A/N: The deal with a demon

STORY START

"Oh three Shinigami they send for me? I don't know if I should be touched or offended that they sent so few."

Naruto looked at each of them straight in the eye, trying to gouge their reactions. He was surprised that they didn't react.

The middle man kept smiling kindly at him, though Naruto could see the gears turning in his head.

The man on the left, the one with grayish/ purple hair just kept smiling at him, eyes squinted.

The man on the right was wearing a full-face mask. The mask reminded him of a hollow mask. The mask did not hinder him from seeing his eye's though and when he did see the man's eyes, he knew he was blind.

"Actually, I think I should be flattered. They sent three Captain Class Shinigami to me! But… you are not wearing the Taichō's Haori? Not even a vice-captain's badge. Maybe you're undercover…"

Naruto scratched his chin a few times before gasping comically.

"Oh, where are my manners? Please come in and have some tea!"

The supposed leader of the group actually brightened at the mention of tea being served. With a polite 'thank you' from him, Naruto ushered them to his living room.

Rangiku sat beside Naruto nervously as she observed and carefully memorized the appearances of the strangers. Naruto on the other hand was casually drinking tea. He didn't like to brag, but Naruto could whip up a mean cup o' tea.

"I think introductions are proper before we start. Uzumaki Naruto's my name and being evil is my game."

Naruto nudged Rangiku softly, queuing her to introduce herself.

"M-Matsumoto Rangiku"

Her voice was only a whisper at that point. Naruto thought that she still wasn't used to stranger although he was one himself.

The leader of the group nodded before introducing himself and his companions.

"I am Aizen Sosuke, lieutenant of the Fifth Division of the Gotei 13. On my left is Tosen Kaname, Fifth seat of the Ninth Division. This is Ichimaru Gin of the Fifth division. But, let's get straight to business shall we?"

"But of course"

Naruto replied.

"Why is a citizen of Kousen here in Seireitei? In the whole history of this place, a demon had never intentionally set foot here. You, Naruto-san, however is obviously here intentionally. Might I ask you're reason for being here?"

Placing down his tea cup revealed the sly smile that was on Naruto's face. Wanting to build tension in silence, he poured himself another cup of tea. Sipping from the cup a few times, Naruto finally answered.

"My reason for being here is the same as yours Aizen-san."

Aizen looked at the seemingly ordinary man before placing his own cup on the table in front of him.

"And what is my reason for being here?"

Naruto made eye contact with Aizen before finishing his cup and placing it down.

"To destroy Seireitei"

In a flash all three had drawn their blades and crossed all three around Naruto's neck, forming a triangle.

"That's some dangerous information you have with you Naruto-san."

Not even paying attention to the deadly implements pressed on his throat, Naruto poured him and the others another cup of warm tea.

"You know… there was once a saying that you should never show a demon your weapon."

Aizen only tightened his grip on his Zanpakutō.

"And why is that?"

Asked the man named Gin who also tightened the grip on his blade.

"Because –sip- once you show me your weapon –sip- my weapon, the Beninokogiri (crimson saw), can copy it's abilities down to the last letter. Observe"

In a flash, Naruto had pulled out a Nodachi out of nowhere and parried every blade in the room. Flipping from his seat, Naruto landed softly on the balls of his feet. He miraculously held on to the twelve foot blade along with his cup of tea. Raising his blade in the air, he began to twirl it.

"Rangiku, please go to your room."

Said girl rushed upstairs without a second thought.

"Now then, Shoot to Kill: Benihikō!"

His weapon spun faster, leaving solid after images of the blade. It formed a semi-circle in front of him. In an instant, the blades extended by itself and without the quick use of Shunpo; the three Shinigami would be dead right now. Skewered through like barbeque.

"As you can see, I can combine your Shikai technique's and make my own variation of them. This is the first ability of my weapon. The second one goes like this! First Gear activation"

From the sharp side of the blade, the metal started to separate from one another, giving the image of a chainsaw's blade. It started to move slowly, but after a few seconds the serrated blade turned so fast that it looked like they never separated. The three were hard pressed to dodge the deadly blades in such a confined space.

"Shatter: Shinsō!"

From the flat of the blades, more blades shot out and extended, threatening to really kill the Shinigami.

Before Aizen knew it, his companions along with himself were stuck inside a forest of blades. He had been easily defeated in a span of a fucking minute!

"Surrender?"

"…yes…"

"Good"

Naruto snapped his fingers and in a bright flash of light… they were back to how they were; sipping tea in the living room. Even Rangiku was back in where she had sat.

"It was all an illusion!"

Gin exclaimed as he turned his head left and right, not believing that it was all a mind trick.

"Continuing our conversation earlier."

Naruto took a sip of his tea before continuing.

"A demon's basic skill is to be able to instantly tell when someone is doing something wrong. For example; if you lie to me, I would already know. If you're hiding the fact that you are the reason that hundreds of souls are disappearing in the Rukon District, then I already know. The moment you looked into my eyes then… I already knew all of your sins. It's Plain and simple, ne?"

"W-what"

Naruto raised a hand to stop Tosen from asking a question.

"I have a proposition for you Aizen. Why don't I, Uzumaki Naruto, demon, join your little group? I could supply you with everything you need and in return I only ask one thing."

"What is it?"

"Get me into Shinō Academy… throw in Rangiku in there too."

"That's it… You only want to become a Shinigami? But you already have a Zanpakutō! I bet you even have Bankai!"

Gin exclaimed, he was obviously still in shock of what happened earlier.

"True but just because I have Bankai that still doesn't get me into the Gotei 13. If I'm not inside any division then how can I become a captain?"

A/N: Next up is a time skip to the beginning of the Soul Society Arc!