Author Note: Since this is a Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical Crossover, I recommend that you watch AVPM. If you don't know what I'm talking about you should click on the link. A Very Potter Musical act 1 part 1 - .com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk.

Chapter 2

"I want... Hermione Granger. and a rocket ship," Ron said imitating Lauren Lopez. They had just finished watching A Very Potter Musical an hour ago and were still joking about it. Ron and Harry were laughing since the moment Malfoy entered. Hermione loved the way Malfoy could never strike a pose without falling. She wondered if there was any truth to the parody of their years at Hogwarts. Maybe Malfoy actually could nice, worst of all could he possibly like her. The thought disgusted her. But boys did tease the girls they liked. Na erase that thought from her mind he didn't tease her he hated her. Hermione didn't bring this thought up in front of the boys, and finally they retired to their beds.

The three of them practically skipped to breakfast. They stopped abruptly as a drawling voice came from behind. "Why so eager to get to breakfast Ronald, sick of your girlfriend's cooking yet," their favorite Slytherin sneered, putting finger quotes around the word cooking.

Hermione wield around "Malfoy you little shit! Why don't you go to Pigfarts, so we can get rid of you, and Rumbleroar can rip you to shreds."

"What the hell is Pigfarts?" he asked.

"Only the greatest wizarding school in the galaxy."

"Then why didn't my father send me there?" Malfoy asked trying to prove a point.

"That's because Pigfarts is on Mars, you need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship Draco? Even if you have enough money to buy NASA when your parents die. Lots of accidents occur with rocket ships, would Mrs. Sissy really want her precious Dracokins to use one?" Hermione jeered.

"Don't you dare insult my mother."

"Like you haven't insulted mine," Hermione retorted.

The trio continued on their way to the great hall like nothing had happened, then broke into hysterics.