A/N: The Invading Ryoka!

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Me updating almost daily with albeit short chapters or

Me making long chapters but updates will be iffy?

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STORY START:

"Hey Yoruichi what the hell was that? It looked like he just shot a huge-ass lightning bolt at us!"

Ichigo stood up from the ground, dusting off the dirt that stuck to his clothes. He looked at Yoruichi who was still looking at the blackened gate. She seemed to be deep in thought.

So that was the new captain of squad ten. There's something wrong about him… When I saw him, every alarm in my head just went off. When he saw me it was like looking at…

"Hey Yoruichi what's the matter?"

A small push from Ichigo's foot nudged Yoruichi out of her thoughts and back to the present. She let out a long sigh before walking towards a direction.

"Come on, since we can't go through directly, we have to find another way in."

Seeing as Yoruichi wouldn't stop, the group followed the feline to god knows where.

XxX

Naruto walked through Seireitei as he was headed to the first division barracks. Naruto was thinking that telling the Sotaichō would create a huge roadblock for the meddling kids.

But that wasn't the only thing on his mind. When he did a quick scan on the group he had noticed a few things.

The first was that boy Ichigo. Naruto had felt something else inside the boy, not just his Shinigami powers. It was faint, but Naruto recognized that kind of Reiatsu anywhere.

It was a hollows' Reiatsu.

The second thing he noticed was Ichigo's friends. They each had high-level Reiatsu readings. Since they weren't Shinigami and were still human, their powers could manifest in many different ways. Naruto would bet that Aizen would want to look into that.

The last thing he noted was the cat. It wasn't just the weirdness that they were bringing a fucking cat along with them, but the cat had a familiar scent to it. Thinking a little harder on it, everything just fell into place and the puzzle was solved.

Yoruichi Shihōin. Former captain of the Second Division of the Gotei 13 and the former commander of the Onmitsukidō. It was the Shinigami version of the ninja's of long ago. Naruto had to give them credit for their stealth but when it came to power, nothing could outclass the Shinobi he knew.

"Naruto-kun wait up!"

Matsumoto Rangiku, Fukutaichō of the tenth division and Naruto's close friend came running at him from behind. Naruto smiled kindly at her as she shoved his head between her breasts.

"Ohaiyo Rangiku-chan, have your breasts gotten bigger?"

And to prove his point, Naruto raised his right hand and gave Rangiku's left breast a firm squeeze.

"Kya! Naruto-Taichō you ecchi! That's sexual harassment!"

Naruto just started to giggle perversely as he snuggled deeper into Matsumoto's cleavage. Behind them stood an annoyed looking, white haired boy who looked… annoyed. His hair was done up in a spiked fashion and was white as snow. He wore the typical Shinigami attire with his Zanpakutō strapped to his back. The light blue handle could be seen over his shoulder.

"Oi, Oi what the hell do you guys think you're doing in public? Do you want to get arrested?"

As if only noticing the second person now, Naruto detached Rangiku from him and placed her on her feet. Straightening his Haori, Naruto addressed the white haired boy.

"Ohaiyo to you too third seat Hitsugaya Tōshirō-san. How are you today?"

The boy sighed as he ruffled his spiky hair. After placing his hands on his hips, he spoke.

"Aside from doing your Fukutaichō's paperwork and being dragged around… Yeah my day's going just great."

Naruto gave a slow nod and spoke.

"So how are you doing with your Zanpakutō now? Have you achieved Bankai yet?"

Hitsugaya scoffed and looked away from Naruto. His answer was obviously a no.

"Of course I have! I'm not an incompetent child anymore!"

Naruto smiled at the boy and placed a hand on his shoulder, patting it softly.

"That's good to hear. I'm proud of you Tōshirō-san."

Swatting the hand away, the white-haired third seat yelled at his captain.

"Don't patronize me!"

XxX

"Now wait just a fucking minute here! You're telling us that the only way we can get inside the Seireitei is by using this 'cannon'? Are you all fucking insane or what?"

Yoruichi seemed to be sighing a lot today. Mostly because of this idiot named Kurosaki Ichigo. He just had a hard time following orders and just kept flapping that mouth of his. She just wanted to punch him square in his junk right now just to shut him up.

"For the millionth time Ichigo; SHUT UP!"

XxX

Naruto made his way towards the Fist Division's barracks. His goal for going there was to report to Yamamoto -Sotaichō about Rukia's friends trying to enter Seireitei. Behind him were his lieutenant and third seat; Matsumoto Rangiku and Hitsugaya Tōshirō, respectively.

I wonder if Urahara helped them get here. It's logical to try and get the Hogyoku back before it falls in the wrong hands. But I wonder if the kids even know that he placed it inside Rukia? No matter, as long as we get it in the end. I hope Rangiku-chan takes it well and doesn't break down. Perhaps I should bring her with me and turn her into an Arrancar?

Stopping in front of the Captain Commander's office, they were greeted by his vice-captain Chōjirō Sasakibe. The man nodded in respect before knocking on the Sotaichō's door.

"You may enter"

The white-haired man went in first and Naruto could hear that their presence was being announced. A short while later Chōjirō stepped out of the office and told them that they could enter the office.

For the Sotaichō's office, you would think that his office would be grand. The ceiling, floors and walls plated gold and his desk the best kind of wood. In reality, it was very plain with a normal wooden roof along with a normal wooden floor. His desk reflected the old man perfectly. It was old, yes, but the wooden table was still obviously very sturdy.

The Captain-Commander sat behind said desk. His long walking stick leaned against the side of his desk. On top of his desk were a small pile of paperwork and a warm cup of tea. The man looked up from the piece of paper he was reading and eyed Naruto for a moment before a small smile tugged the corner of his lips.

"Ah, Naruto-san, it is good to see you again. Is it already time to prepare for the monthly tea party again?"

Naruto laughed at that. He turned around and gestured his subordinates to wait outside while he talked to the old man. Complying, both of them left without a word.

"Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you old man."

The Sotaichō's smile slowly deflated before he wore his serious face. Slowly placing the cup down on his table, he seemed to straighten up a bit more.

"Hmmm and what is this bad news then?"

"A few hours ago while walking along the gates separating Seireitei and the Rukon District I witnessed five outsiders trying to enter without permission. I, of course, restricted them for entering. They got violent and I had to use force to get them to leave. In the middle of the battle I have found out that they were here to save one Kuchiki Rukia. Apparently the boy I fought was the one who she gave her powers to. I must say that they must really be good friends to risk their lives to try and get Rukia-san back. Anyway, they were able to run back into the district before I could arrest them. I have my suspicions that they are the kind of people who do not give up easily."

Letting out a sigh, Naruto waited for his commanding officer to give him the order to do whatever.

"Send out Jigokuchō's to all division captains. We have to assess the situation before they try and reenter Seireitei aga-?"

A loud 'boom' echoed throughout the Court of Pure Souls and a following orb of light appeared above them. Both were surprised at this and were silent as the orb broke through the invisible Reiatsu barrier surrounding Seireitei. The orb broke into five different spheres and scattered all over.

"Oh shit I guess they're here."

Naruto looked on and remembered where the orbs had fallen.

Today was going to be a very busy day.