So, it's been a really long time since I've updated... I'm sorry, I've just been really busy. Well, I hope you like this chapter!

DISCLAIMER: PJO no mine.

Hera's POV

"APOLLO! TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ZEUS!" I yelled, my voice deep.

Apollo sighed, "I told you already, Zeus ate Annatroximopliene."

"But what is it?" I asked.

Apollo sighed, "Well, it's a type of drug that makes your appearance change into "Cute and Cuddly". We're not sure where he found this stuff, because it's been illegal since 1981."

"I just want to see my Zeus, Apollo!" I said, darn near tears.

"He's in room 12... But he doesn't look like himself!" Apollo yelled as I ran to the doorway of room 12. I opened the door and gasped in horror. There was a small, pink pony lying in the bed. It had tattoos of rainbows and hearts all over its body. It had a purple mane and blue eyes.

"Apollo?" I called out the doorway.

Apollo zapped himself in front of me. "Yes Hera."

"Which room is Zeus in? I think you made a mistake. There's a little pony in here." I pointed to the small horse.

"There's no mistake Hera. That's the God of Lightning right there. Maybe a haiku will explain things better:

'Zeus ate some bad stuff

Now he's all cute and cuddly

When'll he be normal?'

"Yes, I guess that did explain things better. Now shoo so I can yell at my husband!" I slammed the door in Apollo's face and went over to Zeus's bed.

"Why?!?" I demanded.

"I'm the little pony who could!" he said, his voice in a daze.

"ZEUS! LISTEN TO ME! WHAT HAPPENED?" I yelled, my voice getting deep.

"Lalalala! I'm a pony! Yippee!" Zeus sang to himself.

I stomped out of the room and out of the hospital. I knew where Zeus ate the (long word) stuff. I was on a mission… and you don't stop a woman on a mission.

Zeus POV

"Ponies… Ponies… Ponies… I love ponies! Lalalala!" I sang to the nurse that was in this groovy room. The walls were spinning and I felt like I was floating!

"Set still honey. This'll only hurt for a minute." She stuck a needle into my butt and I screamed. With my eyes overflowing in tears, I fell asleep.

Still Zeus's POV, just later on

"And then what happened, Zeus?" Bee asked, leaning forward in its chair.

"I woke up and I was me again! But that meant no more pony…" I said. I crossed my arms. Bee reached across its desk and patted my arm.

"It's okay Zeus, let it out, honey." Once I stopped crying, Bee said, "Hera, what did you do after you left the hospital?"

Hera said, "I went straight to that theater that was playing 'The Little Pony Who Could'. It turns out that they didn't even have a movie theater licenses!"

"And what's going to happen next?" Bee asked.

"I'm suing the theater and Happy Films Production Company. Our trial is next Saturday at ten o'clock. It's mean a lot if you could come."

"Wouldn't miss it for Mt. Olympus!" Bee said.

"Anything else you want to say before we leave, Zeus?" Hera asked, her voice like honey.

"No, I don't think so." I said. I stood up and walked out the door with Hera right behind me. Standing in the door way was none other than Hades and Persephone, again!

"Hades, Persephone." my wife said, her voice now like acid.

"I'm going to go on in." Persephone whispered to Hades. She fled the room.

"I'll be outside, honey." Hera called as she opened the door and left the building.

"So…" I said to my brother.

"So…" he said.

"Uh… how's the Underworld?"

"Business is good. People die all the time." he said.

Silence.

"What's Bee been doing with guys?" I asked.

"Oh, we've only been once, but now Persephone will actually talk to me!" Hades said.

"Oh… That's good…" I nodded.

Silence.

"I heard you guys are suing Happy Films Production Company."

"Yep." I told him.

"I hope that goes well…"

"Uh huh."

Silence.

"I'd better go. It was nice uh… seeing you." Hades held out his hand. I grasped and shook it briefly.

"Have a good day." I muttered as I walked out the door.

I was glad I wasn't pink anymore!

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