Naruto Mystery Dungeon
"Talking"
'Thinking'/Flashback
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or Naruto. I use some references from serebii(a website, there is something keeping me from writing .net), I do not own that website or anything on it either.
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Chapter 2: Everybody's Issues pt. 1
"So what is this guy supposed to look like anyway? Do you know?" Naruto asked.
"Weeell, I don't actually know a lot of details BUT," before Naruto could interrupt, "I do know its supposed to be horribly vicious giant-that and types like it don't live here." Konohamaru explained.
"...and you thought it was me?"
"It was you."
"How does that make any sense!"
"Hey, I'm just a little kid everything is giant to me."
"Grrrrr... look, I already apologized and I'm helping you. Lay off!"
"Touchy."
"What types don't live in this forest? Can't be that many with how many I've seen."
"Electric, ground, dragon, steel, ice, psychic, and dark types. You're right not that many."
"Are you kidding me? That's like, half of the poke' world!"
"Yeah, but we know what to look for at least."
"Why doesn't Konoha just send a team out here to check it out? Hello?"
Konohamaru's shoulder stiffened but he didn't say anything. Clearly he wasn't going to receive an answer so Naruto dropped it. Then a light bulb went off in his head.
"Hold on a minute," Naruto started, "Did you say dark and ice types don't live here?"
"Yeah, that's why I stopped you. Why?"
000oooo000
'Lee I will kill you for running off again!' Thought Tenten stopping at the point where the forest ends and the Fiery Pasu begins.
'Did he really go up to the Kazan keikoku again?' She looked back to the forest that she and Lee had made their home not too long ago and remembered back when she first met him.
~Flashback 3 years ago~
Poor Tenten was traveling through the Shinpi-tekina Yama all by her self in enemy territory no less. Psychic and Steel type pokemon love to make to make their home in its environment and neither are fond of dark-types.
To make matters worse, there was no snow on this mountain and it was hot. Oh yes, sometimes being a dual-type had its disadvantages.
'I can barely move anymore...' She plopped down under a ledge with a few vines growing around it. Unfortunately, it was early and the way the ledge faced put her in front of the sun.
-Giant Sweatdrop- 'No shade, no food, my dad was right. Psychics are all nutcases...'
Tenten tried covering herself with the vines, too bad they had thorns on them.
"YEOUCH!"she shouted, and then flinced as she heard it echo across the canyon.
'...What are the chances nobody heard that?' thought Tenten. Then, she felt the ground start shaking beneath her feet.
"METAAAAAGROSS!"
"...huh, guess I'm running. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
An orange beam of light formed in front of Metagross and it shot at Tenten blasting her off the side of the mountian.
'Is this really how I'm going to die?' she thought plummeting to her doom.
"SEEEEEIIIIISHUUUUUUUUUUUN!" A green glowing ball of energy came up from under her and launched them back up the canyon.
"WHAT THE H*** KIND OF CRY WAS THAT?"
"Oh my gosh are you all right?" shouted the glowing sentient energy, that actually seemed to have a form.
'A baby?'
~ERROR: Flashback Interrupted~
Tenten was startled out of her thoughts when she heard a crashing footsteps behind her. "Hmm? What the?"
000oooo000
"AYYYYYYYYYYIEEEEEEEEH!"
Lee looked up. He knew that sound, it was how he met "TENTEN!"
"Lee!" Naruto shouted as he came from out of the bushes.
"Naruto-kun! Tenten is in trouble!"
"We know that already! Came a voice he hadn't heard before. "She's been stealing berries out of my territory!"
"...Sorry Chimchar-kun, but I don't know who you're talking about there."
"I'm talking about that sneasel you've been hanging around with. Don't you know they're thieves!" shouted an irate Konohamaru.
"Hmm?" That statement jogged something in Naruto's memory.
"Don't you know what they say about him?"
"NEVER! Tenten has never stolen a thing in her life-"
"Why me?" cried a young Naruto.
"Just face it, your friend's a-"
"Monster."
"Freak."
"Why don't you just die!"
"STOP IT!" -BONK-
Konohamaru and Lee stopped arguing at Naruto's outburst and he whacked them both upside the head with his tail.
To Konohamaru: "Didn't I tell you you can't go accusing pokemon of things and you can't judge them either!"
To Lee: "I get she's your friend and you want to defend her. But do you have any proof she didn't?"
"Look, the only way we will ever know for sure is to ask her ourselves."
"But we can't! Didn't you hear that scream she's in trouble! I have to help her!"
"Then I'll help too."
"What?" shouted an indignant Konohamaru.
"Well, I'm helping everyone else today, that, and they made sure I didn't die of starvation."
"Yosh! This way!" Lee said pointing to their left.
Konohamaru realized then which way they were heading. "-gulp-"
000oooo000
After walking in the direction Lee had pointed to for a while, Konohamaru began to have a conniption fit.
"Guys..."
"What?" Naruto and Lee answered simultaneously.
"..." He didn't answer because of the sign up ahead.
Fiery Pasu Ahead
"Alright, we can rescue Tenten and then we can go to Konoha!"
"It's a win-win situation!"
"We CAN"T go there!" Konohamaru shouted totally freaking out now.
"Don't worry, I've been through here lots of times!"
"...Didn't Tenten say she also dragged you back half-dead?" Naruto inquired.
"..."
"We're gonna DIE!"
"No we aren't. I almost made it to Kaseigan the last time. That's the last volcano in the valley. Konoha should be just on the other side."
"That's not the point! Really dangerous pokemon live in there. I heard if you're anywhere near the border they'll just come and snatch you up and you'll never be seen again." Konohamaru started wailing .
"I thought you were from Konoha, how did you get out here if you're this scared?"
"I didn't mean to jiji! I'm so sorry!" still crying.
"Who's jiji? I ain't no jiji!"
Keep in mind Lee seems to like wandering away from people. So he does, but not that far as he trips into a hole.
"Owww..."
"Lee are you okay- woah."
It seems Lee didn't fall into a hole but rather a really deep "Is that a footprint?"
"It's huge!" Konohamaru said from hiding behind Naruto.
Lee managed to lift himself out of it.
"Is that normal? Okay I get we're small-we're kids- but seriously does anything that big live out here?" Naruto asked close to freaking out himself.
"N-nn-o, th-tthat's not no-norm-mal."
"...Tenten and I have only been here for about three months, we never saw anything this big."
"Konohamaru, what other types did you say don't live here?"
"Um, electric, ground, psychic, steel, dark, ice, and-"
"DRAGON!" came a female scream in the distance.
"O.o"
"...I think we found your thief...and Tenten."
To be continued.
Next: Everybody's Issues Part 2
Translations
Seishun: Youth (Those who are familiar with Naruto know Lee has to say this ha!)
Yosh: Let's go (Memory-based translation. Another Lee must)
Jiji: Grandfather; refers to someone old
-kun: honorific usually refers to a male friend.
Places are translated with Google. Lame names sound so much better in Japanese.
Kazan Keikoku: Volcano Valley
Shinpi-tekina- Yama: Mystic Mountains
Firey Pasu: Firey Path
Poke'World History
Everyone should know what a pokemon type is. There are 17: Bug, dark, dragon, electric, fighting, fire, flying, ghost, grass, ground, ice, normal, poison, psychic, rock, steel, and water. The regions they live in vary and in some places more than others. Just like chakra natures are categorized usually by country in Naruto because that is the predominant element. Specific places and territories are to be revealed soon. Stay tuned!
AN: Hello again! Thank you for reading the latest chapter of NMD. I felt I should work on this one after my bleach crossover story-its going to be so angsty. I feel happy again now. Mini segments at the end of these chapters will be your guide to what I couldn't get across in the story. Now you'll have no reason to be confused but if you ask questions its okay, just not what happens next!
I will be putting up Character Biographies soon either at the end of a chapter also or in my profile. But none of that until we get to the good stuff. Battling! Read and Review please!
