Yellow Ninja: Sorry for the late update. Seriously. Who knew school likes to torture us innocent children by piling work on them for the rest of eternity he..he.. (hides behind paper bag.)
Square Panties: My ex's bitch was being a bitch. Sue me for emotional drama!
Summary: Four girls have a dream…but how far are they willing to go to get it? (Involves: cute guys, lazy teachers, moustaches and wigs, and the adventure of their lives.)
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, everyone would have a happy ending and pretty babies. But I don't and we are all happy for that.
Dedications: to the first cup of cappuccino, 10-day holiday, friendships and insignificant drama.
Chapter 3: Arriving.
Anko liked chocolate pudding – with custard in the middle and a tinge of white wine, hmm – yes, that pudding. She liked eating it while lazing around the house after teaching – just relaxing as the world went on without her. It was just her. It was Anko time.
Yeah –
Ting.
She groaned into her pillow – damn, I know people can't get enough of me but this is fucking ridiculous – lifted herself from her personal heaven and sauntered over to her computer – swaying her hips, pulling down her tank top and mussing up her short hair – and sat down with a huff.
Clicking on the email and as it loaded, she thought about one man far away – damn, she missed him. A lot. Who'd think Anko would ever miss anyone – excluding Tenten because she was like a mini me, so she deserved some of her precious kindness – such as the infamous pervert?
The screen flashed her back to reality and she found an email from… Tenten's principal?
"I can't believe such a beautiful woman like you is moving away from us – away from me – and it would be really nice if you could respond to this email because I know that I'll miss your naughty –" She swore loudly, not caring in the world – this is my home bitch – and scrolled down.
"That fucking dirty old man!" She cussed at the screen as she read more of the email. Why was this fucking monkey sending her these horrible, horrible words? What did he say? We're going to Konoha? Oh… this was probably one of his tricks to get her to…persuade him to keep Tenten. An evil glint shined in her eyes as she started to type out an angry reply.
The front door was heard banged close as the girl's – err, guys… – walked in Tenten's kitchen and dropped their luggage on the floor as they got into character.
Hearing the (probably) deathly high heels approaching them, Tenshi smirked as he heard the frazzled sound of Anko's voice from the hallway. "What is this I hear from the principle saying 'Hope we have a safe journey to Konoha? I shouldn't feel shy to let him know if I'm feeling lonely. ' What the hell Ten – what did you do now? I was hoping I didn't have to manipulate that dirty fu –"
She shut her mouth as she came across four pretty boys. Okay – how was it when she was their age, there were no cute boys like them alive? She coughed as she realized what she was about to say.
"I mean freakin' little ma – man." She smiled sheepishly as some of them smirked. Wait, who were they? They looked familiar…
Oh my – she put the pieces together – not like she had a lot of pieces to work with – and leaned against the counter.
"And who might you young boys be?" This currently made her forget her anger for the school principal and Tenten. The boy with the brown hair jumped down from the kitchen table he was sitting on and walked towards her.
"I'm Tenshi, Tenten's friend." His voice was light and husky and oh so familiar. He shot his hand out and Anko took it, feeling the soft delicate fingers. Ah, delicate indeed. "And these are the guys, Sazuko, Hinrou and Inohiko."
She put up a flirtatious impression and looked towards the other boys. "Oh how wonderful, I'm Anko. Tenten's mom." She took hold of the midnight blue haired boy and shook it with a seductive grin while caressing his hand with her thumb, her grin widened – catching his flushed cheeks and faintly look in his eyes – and then she spun around and faced Tenshi.
"You must be Tenten's new boyfriend, because – well, she's been so distracted lately, I was really worried but I guess you're just keeping her busy…" Anko winked at Tenshi, making sure he got the sexual innuendo. She watched his face go from green to red all in a few seconds. Hmm, that's a new one. Anko just played her part and acted curious as she tapped her forefinger on her chin.
Anko didn't know how hard it was to play along. She wanted to laugh so badly.
"N – no! Tenten's just a friend. She would ne–never – what are you implying? That she'd sleep around? Because that would be so wrong and she'd be mad if you thought she was untrustworthy…" Tenshi carried on with his speech, oblivious to the waving of hands and shaking of heads from his friends behind Anko.
Anko smirked openly and pointed her finger at Tenshi. "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm not an idiot. Tenten, I know it's you. Now, get that fuckin' rats ass off your face and tell me what the fuck is going on." She looked towards the other boys. "You too."
There was a moment of silence when the guys looked at each other with wide eyes and then – well – it broke.
"What! How did you know?" Tenten shouted in disbelief. She worked so hard to get into character and her crazy mother still found out – okay, she was an evil master mind by heart so it's not that surprising. But still!
"Only you would PMS about boyfriends and sex." She said with a straight face. It was true. Tenten was so prudish it was actually very funny.
Tenten threw her hands up into the air, "MA! Sh – shut up!"
"Well it's true." Anko watched as Tenten covered her burning face with her hands.
"But what the hell are you girls up to? Because I have a feeling that I'M dragged into it and its not gonna be pretty if I'm stuck with your principal." She watched as Ino took off her blond wig – and in slow motion shook out her longlonglong shiny hair...
It was life changing.
"Mrs M. we're on a mission and we need your help." Ino dropped her wig onto the counter. "We're sick and tired of perverts trying to get their way with us, our sucky education," (sakura. "Oh please like you even care about education.") "our sad, sad lives –"
"Yeah, and we want out now!"
Ino took out a folded paper from her leather jacket and spoke to Anko.
"You are going to be teaching Biology in University of Konoha with... another staff member."
"I am?" Anko smirked at Ino's forwardness.
"Yes you are – and we're going to be students there. Acting as guys – as you can see our amazing disguises."
"Please Anko. Pleaseplease help us." Tenten called her by her name from time to time. Hell – Anko even suggested it because it made her feel old and grown up-ish.
Tenten was kneeling in front of Anko and wrapped her arms around her legs.
Sakura came forward with puppy dog eyes. "Our school lives are going down the drain and we're really sad." Her eyes glittered with unshed tears. "And – and I hate everyone at this shit hole. My intelligence is not wanted there. Even Tsunade's not happy. I want to be happy now."
Anko watched as the pinkette gripped the front of her hoodie, knuckles turning white and looked towards the quiet girl at the back.
"What about you Hinata, does your father know?" Hinata's eyes seemed sad for a moment but then she shook her head.
"He thinks I'm taking a course with the girls. I – he does not know of my business and will not find out. I – I'm confident that I will not be a problem."
"And what do you want? Do you want this?"
Hinata looked down at her hand – hands clasped tightly. Hands that were small fragile and dainty – sometimes it seemed that they were so thin, they were see through that you could see blue veins running down arms into small fragile and dainty hands. Hands that wanted to grab on to any kind of hope and squeeze. They were hands of someone who was weak and kind, someone who forgot her childhood and lived an adult life with rules and orders and sad smiles.
She clenched them harder and looked up at her friends determinedly.
Her friends – family – and smiled at them, because if it weren't for them, she'd never be in this situation. She'd be living a boring, controlled, suffocating life. She knew this could fuck up their education and possibly social lives – but she'd never find out if she didn't go along with it. It was wild – when she thought about it – it made her blood pump faster and gave her a dizzy she feeling she'd only get when she was with them. Her family.
She'd never regret it. Not with them – never.
She nodded her affirmation and a new spark glittered in her eyes.
Wow.
The school is amazing.
And it was only the outside. Oh my fucking god, pinch me now.
For a few minutes they could only gawk. The brick building had to have over ten stories, and looked more like a castle in a fairy tale than a school for only three hundred students. There were two towers on either side of the school, and the roof was rigidly pointed towards the perfectly blue sky. The whole effect looked gothic and old, but beautiful and mysterious.
The guys stood with open mouths by the front gates. Anko looked at them and shook her head. She tugged on her sexy blazer and smoothed out her tight pencil skirt and snapped her red polished fingers – pulling them out of their trance.
"Lets get moving ladies. We have a lot of work to do." She walked ahead of them with confidence that radiated onto them – they walked passed students and she smirked when a few of them ogled at her, some of them drooling as she smiled sweetly at them.
She was going to have SO much fun.
Anko went to the front office and spoke to the secretary while the guys sat on the chairs against the wall.
"God, I'm so tired." Sakuzo uttered with exaggerated exhaustion, holding his head between his hands. So fucking tired.
"Same." Tenshi said – his head against the wall with his hand covering his eyes.
"I haven't seen any boys yet. Where have all the pretty people gone?" Inohiko asked as she looked around the corner every 5 minutes.
Hinrou broke the silence with a gentle whisper, "Girls –"
"It's guys, Hinrou. Guys. Remember guys." Tenshi whispered. Why were they whispering again?
He shook his head – even though his short midnight hair was jelled to the back of his head, it was a thing he always did, at his friends, because they were scarily crazy in a way she knew too well.
Too well.
Anko just came with papers and a not so good look that made each one of them stare and stare and stare hard.
"Here are your rooms and class schedules."
She handed it to them and the first thing they noticed were four separate rooms with four different roomates.
Oh shit.
"What the fu –" Tenshi was interrupted by his pink headed friend.
"We're supposed to be together!" Sakuzo half whispered. They were supposed to be together! Not separate. Oh no. Nonono! He looked at Hinrou and stilled. He was awfully… quiet.
"Oh god." Hinrou shoulders started to shake. "Oh no."
"I – can't do this. This is so bad. We're – they know it's us! Oh my – I'm scared. I'm going to suck at this and fail terribly and – and combust within the pretty school ground and make the male species laugh and – and –"
Hinrou rambled, becoming flustered and out of breathe, and Inohiko grabbed him by the shoulders, giving him one hard shake.
"Hina –" he whispered, "everything will be fine. Nothing, nothing will happen. You have to listen – Hinata – listen to me, we will all be here – for you.
"Okay. We've got your back – we've got each other's back, even Anko's here to help. Doesn't matter if we're in separate rooms. We'll – we'll survive. You'll survive. Okay, please just trust me."
Hinata was afraid, and she couldn't feel bad for making them feel it to. She had to stay positive – no matter what.
"Okay," she whispered "lets just stay here for a while."
They nodded. All of them had lots to think about. Like how far will their rooms be away from each other – and who they will be living with?
Shit.
Anko looked at the map she got from the school through an email she got yesterday – the day she was appointed to leave – and she had no idea where the hell her room was. Who the hell names the buildings A, B, C and so forth? She knows the fuckin' alphabet already.
Her heels were clacked across the glossy floor, head in the map and she was concentrating so hard ("where's my damn room?") that she didn't see the man she bumped into.
"Watch where you're go – "
"Anko."
She looked up, oh balls. Kakashi. Kakashi in glasses – and messy hair – and loose shirt – and pants (I hate pants).
"Long time no see." He smirked. Kakashi smirked. In her mind she heard a scary voice – a voice that sounded like her mother. 'Anko, stop these useless thoughts and cover those breast. You look like a prostitute.'
Thanks. I think prostitutes are sexy.
'Oh, dear. Just like your father. Do you want me to wash your mouth with soup and vinegar?'
"Indeed it has been long my old time friend." She ignored the voices and shot him one of her smirks and he smiled.
"What are you doing here?" this was a nice surprise, really – it made her day. But she couldn't stop that nagging feeling she gets when something bad – in that case good happen. Bad things are always good.
"I teach here."
"You teach? Huh, I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I don't know much about you. You might even be good at it – and I can think of other things you're good at too…"
She dragged her finger down his chest, his very hard chest grinned.
He took a step closer and put his hands on her lower back – covering her in warmth. She missed it. "Well let's just see if I'm still as good as you think – "
"Wait, are you Mr. Hatake?"
"Yes, how do you know that?" he looked curiously at her when she grinned.
"Don't you worry, the only thing you're gonna know is that we're going to have a fun time getting to know each other. Inside and out." She tugged on his shirt and gave him a mind-blowing kiss.
Room B12. Breathe. Exhale.
Key. Turn. Door. Push.
Get a hold of yourself Hinata.
She decided they wasted enough time in the office and well, went their separate ways. They're all in the same building – just different levels.
The others probably met their roommates by now.
She opened the door, bringing her suitcase with her and closed the door behind her.
Turn. Eyes. Open.
It was nice, decent. She saw two single beds with a blue spread – a small dresser separating them. She found her roommates side a little messy, just clothes lying around which wasn't as bad.
There were two cupboards on both sides of the room, two desks opposite their bed with a large window viewing the cloudy sky.
She sniffed the air when she smelled something…different, something nice – like rain and sweet. She shook her head, it was probably the nerves.
She dropped her bags onto the empty bed and turned around when she heard a door opening. A door she hadn't seen before.
"Oh – hey. You're probably the new guy right. Of course you're the new guy, who else could you be and no one else has my key, only the bastard and those other losers but I wasn't expecting anybo – " the rest of the words that came out of his mouth just melted into nothingness.
She stared.
He was so pretty and tan. So tan. His round sea blue eyes and sun burnt hair. White teeth, the sweetest smile she's ever seen. Broad, wet shoulders (Do not faint) He was – was…
"– Oh, right! I'm Naruto."
Naked. That was a very small towel.
All thought process ended and Hinata's life collapsed into a pretty black whole.
She couldn't remember if she greeted him or apologize but she didn't care. She had too much blood pumping in her face to actually care.
Put on your guy voice. "Hey, I'm Hina – I mean Hinrou!" What the hell? I can't even get my own fake name right – but he's so –
"Err…. Yeah. You told me that already – are you okay dude? Your face is, like, really red and…"
Oh my god! Please, God, if you care about my dignity and myself – you'd shoot me now, because there's no faster way to end this embarrassment. "Ye – yes! I'm great. It's the we – weather – "
Just then, thunder was heard in the background and it started pouring rain.
God, if you could add one more thing to my list – make it quick.
"I – my face gets really w – warm when it rains. But I think I'm just really tired from the drive here and I sho – should rest." Nodding her head a bit too frantically, she pushed her bags off her bed – flinched when they made a loud thud in the room and lay face down.
She couldn't look at him anymore and she just knew that towel would come off any time now. She did not sign up for this – not for pretty naked boys – MEN!
She'd never have impure thoughts about men but now she couldn't help think about the time she'll spend – with him.
As a boy.
Oh – God.
God, if I die now. Get ready for a very, very angry visitor from the Hyuga's – because this angel is not going down easy.
SP: I think Anko makes me drool. Review NOW bitch.
YN: Anything hot makes you drool. Don't be rude. Ask politely.
SP: No.
YN: *ignores* Please review, it'd be really nice. Thank you for reading!
