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Summary: Four girls have a dream…but how far are they willing to go to get it? (Involves: cute guys, lazy teachers, moustaches and wigs, and the adventure of their lives.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto characters.
Dedication: Late nights, too much scones, wild parties and that girl that always listen to our conversations behind our backs.
Chapter 2: When I grow up I want to be a guy-dude-man
Hinata didn't like this idea anymore. Not at all. Not one bit – she'd rather jump off a cliff than be, be surrounded by maniacs with loud voices and sharp objects. Oh. She really wanted to leave. She wanted to hide in a dark corner with a paper bag over her head. And, like, live.
She sat in the middle of Ino's big purple bedroom that had a huge fluffy bed and a large walk in closet. She had so many clothes. Hinata fidgeted and sat quietly as she watched her friends' debate on what to do with her hair - Her beautiful unique, purple-black, long hair. She was not at all conceited, she was practically the opposite, with her shy and too kind personality, but when she was young she hated her short hair. It made her head look…square-like. Now it's all long and silky that you'd just want to run your hands through it –
"Sakura, it can't be that short. She won't look like a girl anymore."
"That's the whole point! We're going to a BOYS SCHOOL!"
Sakura and Ino were arguing. When were they not? Tenten looked at them from where she was laying on the king size purple bed, God, they are such girls. They are wasting SOOO much time. Crazy bitches.
Tenten got up and walked towards Hinata with a pair of scissors, the other two teenagers oblivious to what was about to happen. Hinata looked at her with big round eyes.
"Tenten, what – what are you doing?" she asked nervously as her friend stopped in front of her, examining her hair at different angles.
"Ino Pig, you are so annoying!"
"Right back at 'cha bitch!"
"Oh Shut up!"
"Why don't you just shut up!"
Tenten shook her head and walked around the dark haired girl until she was facing her back. She took hold of her long ponytail and brought the scissors to a few spaces from her hair band and cut it off, smiling as she heard that wonderful sound that the scissor made and looking at the pony tail that she held in her hand and watched it fall to the ground in a slow like motion.
Tenten didn't know how the two crazy women she calls her BEST friends heard that through their screaming. But they did.
"TENTEN!" she heard in the background as she removed the unnecessary hair band off Hinata's hair.
Hinata was panicking, she hoped, really hoped to god – because she was good and kind and stuff and god would feel bad if she lived life as an ugly person with no hair – that it was okay. She shut her eyes and fisted her hands on her lap as Tenten started cutting.
"What are you doing!"
"You're not suppose to –"
"SHUT UP! If you people keep on fighting like animals, we're never gonna be able to get done!" Tenten shouted as she lost her temper with them. When she heard them shuffling and whispering quietly she carried on. Snipping and trimming, Hinata's hair was finally above her shoulders and just below her ears.
Tenten smiled at her work. She was the boss. Damn straight.
She took a step back and then her eyes widened as she saw the new Hinata. Ino and Sakura was peering around Tenten and stood in awe. Wow. Hinata – she was – she was so, err, ohmigod, wow.
Hinata opened her eyes and found them staring at her with their mouths agape. "What, what is it? Oh my god! What did you do Tenten!" she jumped up and looked around, then she looked at the floor. She stared, and stared and stared…
"SO MUCH HAIR!" She shrieked and sprinted to the other side of Ino's room, in front of the human size mirror. Her friends followed her, with their mouths still wide open. They couldn't stop looking her. She was so – what's the word? so, so…
Hinata looked sexy. Her friends thought she was beautiful and cute, even adorable but they've never seen a sexy Hinata. Her hair framed her face, it was shorter at the back and had a fringe that reached her eyebrows. Her dark hair contrasted against her flushed skin and her pale eyes. Wow. Her small frame also adding to effect was…wow.
Hinata stared at herself, I guess it's not that bad. She ran a hand through her hair and shook it. Her head felt lighter and she sighed as she cracked her neck. She turned back to the women and found them still staring.
Sakura was the first one to snap out of it. She shook her head and fanned her face with her hand. Soon Tenten blinked rapidly and slapped her cheeks. "You know, if I was a man, I'd totally be turned on by you Hina." She grinned.
"YOU'RE SO HAWT HINA! LET ME BE YOUR WIFE!" Ino practically screamed her lungs out as she ran around the group.
Hinata blushed and then giggled. She looked at herself again. Maybe, just maybe she was, a tiny bit, a small amount, the size of a grain of rice, …sexy. The word felt weird as she said it over in her mind, it felt like it didn't belong there. But she couldn't help feeling that she liked it there.
Ino felt sososo happy. Hinata was almost done, and wow she was hawt, and she knew she could handle the others because she was the Queen Of All Land and Fairies with glitter and pretty things that live. She was going to make them so pretty with, erm…
Stuff. Man stuff.
Ino stared at Tenten hard. Tenten stared back and Hinata and Sakura watched from the sides.
"Tenten. Give. Me. The. Scissors." Ino tried, really tried to sound scary and intimidating.
Tenten pursed her mouth in a smug smirk. "No." Ino, wouldn't disobey. Okay, okay. Oka –
"Tenten, if you don't let me cut your hair I will burn all your Jensen Ackles posters."
Tenten narrowed her eyes. Like Ino had the guts to do that. Psh. As if…
"If you do, I'll cut off all your hair off in the middle of the night and take pictures and – and post them on Facebook." Tenten wouldn't back down from a fight. No one gets to burn Jensen Ackles and get away with it.
"Bitch!"
"Big ass!" Tenten watched as Ino flushed with anger. "I don't have a big ass, ass! I just have large hips. I think it's quite sexy unlike you, flat chest."
It was time for Tenten to blush but for a different reason. "Shut up!"
They were in each other's faces the next second, foreheads pressed together as brown and blue eyes clashed with anger. They were like cats and dogs.
Just before anyone could injure the other, a quiet voice said in the background.
"Why don't you just get wigs so – so then you wouldn't have to cut her hair." Unlike mine, she added mentally. Well, she liked her hairstyle, so it was okay.
"Fine." Ino huffed and Tenten air punched.
"And don't forget facial hair. Because I want a beard."
"Not in a million years." Hinata giggled as Ino stormed off, on her way to order some wigs and unfortunately…facial hair. Tenten just smiled a self-satisfied smirk.
"What are we going to do about our boobs?" Ino stood with a finger on her chin. Hmmm, this was going to be a tough one. She and Hinata were the biggest problem, Ino had pretty impressive twins, she loved them and didn't feel ashamed of their large size at all. As for Hinata, she didn't even realize at all.
She looked towards Tenten and smirked. She was no problem, there was barely anything there. And Sakura, hmmm…
"Ino, what in hells name are you doing?" Sakura looked at her blond friend as she began feeling her chest area. She blushed and smacked her hands away.
"What! I'm just trying to figure out if yours would show, since I'm planning on getting us thick clothes, layers and layers and more layers! Also I already know that Tenten wouldn't even need more than one layer of clothing since she has NOTHING."
"SHUT UP!"
Four boys stood in Ino's bathroom. One with purple-black smooth jelled hair, brown eyes with black rimmed glasses and side burns and an unsure look as he stared back at himself in the mirror. He had a huge grey hoodie that had, "Shit Happens." in purple writing on the front with black skinny jeans and purple All Stars with green laces.
A boy slightly taller than the first one had brown ruffled hair, doe like brown eyes, some stubble on the chin and jaw, and a face splitting grin. He wore a white baggy t-shirt that had, "I know where there are hot skanks." written in red scribbles, black and red checkered long sleeve underneath and his favorite white and black skater shoes.
The third boy had pink spiked up hair, green eyes, side burns and a little stubble on his chin. Staring at nothing and everything with narrowed eyes. This was SO stupid. Ino was going to pay, bitch. A big green hoodie hung off his small frame with the sleeves rolled up twice and he had on a pair of red skinny jeans with black Converse.
The last one had short shiny blond hair, sparkling blue eyes, and purple glasses on the bridge of his nose and a pout stuck on his face. He wore a white t-shirt with a black long sleeve underneath and quite a badass looking black leather jacket and black jeans and purple Chucks.
"I don't think this is going to work…" The pink headed said as he played with his spiky hair. It was so sharp and stuff.
"I actually think it will." The first boy replied. He smiled as he ran a finger on top of his jelled hair…and then it disappeared the next second. No happy thoughts – yet, but when he stepped into that beautiful school, he was going to go wild…a maniacal smile appeared on his face as he got lost in thought.
"God, I LOVE this!" the brown eyed boy that was scratching his five o'clock shadow answered. He WANTED to flail so badly – but he didn't, 'cause he's not Ino. So he smirked like he owned the world. Bow down bitches.
The eighteen year olds thought they looked hot. Or, well, for a guy anyway. There was just one thing – or two…
"Bitches, take off that dirty looking facial hair. Just take it off, somewhere far far away – away from my person." Ino muttered as she looked from Hinata to Tenten. God, Tenten…
"What! Why? I thought it worked, I thought I could beat them and –"
"With a beard?" Sakura mumbled, sometimes Tenten was just an idiot.
"Hey! If I want to play the part, I should play it right." Tenten looked back at her reflection. It was perfect. "But Ino. Dude. REMOVE the specs. Are you a guy-dude person or are you trying to attract the gay specie? Because I don't think we would be able to continue our relationship with you at UOK"
Ino frowned as she slowly slipped her beautiful Gucci Spectacles and put them back into its holder and in the draw. She stilled looked hot though – she thought.
Hinata sighed and put a hand on her forehead, God, had she always been the responsible one in the group?
"How did we become friends again? Sometimes I always wonder if fate played tricks with us and the devil had some evil minions running along side us." The dark haired girl uttered. She was so weird sometimes.
"Hell yeah! Well – I don't know if it's that…but I think it was because we were the only ones that got detention…that time…in grade two." Tenten smiled at the memory. Her first fight…
"What was it about again?"
"It was when Ami tried to steal your skateboard?" Hinata giggled, she had no idea how she became a fan of skateboards after that day. But she did. Obviously.
"AND she stole your coloring set." Ino remembered as she watched that brat, spitting on her beautifully kind, ohmigod, friend as she stole her thirty-six crayon set.
"And didn't she try cut your hair? I think I broke her nose that time…" Ino looked disgruntled, that bitch. Sakura had pulled Ami back before she could cut her friends hair and punched her right between the eyes. It was AMAZING.
"Well, I'm so glad that she tried to steal your skateboard –" Sakura stared at Tenten with a smirk, "and tried to cut off your hair otherwise we wouldn't be as close as we are today." She smiled at them.
"God Sakura. Sometimes you're so cheesy." Tenten said, but couldn't fight the grin that appeared on her face.
"Moving on now. Are we ready now?" Hinata asked.
"No! We forgot our cologne. Let me go fetch from my dads room." Ino was about to leave the room before she heard, "Wait."
The three girls turned in unison to see Tenten scratching her bag, and pulling a black cylinder like bottle with the letters 'AXE' written vertically down the bottle.
"Why do you own that?" Asked one of them.
Tenten looked nervous, almost like presenting an unprepared speech in front of the whole school. She muttered, "Err, urm… I got kinda excited and I always liked the smell of this one…" She smiled sheepishly.
"Okay – well. Now that's taken care of…lets go."
While walking through the mansion-sized house each girl secretly, to herself, attempted walking like a guy-dude-man. Or a fairy like boy - The King Of All Land and Fairies with glitter and pretty things that live.
