Chapter 2: That Blonde Bitch

As I arrived in school I tried to ignore as mush contact as I could with people especially Ino my ultimate rival. That no good, blonde BITCH. I'm sure when Sir Kakashi arrives she'll be all goody, goody. Then she'll be back to being that blonde bitch who's sole purpose in life is to make mine miserable.

"Sir Kakashi is coming." Kankuro screamed

Then everyone went back to her seats and Ino was in her goody, goody state.

Ahhhhh…She totally irritates me.

I know same here! That no good blonde bitch.

Who the hell is that?

You.

Me!

Yes you. I'm the inner you so you better get used to me.

? Whatever.

Hmmm….. That Ino is annoying.

Yeah. I know.

Why can't we lock her in the janitor's closet with Naruto?

You're so cruel. I totally think well get along.

Duh! I'm you.

Whoops I got caught you.

Sir Kakashi passed handouts entitled "The 10 Commandments of Computer Ethics." As I read the first commandment "1. You shall not use your computer to harm other people." I thought Ino totally broke this. Then as I read the rest, Ino totally broke all of this also, obviously.

So why the hell does she have a computer?
I know! She should be banned! Just be quiet.

My seat mate Hinata was listening to Sir Kakashi blab about the 10 commandments of computer. Ouch!

This is boring.

So what can we fucking do about it?

You mean "I." Hmmm….. Lets sneak out.

No way!

Yes way!

No way!

Yes way!

NO WAY!

Whatever.

Don't whatever me.

I surrender in defeat mighty queen of Nooooo FUN!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

"Sakura." Sir Kakashi shouted

He totally noticed my expressions from bored, annoyed, irritated, and then fucking angry.

"Yes Sir. " I said standing

"Can you explain and tell me what the 6th commandment of computer is" said Sir Kakashi said in a tone meaning one thing: somebody didn't listen.

"Ummm…." I murmured.

Shit what will I do! I looked to my right and pleaded Hinata for help. She handed me her notebook with no hesitation. Thank God Sir Kakashi wasn't looking.

As he turned and looked at me I said, "The 6th commandment of computer is you shall not use your computer to bear false witness."

"Ok, explain it." He replied

Shit nothing else is written here. Damn I could have just looked at the handout. Thank God it was similar to the 10 commandments in real life. Now I just have to make sense of it in computer ways. Great this might take a while so here it goes.

"Ummm…like sending mail saying if you don't forward this to other people you'll have something bad happen to you or someone you care about." I said in relief.

I suspiciously looked at Ino then she froze. She sends everybody these e-mails saying pass this on or else blah blah blah. Ahhh… That is soooo damn annoying.

Look at me I'm here right now. I'm not dead.

"Good." Said Sir Kakashi

Thank God I was finally out of that situation.

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