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Midou Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Midou got run over by a reindeer
Walking to his car on Christmas eve.
You can say that Shido didn't plan it,
But as for me and Paul, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And Ginji'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his smokes outside,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoofprints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Midou got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to his car on Christmas eve.
You can say that Shido didn't plan it,
But as for me and Paul, we believe..
Now were all so proud of Ginji,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there hiding from Jackal,
Drinkin' coffee and kissin up to Hevn as well.
It's not Christmas without Midou.
All the gang's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Midou got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to his car on Christmas eve.
You can say that Shido didn't plan it,
But as for me and Paul, we believe.
Now the pizza is on the table
And the coffee's going cold.
Ban's special cup sits unused,
Ginji doesn't quite know what to do
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never piss off beast masters,
He's a man who talks to animals and can become one as well.
Midou got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to his car on Christmas eve.
You can say that Shido didn't plan it,
But as for me and Paul, we believe.
