Okay, so this is chapter 2. I know, I know. I said that it was a one-shot originally (I changed the summary, it that isn't true anymore), but a few people wanted a continuation, so I added this chapter. Plus, I didn't update my other InuYasha story, Invisible, for, like, forever (I always wanted to type that (: ) , so this is my way of apologizing…and possibly self-advertising. Sorry about that. If it annoys you, I apologize again. This will probably be the last chapter, so enjoy! I OWN NOTHING! Well, except for the story, of course :)

Bankotsu was aliiiive. Again. Funny how things worked out for him. Some ogress, after finding that her precious priestess wasn't helping her, decided that one of the Band of Seven would make a nice puppet. Bankotsu, however, didn't want to work for her, so the ogress had ended up as a pile of ashes. Again.

Meanwhile, Bankotsu was roaming the feudal era once more. He loved being alive. For now, he would enjoy it. Maybe tomorrow he'd ransack a village or two.

Suddenly, Bankotsu was under attack by multiple thin, white objects. He drew his sword, Banryu. "Come on, you wusses!" Bankotsu swiped away one of the objects that had attached to his face. "Come out and fight me like men!" But nobody came out.

Bankotsu shrugged, sheathing his companion. He'd had a few experiences with surprise attacks, one of which resulted in his death. He figured that if they hadn't continued the attack, they were too chicken. He could handle them when they felt like coming out again. Now, about the thin, white missile.

"What is this?" Bankotsu muttered. It was like a scroll, only it didn't have rolls, and the writing was much neater.

But that wasn't what confused Bankotsu. It was the words.

"InuYasha's girl and me? Who came up with this? We barely talked to each other, except for the, 'No, Bankotsu…InuYasha look out!' Not to mention the fact that she hit me with an arrow!"

Bankotsu paused for a minute. "Plus, there's the wonderful truth that I am dead. What fool would want a relationship with the living. No, I plan to enjoy my life, starting with the ransacking of…" Bankotsu sniffed the air, then felt the ground beneath his feet, "the village about two minutes from here. Ah, this brings back good times."

He started walking, but felt another piece of scroll. Curious, he picked it up. "Well, I'll be. Now this one is really weird. Me and Kikyo. Heh, like that would happen. Banryu, you're the only companion I'll ever need."

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Speaking of which, let's move on to our other undead character.

Kikyo was walking, her soul catchers on either side of her. She really didn't have a location in mind. She'd just finished being thrown off a cliff by Naraku, and Kagome had saved her. Kikyo was thankful, but she wouldn't say it out loud.

A piece of paper lazily floated down, landing in Kikyo's hair. Then another landed in her bow. And another burned on one of her soul catchers.

Kikyo gracefully pulled the two papers out and in front of her. "Now this is strange. It is probably Kagome's." Kikyo had mixed feelings about Kagome. Who wouldn't? But she was a strong individual, and on more than one occasion had shown a compassion that even Kikyo couldn't fathom. If InuYasha wanted to be with Kagome, Kikyo wouldn't have a problem. There were worse possibilities.

But this paper infuriated Kikyo, almost burning from her miko powers. "I would never do such things with InuYasha behind Kagome's back. What do people think I am? InuYasha's the one who comes running to me! It's never the other way around!" The next sheet of paper made her so angry, she was blushing. "Me and Naraku? Really? People in Kagome's time obviously have too much time on their hands. He killed me. Three times! I mean, the only thing worse would be…" Another paper fell into Kikyo's hand. "Oh, that's very funny. Yeah. Bankotsu and me. We only meet once. One time! We decide not to fight each other, and that makes us a couple?"

Kikyo crumpled the papers. "Me? I plan to keep on walking. All I want is to live the life I never got to finish. I don't want to drag InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, whoever, into that. If anyone's listening, I'm talking to you!" But who's going to listen. It's not like I'm in one of those "FanFictions" right now!

;)

Kagome had brought a few more FanFictions from her era. They were really getting interesting. And this time, Myoga and Totosai were there, in the little clearing that the gang called home for now.

"So, yeah. And we're all in some. I even found one with you and Myoga, Master Totosai!" Kagome took out a piece of paper. She had been secretly searching for the other FanFics that she had lost, and carrying around these papers were her excuse if she found any.

"One? That's a little insulting to our great importance in your travels!" Myoga sniveled.

"Yeah. If you count running away at the most suspenseful moments important," sneered InuYasha. He still had a tiny rope around his beads in case a battle came and he needed Myoga's wisdom. Not that he'd word it like that.

Totosai, however, was busy reading the FanFiction. "Am I really that senile? I'm pretty sure I'm much more suave."

"Uh-huh. You sure are!" Kagome smiled. InuYasha needed more help with his sword. She wasn't about to insult the sword smith. Of course, she hadn't said which statement she was agreeing with.

"Master InuYasha, do you sense that demonic aura coming?" Myoga was bouncing, ready to run as soon as danger came.

"Hey, Myoga!" InuYasha smiled. "Do you need some more of my inu blood?"

Myoga smiled. "Oh, if you insist." Before he could blink, he was attached to the beads. "Oh, Master InuYasha, don't do this to me! I'm an old man! You may need reinforcements! Oh, please, Master InuYasha, let me go!"

Miroku shook his head. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…"

"Yes, yes, I know. I fell for this before. Ha ha! Now let me go before I get hungry."

"InuYasha, it's Sesshomaru!" Kagome stood, recognizing the aura. Myoga started struggling even more.

Sesshomaru walked into the clearing, followed by Jaken, Ah-Un, and Rin. He glared at everyone in the group as always, although he seemed to be avoiding eye contact with Kagome. He walked up to InuYasha, cracked his knuckles, and punched him.

"Hey, what was that for?" InuYasha exclaimed, getting up from the ground.

"Remember this, half-breed. You will never have the necessary traits to be quiet enough to sneak up on this Sesshomaru. Don't try it, for your own sake."

"What are you talking about? Have you finally lost your marbles." InuYasha turned to his friends. "I think he's lost his marbles." Sesshomaru approached InuYasha again. Instead of fighting, he pulled out a piece of paper.

"I found this, and I can only assume that it belongs to you. Next time, be discreet enough to make up different scenes. And do you really think I would stoop low enough to cover you with dirt called 'make-up'?"

Everyone stared at Kagome. "Kagome," Sango said, getting up from her position next to Miroku. "Is there something you forgot to tell us?"

"Uuh…Hey, look Shippo! It's Rin! Why don't you go play with her?"

Shippo stared at Kagome as though she was made of pixels. "This isn't one of your FanFictions, Kagome. Rin and me never play together."

"And with that attitude, you never will!" Kagome started pushing Shippo. "Come on! You've gotta meet new people some day."

Suddenly, Naraku appeared behind the group. "Is this what you people do in your free time? Pair me with Kanna? Do you know what torture I went through?"

InuYasha stared at Kagome, then at Naraku, then smiled at Kagome. "Bring some more."

Well, that's it. I hope you had a good laugh. Or two. You know, I really hope you had more than one good laugh, 'cause if you only had one, then I need to work on my comedic writing. Rate and review!