Chapter 5: Cherry it's Time for Some Hacking.
As I stood in the computer lab I thought: For all places why here? This is totally gonna go on permanent record.
Blame them. Those hot guyz.
Yah! I know. SHIT!
"Okay, Cherry it's time for some hacking" said Sasori
Okay why the hell do they have to call me Cherry? Damn they know it's me.
"What?" I replied
"Can you hack the code?" said Tobi with a huge smile on his face.
Okay think Sakura think. The way I see it I have 2 Options:
Option number 1- Help the Akatsuki. On the upside they won't hurt you, but then
When sir Kakashi finds out. I'm FUCKING DEAD!
Option number 2- Sit there saying I don't know shit. Then hopefully they will let
me go, but then again they're super geniuses they'll find out I'm lying and come for me. Anyway I'm still dead.
Actually I have a Third option: Run! Run like my life depended on it. Which in this
IT DOES. But they can catch me and of course
the ending is still DEATH.
So I went with my first option hoping Sir Kakashi is to caught up in his porn tapes to find out.
"Break the code to what?" I asked with a devilish smirk.
They all stared at the main computer. Damn it I'm dead if Sir Kakashi finds out.
"Follow me" said Deidara.
"Umm…. What is in it for me if I help you guys?" I asked laying back on the computer chair with my hand grasped together in front of my mouth and my eyes showing my evil side.
"You won't get hurt first of all" replied Itachi.
"So I don't mind if I get hurt, you guys will lose at the end" I said tilting my head a bit to the right.
"We'll give you hugs" said Kisame popping out of nowhere.
"Yes" I squeaked sounding totally venerable.
I couldn't resist the temptation of hot guy hugs. But….I had second thoughts a bought everything though.
Calm down sister. You'll come out alive.
I hope so.
"Ok, we need your help" said Tobi.
"In breaking the password?" I asked raising one eyebrow.
"Duh! What the fucking else is there?" said Hidan.
"Uhh…" I said giving him a look meaning: I'm the boss at this moment and if you don't shut the fuck up you'll regret it.
Thank God I'm a genius at things like this. Actually I have a double life now as a hacker/ gossiper. Yah! I know how could I totally say that about that blonde bitch. Well she's the one who caused me to do this. She spreads rumors about me and Lee. Ehwww… So now it's damn pay back to everybody who gives me a bad day. Anyway back to break the code.
"Give me five minutes" I said.
"Your fast" replied Zetsu.
TIME SKIP… 4 MINUTES
"One minute left" said Deidara.
"Don't rush me" I shouted.
Think Sakura think! I slammed and hit my fist on the table. Suddenly a hard bound book caught my eye. The title was Icha Icha Paradise. I was out of suggestion and anyways Sir Kakashi always reads it whenever he has class.
So I just typed it in. Then whalah, it actually worked. We smiled and all of them gave me bear hug. Ouch! Too much love.
"How the hell do you know I'm Cherry?" I asked. P.S. Cherry is my secret name as hacker/gossiper on facebook.
"A lot of snooping and hard work" replied Zetsu.
"Tell anyone else you guys are fucking dead" I said raising a fist at them.
"Exactly how are you going to fucking do that?" asked Hidan.
"Remember a-hole I'm a gossiper and I have over 1000 friends, so your secrets will be easy to reveal" I said smirking.
"Ouch" said Tobi.
"Like what?" asked Itachi.
"Umm… like you guys are virgins" I said smirking once more.
"SHIT" said all of them.
"How the hell did you fucking get that?" asked Hidan screaming.
"I'm invisible so I now a lot" I replied.
RING…..RING….*DA BELL*
"Great we didn't get to snoop" said Kisame sighing.
"Here is the password" I said.
Loosen up your way to serious.
This is business.
At least be more girl-like and less hacker.
Fine.
"Okay what now" I said smiling.
The atmosphere totally changed. Now what happened next was weird. They all smiled and each of them racing to give me a kiss on the cheek. Then they all gave me a bear hug. Then everybody was about to leave except for Kisame who wouldn't stop hugging me. He wouldn't let me go and now everybody is starring.
Now I totally feel like a panda at the zoo.
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto or any of the Characters present in this story…
T.Y. to anyone who has read this… actually I'm in chapter 18 right now in real life but I don't have time to type it but I'll try to type it fast.
