Day 1 of Hell:

Sasuke groaned as he was awoke by three things: Pain, loud noises and, irritation. He opened his eyes. In the kitchen, Sakura was walking around, loudly, acting as if Sasuke wasn't there. She grabbed a Coffee Mate and took a swing from it, grabbing for a piece of toast.

He sat up, wincing at the pain in his head and back. He noticed what she was wearing, as if it were the first thing he saw.

Same boots, an off the shoulder top, and jean shorts with far too many rips in them.

She slammed her plate on the table and sat down, putting her feet up. She glanced at him.

"You look like shit."

He twitched.

"Hn." He got up and went to sit at the table, as far away from her as he could, still wincing.

"Aw, is little Sasuke still in pain? Does he want someone to kiss it better?" She used her bittersweet voice.
He twitched again. She reached over to the counter and slammed down a bottle of Tylenol in front of him.
"Make your own breakfast." She sniffed.

"And take a shower, you smell rancid"

He blushed slightly and got up, and grabbed the small bottle, walking into the bathroom.

He threw off his clothes, and left them outside the door. He heard her walk past and grab them, walking away.

He stepped into the shower, and sighed as the cold water his chest and back, easing out the knots. He washed his hair with the shampoo (thank god it wasn't girly.) and stepped out the shower. He looked around and realized something.

No towels.
He sighed again and punched the wall.

"Haruno!" he yelled.

"What in the heck do you want!" She yelled back, he thought he heard her from her room.

"No towels!" He yelled back. No wait, he could put on his clothes again. Then he remembered that she had his clothes, washing them. He muttered a sting of curse words.

"What do you want me to do about it?" She sounded as if she was outside the bathroom door. She rattled the door knob. "Open it then, stupid."
He twitched.
"Sakura I know you may not know this, because your so dumb witted but …."

He took a deep breath.

"I'm standing here….

Naked.

Why the hell would I open the door to you? You'd just go fan girl on me and rape me." He knew the last comment was a lie. He heard the lock turn and his eyes widen. The door flew open to reveal an angry Sakura. That's when a slap landed right on his other cheek and he flew backwards.

Sakura stood there red faced, and didn't even fluster that he wasn't wearing a top. Nor pants. She growled, and threw his towel at him.

"Get your nasty ass out of my bathroom and don't forget to clean up the floor. Its soaked." She turned around, and smirked.

"And that two incher is nothing special."

(EFFING POWNED)
Sasuke's jaw dropped as his eye continued to twitch.

She walked out, slamming the door behind her.

He got up slowly, drying his self off, ignoring what just happened. He realized that she still had his clothes. He wrapped the towel round his waist and walked into the hall.

She sat on the couch, her foot on a nearby chair. She turned the radio up, as it played Maroon 5.

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So scared of breaking it
But you won't let it bend
And I wrote two hundred letters
I won't ever send
Somehow it is cut so much
Deeper then they seem
You'd rather cover up
I'd rather let them be
So let me be
And I'll set you free

"Sak-"
"Hush." She swayed her head and closed her eyes, singing along with the music.

I am in misery
There ain't no other
Who can comfort me
Why won't you answer me
Your silence is slowly killing me

Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
I'm gonna get you back
Gonna get you back

He waited until the whole song was over and cleared his throat. She looked up, and glared. "What?"
"Where are my clothes?" He twitched.

She motioned where she'd thrown them on the couch, not caring if they were folded.
He grabbed them and changed in the bathroom. He emerged again, and threw the towel in the hamper. "I'm going to go to my house to get more clothes." He grabbed a Coffee Mate, ignoring her glare and walked out of the door.
He turned around to find all 5'5 of her staring at him. "I have to baby sit you, remember?"

"Hn." He started walking, feeling her walk behind him. He heard her humming to the song on the radio earlier.

They reached his house, and he sighed inward, missing the old estate.

Sasuke pushed on the old door and couched slightly as dust emerged.

Sakura swatted her hand, scrunched up her nose. She followed him down the hallway to the right and a hand came out and stopped her.

"I'm going into my room to change." With that he shut the door in her face.
She twitched and crossed her arms, leaning against the wall. She heard a "dammit" and

then a thud.

She banged on the door. "Did your fan girls get in there and realize your nothing special yet?"
She heard him throw something at the door and curse again.

"Annoying, the electric's out in here and I can't see, nor can I turn it on."
"Well open the door then." She deadpanned as she heard him say

"I'm on the floor and something is on me I dunno what the hell it is."

"Shove it off you." He grunted at this.
"It's heavy." She heard a hint of whining in his voice and laughed. She barged in the room, her night senses kicking in. She flicked the switch, using her chakra to power it back up and looked at him. What she saw made her fall on his bed laughing.

Sasuke, the best ninja (Back then) on her team was stuck, stomach down on the floor under a dresser. He had a hint of pink to his cheeks. He tried to take a breath and move.

"Help."
Sakura was to busy laughing to help him. Finally she fixed her watered eyeliner eyes and picked the dresser up in one quick motion.

"Weakling, much?" She smirked.

That's when the power cut out again and Sakura muttered a "Damn." She tripped slightly, causing Sasuke to fall again. He grabbed for something to help him up, and touched something soft, and covered in material.
Something stood on his chest, when the light cut on he saw Sakura, her eyes malicious, she gripped his shirt and flung him up.

"Sasuke Uchiha, you did not just touch my ass!" He gulped. She grabbed him and flung him out the nearest window.

Two hours later :

Sasuke opened his eyes, and found he was lying on the grass, his shirt a tad bloody. He sat up, and saw Sakura sat on a tree branch, sharpening her kunai knife.

"Ah, Sleeping Ugly has awoken. That was barely a fall. One story. Wow, Sasuke, you are a wimp." She gets off her tree branch and jumps down, walking over to him.

Sasuke grunts and gets up. "You're the same, wimpy and annoying girl I left on the bench three years ago. And in fact, you've gotten uglier." He inwardly gagged at his lie.

She wasn't taken aback by his comment, though her eyes teared up just a bit. She growled.

"You have five seconds to get your ass up. If not, you probably won't be able to produce any little Uchiha-bastards." She smirked. The could have sown at that moment she saw Sasuke literally fly up off the ground. He clenched his leg.

Sakura began walking back to the entrance to the Uchiha Estate, and turned around and put her hands on her hips. "Well come on, slow ass." She turned again and walked off.

He sighed loudly. What hell this was going to be.

Should I add more to the chapters or no? Tell me or else… Flames are accepted xD