alucard seemed to forget about pulling pranks on Dynasty. Dynasty had let Walter in on her plan, of course in order for it to work he had to know what she was going to do. So the little halfling skipped happily down the stairs leading to the basement, Alas floating behind her and a laundry basket under her arm. She stopped in front of Seras' door first and knocked. The blonde opened the door and peered out at Dynasty. "Hey there Seras! I'm going to do some laundry, got any that needs doing?" Seras nodded, "Sure thanks, come on in." Dynasty entered the room as Seras went about gathering her laundry. When it was all in the basket Dynasty skipped out into the hallway again. "Thanks Seras! See ya later." Seras nodded, knowing full well Dynasty was up to something. Next was to get Alucard's laundry, something Dynasty knew wasn't going to be easy. She stoppd in front of his door and knocked lightly. Of course there was no answer, the master vampire couldn't be bothered to answer the door. So Dynasty opened the door and walked in. "I didn't say you could enter." Alucard growled annoyed. He was sitting in his throne-like chair, doing absolutely nothing. "Relax, I'm just here for your laundry. Walter asked me to help him out with some chores." Alucard growled again, "I don't need laundry done, and I need my clothes." Dynasty rolled her eyes, "Yes you do, and we don't have any missions tonight, you must have other clothes you can wear for now." Alucard growled for a third time but stood up, shoving Dynasty out of the room so he could change.
The young halfling was now standing in front of the large washing machine in the Hellsing mansion. She opened the door and shoved in all of Alucard's white clothes first. Then grinning evilly at Alas she took the red hat off the pile of laundry(she had somehow gotten him to put it with his laundry) and tossed it in with the load of whites. Closing the door she turned the machine on and left the laundry room, followed by Alas, grinning like a maniac.
O.O Well now we know what Dynasty's decided to do for revenge. What will Alucard do when he finds his white clothes turned pink? And will Integra force the two to stop their pranks? Find out in the next chapter. Also, some new things begin to reveal themselves in Dynasty's past.
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