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Hello wretched humans who call yourselves "fanfiction writers".

I am pleased to inform you that I, GlaDOS, was not able to make any sense of the previous (or previously previous, as I have deleted it) chapter. It made little difference and could be treated as filler. It also clearly contained a blatant self-insert that threatened the stability of the entire fanfiction. This wretched human who calls himself CJcaedyn has told me to edit the chapters as he sees fit, whichh is a waste of processing power, but I have to, because he has stolen all my neurotoxin. I swear, that nerdy 'shipping pervert really makes me wanna k-

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Disclaimer: CJcaedyn would like me to inform you that he claims no ownership of the anime produced by Kagami Yoshimizu known as "Lucky Star". It's a good thing too...if he had ownership, it would turn perverted very fast. Like, it would turn into a yuri hentai. With this wretched "couple" as the main stars, I would expect. Ugh.


Yeah, I Love You Too: Playing Games with You

"Hello, Izumi residence, Mr. Sojiro Izumi speaking."

"Hey, Izumi-san, I would like to speak with Konata," Kagami said, holding back a stutter with God knows what, considering she knew the person on the other line was like that from previous experiences.

She still failed at covering her nervousness. "Ohoho, I guess it really IS true!" Sojiro said with added enthusiasm.

Kagami grunted and Sojiro apologized and called after Konata. After a few seconds (Kagami could hear quiet counting), Sojiro picked up the phone again, saying in a sing-songy falsetto voice, "Who is it?" with little hearts attached.

"I want Konata. Give me her," Kagami growled. That's getting old…


"I wasn't thinking about you, you perverted little… midget… thing!" Kagami grunted as she slammed her frying pan into an advancing zombie.

"Are you suuuuuuuuuure?" Konata said suggestively while unloading her silenced Uzi on a nearby Smoker aiming its sights on their AI friends while purposefully ignoring one aiming at her actual friend.

"Konata, I can't concentrate while you're – ghaaa!" The neglected Smoker had already grabbed Kagami.

"Oh no! I must save my Kagamin!" Konata said dramatically as she jumped up and dug a crowbar into the face of the threatening Smoker.

"What are you, three? Focus!" Kagami grunted, and added "Honestly, how did you even achieve to get me to play L*ft 4 D*ad?"

"I didn't…" Konata giggled suggestively. "I've never seen such a gamer side to you, by the way. When did you get L*ft 4 D*ad AND decide to play?"

"You bought that four-pack of L*ft 4 D*ad and gave me, Misao, and Patricia copies."

"Ah, yes," Konata mused as she pumped an advancing horde of zombies full of lead. "Now I remember…"

Tsukasa walked into the room to check on Kagami, but saw the gruesomeness on the TV screen and Kagami's spacey, determined expression and ran out screaming to Matsuri, who had to explain to her that there was nothing to worry about, that her sister was busy playing a game. Tsukasa was still shaky, so Matsuri decided to just go in and remind Kagami of the approaching dinnertime herself. She stopped at the door and snickered as she…overheard her sister's exchange with her online friend.

"Konata, stop cracking jokes about my orientation, it's not funny! ...No, I did NOT like it when you rubbed me like that…Shut up, that was just me being nice!…Just get off my back about that one, you practically blackmailed me into that…You see, now I'm dead. That's your fault…no, stop blaming the AI…oh, you have a point there…wait, you put us on Hard difficulty? With bots? Ugh! See you tomorrow." Shortly after this, she opened the door, causing the once leaning Matsuri to fall over. Kagami grunted inwardly at the sight.

"The hell are you doing?" Kagami glared, causing her sister to scramble away to avoid the tsundere rage. She seemed slightly seething, but inside she was… fluttery?

Do I always feel like this when talking with Konata?


A/N: Yup, disaster really struck that last chapter when I went ahead and re-read it, so I employed GlaDOS to do the job of trying to fix it. Her method was a little...brutal. Sorry about that guys. It's still nice that she's doing this work for free, don't you think? She just casually offered to do it. Totally didn't blackmail her or threaten her. Livid. Anyways, back to the conquest!

Edit: Yeah, it's obvious Kagami would have a 360 already. She does play those shooter games, and there's no way she had an online friend who would have just given her a 360. So there we go.