AN: Don't ask. I simply had to.
Guys will be Guys
It was dinner hour on the Resolute, though General Skywalker and Commander Tano were still involved in some sort of Jedi meeting via holo. Oddly, there was hardly any idle chatter to be heard among the dinning men. That is, until a single sound was unintentionally and loudly emitted from somewhere near the back of the room.
Burp.
A shinny, known as Blank, immediately smacked a hand over his mouth as a few brothers gave him some very odd looks. "Excuse me...?" he stammered, though it was muffled by his hand. They snickered.
The shinny next to him, Cliff, then put on a cocky, if not a silly grin. "Heh, I can do better than that."
Burp!
The challenge issued, more men came to the call. They began to organize and eliminate the weak links while several others just sat by and laughed at the bizarre spectacle. Blank left the mess hall a deep shade of red.
So far, Fives was the one to beat. Cliff was still standing and stared him eye to eye. Men were cheering and calling out all around them.
BURP.
Rex shook his head as Cliff sat back on an empty chair with a huff, arms crossed. Fives had won. Oh well, he thought. At least this is good for morale...
"Hey Captain!" someone called out. "I bet fifty creds on Fives against you!"
Rex snorted. A small but childish smile played on his lips. Why not? He stood up from his seat. "Fives?" he questioned, raising a brow. The other man stood his ground and narrowed his own eyes. Both inhaled.
BUUURRP.
Fives took a step back in defeat. Rex grinned.
What nobody knew was that the General and Commander were watching from the doorway, both with varying expressions on their equally disgusted faces. Ahsoka had a hand to her mouth, making sure it was closed, blue eyes wide. Anakin looked disappointed as well as disturbed, fists resting on his belt.
BUUUURRRP.
And that was quite enough for the two Jedi.
"Alright, alright, knock it off!" Anakin shouted, and all of the clones froze then looked nervously in their direction. He gave a dressing-down glare to as many of them as he could as he spoke. "You all should be ashamed of yourselves. This is the most immature and frankly disturbing thing I've ever seen from you lot." He then continued on with his speech, making each and every one of the men feel very stupid.
When he was done, no one was daring to meet his gaze. Ahsoka nodded in satisfaction.
Then Anakin smirked impishly. "Besides, this is how you do it."
BUUUURRRP!
The clones blinked. Ahsoka stared in horror.
...
Anakin laughed. Rex followed. Then all of the men burst out with them, some falling backward in their chairs. One fell to the deck panels.
Ahsoka facepalmed.
AN: ...really, I don't know where that came from. But I like it. XD
Blank and Cliff are of my own creation. See them again, yes?
