N/A: Well thank you people who decided to come back for chapter two! You're subbing to the story and one review inspired Scar and I to keep writing! Thanks.
In the T.A.R.D.I.S hundreds of years in the future, and light years away from Earth, the Doctor was jolted awake from his slumber. When he had fallen asleep he couldn't remember, but asleep he had been. An alarm was blaring from the control room upstairs, so he rushed up the stairs to see what was wrong. If the alarms where going off, something alarming was happening. "No no no no no!" he shouted, reaching the computer screen, which was telling him something he hoped it would not; another case of Rainbow fever had broken out in 2010. That and his coffee maker had been set for PM rather than AM and there was no coffee around to drink. Today the world was going to get help from a very grumpy man.
"Perry!" Jordan could be heard stomping down the hall. She stopped short of her ex-husband at the coffee Machine, "Why can't I leave, I am late for my lipo appointment!"
Dr. Cox poured himself a cup of coffee before he responded. "Well, Jordan, I suppose you could get the fat sucked out of you and risk infected the whole world including our children, or you could stay her and grab a celery stick." His ex-wife looked at him, before smacking the coffee cup out of his hand. The hospital chief just shrugged and poured himself another cup. "Ah, fresh coffee!"
A strange man in a bow tie cruised past, grabbing the cup. Dr. Cox crossed his arms, and followed him down the hall, "Who are you?"
With out missing a beat or turning around, the bow tied man responded, "I'm the doctor, and I am here to fix the problem."
"The problem, Sir, is that Perry here has a stick up his ass!" Jordan said, storming out of the room.
The man gave a smile. "It looks like I'm not the only grumpy one today!"
Cox asked, slightly angered at the appearance of this mysterious man, "Who are you?"
"The Doctor."
"Not one I know about. The last time I checked you didn't work here, and you weren't a patient here. This facility is on lockdown. HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" Cox asked, frustrated not only with this strange man, but with everything in general.
"The cafeteria I believe." The Doctor answered, following Jordan out of the break room. "Now I hear you have a breakout of 'Rainbow Fever'.?"
"Hey Dr. Cox, there is this blue thing in the Cafeteria labeled police box." JD said, "I thought it was part of the brain trust's play, but Ooh! Nice bow tie!"
The Doctor smiled, "Ah, yes. Bow ties are cool." He reached in his pocket, pulling out his psychic paper, "As you see, I'm a rare disease expert."
JD and Dr. Cox squinted down at the paper. "Oh!" JD clapped, "You're a card carrying member of the tandem bike club too?"
Dr Cox squinted, staring at JD, "What are you talking about, Shandra, Its blank!"
The Doctor looked at his paper then to Cox, "Well, you don't believe in much, do you?"
"Get to the point Nancy Boy. You show up in the middle of a lock down with fake transcripts and expect me to play along with your little game?" Cox asked, leaning against the door frame.
"Nancy Boy? Well actually I am a Rainbow Fever expert; I've cured five cases of it in the last few weeks. You can see now why I was so very upset when I was rudely awakened this morning; I thought I had finally rid the planet of that blasted disease! You humans and your willingness to mate with strange life forms!"
Cox looked the strange man up and down, head to toe, and grimaced at the suspenders. "Are you leading me believe that you're not human?"
"Absolutely!" the Doctor said, grabbing Cox's stethoscope from around his neck. "Here, have a listen. I've got two hearts!" Normally he wouldn't admit to this so easily, but like Shakespeare, Dr. Cox wouldn't believe anything but the truth. Even then its a tough sell.
"Can I listen too?" JD asked, popping up between the two of them. "I've never met an alien before. Your heart beat sounds like the lion king!" JD then began to sing The Circle of life till whacked upside the head by Dr. Cox
"Get a hold of yourself, Brandi, he's not an alien." Dr. Cox scoffed; despite the two heart beats, he was still unwilling to believe. Disease made sense, aliens did not.
"I wonder what it's like to travel in space." JD tilted his head up into the sky, in-visioning himself flying in the stars with rowdy, shouting "Eagle!" Returning to Earth he uttered, "And Turk's head would be a comet!"
The Doctor's eyes widened in surprised, "You know the Turkle comets? You must be familiar with the Great Moon of Poosh, then?"
"Oh yes! Moon Poosh Shampoo is responsible for this" JD gestured to his hair.
"Ah, yes," The Doctor said, "I forget humans have their silly little names." He clapped his hands, "Well enough of that, let's get to the curing shall we!" He walked along the hallway, followed by JD and Cox, "now let me explain, Rainbow Fever is similar to what you call a STD. It's contracted through, well, ahem, but it's not viral, it's actually a parasite. It's commonly used as bio-chemical war fare by more advanced species in the future."
"Future?" Dr. Cox Scoffed, "First your an alien, and now you're from the future?"
"Please hold all questions till the end." The doctor replied, "And like I was saying, how it got to this time I have no idea. But for now, we cure it."And with that he stuck and lime green woman with a pin, turning her to Orange. He raised an eyebrow, "Ah, the spray tan."
"I like to tan," Elliot said, power walking into the room.
"We can tell, Barbie," Dr. Cox replied, "and when you die of skin cancer, well, I hope I am still around to laugh."
The Doctor raised an eyebrow. "What a pleasant man you are." Turning to Elliot, "Hi, I'm a doctor, and I am here to save the world. So, Barbie, was it? Where is the nearest rainbow fever patient?"
"Um, down the hall, but my name really isn't Bar-"
"Toddles," he said, jumping over the bed and racing into the next room.
"What's going on?" the patient in the room asked, his chartreuse face containing a look of terror.
"I'm the doctor and I'm here to cure you." Pricking this patient as well, the doctor continued. "You're all better now, but I suggest you refrain from ogling the foreigners next time. Trans-galactic parasites are an awful thing to pick up from a one night stand with Babs down at the bar. Next time get to know the girl. Make sure she doesn't have a tail first."
While the doctor worked the staff had some down time. Jordan crossed her arms, "The alien is pretty cute, in a dorky sort of way. I wonder if I can use him to get back at Perry..."
"Revenge high five!" The Todd stuck his hand up in the air.
"I am not high-fiving you!" Jordan snapped, "I don't know where your hand has been."
"I'll bite." replied a smooth talking man. He smiled, a bit of a naughty glimmer in his eyes. He was followed by several women, and another man looking very confused an annoyed. "Oy, where is the Doctor?" said Micky. "Every time that bugger gets a new face, he gets even testier!"
"Oh, hush up now!" snapped Rose, "He's just saving the world is all."
N/A: Don't worry, we will provide an explanation to why rose is here.
However my co-writer and I are having some issues with characters personalties. Please tell you how we are. Review please!
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