Title: Switch Off!

Genre: romance, extreme humor! XD!

Rating: T for language and romance scenes

Pairings: JohanXJudai and YubelXHaou (A.N: Yubel is a male and appears just like Yubel-Johan did in this fan fiction, okay?)

Summary: What starts out as a simple night in the Yuki household turns into mass chaos as Haou, Johan, Judai, and Yubel all want the same large coffin. The coffin is capable of holding two people, and the four of them each want it. Mass chaos rises as Haou and Judai suggest they split into teams and play "Tag". But Judai and Haou have some tricks of their own. Who will win this game of Tag?

Me: Here it is! Note: Johan and Yubel aren't lovers. They are like close friends and brothers at times, not lovers. Judai is Johan's lover!

Lucy: And Yubel is Haou's lover XD This is really funny! It's even funnier if you listen to "The Hamster Dance" while reading it! That's how I thought of this.

Me: Please read on and enjoy this! I hope you all enjoy this story!

Lucy: Thank you all! Here we go! Chapter start!

Chapter One: Switch Off

The Yukie household. A home of vampires of the Yukie clan, as well as a few extras. Yukie was their name when they lived in Europe over 200 years ago, but it had been changed to Yuki when they came to Japan. This home is usually empty at night, for night of a vampire is day to a human. Usually, the family is outside drinking blood and living it up until the sun peeks over the mountains.

But that isn't the case tonight.

The rest of the family was out tonight, except for four vampires that lived under the roof of the ancient, Victorian-style home. Bats flew around to keep the four under safe guard in case any hunters came.

Haou Yukie, Judai Yuki, Johan Andersen, and Yubel Reubus.

Haou was Judai's grandfather, though he didn't appear any older than Judai was. He was almost the identical twin of his grandson, the only difference being his hair length and eye color. Not to mention his personality. Haou's hair was short in the back, but the front fell around his ankles.

The brunette's eyes were gold and always filled with mischief. Haou always wore a spaghetti-strap black dress that was ruffled in many places and fell to his ankles. He wore no shoes, and his nails were small claws.

Yubel Reubus was Haou's lover. Yubel looked almost like Haou in some way, especially in age, except he had spiked blue-teal hair and dull orange eyes. Yubel always wore a dark blue-gray sleeveless blazer jacket that appeared like a long vest. Underneath it was a sleeveless black shirt.

Yubel also wore black pants with belts and purple leather straps. He wore purple Gothic boots. On his wrists were black wrist bands and on his upper arms were two armbands. Yubel was a kind vampire, he just acted cold sometimes.

Judai Yuki appeared identical to Haou, only he had shorter hair in the front that his grandfather's. Judai's eyes were chocolate brown and always filled with innocence. Judai usually wore a black T shirt and red shorts when he was wearing casual clothing. Judai wore no shoes inside his house.

Judai was kind, and unlike his grandparents and the rest of his family, could go in the sun.

Johan Andersen appeared a lot like Yubel, even though he wasn't related to Yubel in any way, though he might be a partial reincarnation. Johan wasn't born as a vampire, but after being bitten by his precious lover, Judai, Johan became a full vampire as well.

But, like Judai, Johan could go in the sun.

Johan wore a white long-sleeve shirt and black jeans when he was around the house, only removing his blue jacket when he was at the house. Johan's eyes were a beautiful emerald color, a color that Judai fell in love with.

Tonight was a simple, boring night. Nothing exciting was happening, and no one really bothered to notice what was happening. The 4 vampires merely waited at the house, waiting for something interesting to happen.

And tonight, they just might get it.


The silence between the two elder vampires was so thick it could be hacked apart and repieced perfectly. The two glared at one another, and the two youngest could have sworn that they saw sparks flying in between their gaze. For a while, the two youngest of the four could have sworn that the eldest two were going to start fighting physically any moment.

"...."

"...."

"...."

"...."

"...We're taking the coffin."

"Fuck off, Yubel. My cute little grandson and I are taking it."

"Why do you even want to spend the night in the same coffin as Judai, Haou?" Yubel yelled, pointing a finger at the brunette to which the question was about.

Haou laced his thin arms around his grandson's shoulders, smirking evilly at his lover as he pulled Judai close. "Because I wanna get to know my kawaii grandson better than I already do," he said in a smirking voice.

Johan, Judai's boyfriend, glared slightly at the eldest vampire's remark, but ignored it for the most part. He didn't have anything to worry about with Haou around.

Haou was Judai's grandfather after all.

"Well, I wanna get to know Johan better!" Yubel said, placing his arm around Johan's shoulders and then pulling him close, glaring down at his brown-haired lover.

Johan sweat-dropped at this, but ignored it as well, knowing better. Yubel was just playing a game with Haou. You know, as they say, fight fire with fire. Or, in this case, fight fire with perversion.

"So, you wanna get to know your 'little brother' better, eh, Yubel?" Haou said while raising his eyebrow.

Yubel nodded quickly, fearing the look in his lover's eyes.

Haou hugged Judai protectively and hissed at both bluenettes. "Well, I wanna spend time with my grandson! I haven't seen him in ages!" he argued, stressing the phrase to make it seem like he really hadn't seen Judai in ages.

After a few minutes of arguing back and forth, Haou was struck with inspiration and an idea.

"I have an idea then..." he said with a small laugh.

Yubel raised a blue eyebrow in confusion before narrowing his orange eyes. "I'm listening," he said in a patient voice. Haou smirked evilly, a mischievous look in his eyes.

"Let's play Tag..."

"Tag?" Johan asked in confusion.

Haou nodded quickly. "Yes, tag! You guys are one team, and Judai and I are one team! The rules are..." Haou then raised one sharp-nailed, claw-like finger into the air to state the rules that must be obeyed in order for the game to work. "You must tag your lover! You two are it, so if you tag someone who's not your lover, then it doesn't count! If you can't catch us by midnight, then we win and the coffin is ours!"

Johan and Yubel nodded while understanding.

"Fine! We're totally gonna win this!" Yubel said in a determined voice.

Johan agreed and high fived his 'older brother'. Yubel smiled and flashed a big grin, his fangs shining white in the light that rested above their heads. "Yeah!"

Haou smirked as the two bluenette's seemed so confident in themselves.

With a wave of his hand, Haou took Judai's wrist in his own and dragged him upstairs so that they could get ready for their lovers to come catch them.

"We'll call when we're ready, okay?" Judai called down to Johan, who nodded back up at his lover. Judai smiled and blew Johan a kiss, and then went into the closet with his grandfather, both of them giggling quietly.

This was gonna be too easy...


"Okay, Judai, put these hair extensions on like this... Good!" Haou said, clipping hair extensions to the fronts of Judai's brown hair. The extensions fell to Judai's ankles, making the brunette look almost identical to his grandfather.

Judai grasped the fronts of Haou's hair and folded them up so they were clipped and appeared like Judai's were, short and falling to his shoulders with no trouble. He then removed his clothes except for his boxers. Haou did the same. After doing that, Judai put the long black tunic on, crinkling it a bit to get it on right, and Haou put the shirt and shorts on, spinning around to admire himself in the mirror. They both then looked at one another and smirked evilly.

They looked exactly like one another.

Hoau chuckled when he thought of how Yubel wasn't going to notice who they were. It was something that he would have traded his eternal youth and power just to see.

"Ready?" Haou asked his grandson.

Judai nodded and then they turned towards the closet door, kicking it open and then running for their lives, screaming for their lovers to come and get them.

Yubel and Johan took off towards their lovers, Johan chasing after Haou, believing that it was Judai, and Yubel running after Judai, thinking that it was Haou.

And so the game began...


"Get back here and give up already, Haou! You aren't faster than me!" Yubel called loudly.

Judai giggled and ran as fast as he could. He thought for a moment, wondering exactly what Haou might say in this situation. He smiled and then looked over at Yubel.

"Fuck off, Lover boy!" he called, cackling at the shocked look on Yubel's face. Yubel sped up, catching up to the brunette and then tackling him to the ground. Judai moaned in pain as he crashed, looking up at Yubel in shock.

"Gotcha now, Haou!" Yubel laughed with victory. Judai giggled and grabbed the hair extensions, yanking them off to reveal who he actually was to the bluenette who had pinned him down, using Yubel's shocked state to leap to his feet.

"Wrong!" he called before racing off with a laugh, leaving Yubel to stand with a confused look on his face.

"What... the..." Yubel whispered as he looked up into the sky. "Hell?"


"Ha ha! Catch me if you can, Jo-kun!" Haou chirped, trying his best to sound just like Judai.

Johan growled as he charged after the boy he believed was Judai, using every ounce of energy that he had to try and catch up with him. But the last time Johan checked, Judai wasn't nearly as fast as he was.

"Get back here, Judai!" Johan demanded, and Haou smirked before sticking his tongue out at his grandson's lover.

"No way, Jo-kun!" he shouted, and then Haou giggled slightly. 'Wow, saying that just makes my tongue tingle! No wonder Judai likes saying it so much!' the brunette thought before something rough pushed him to the ground and he collapsed over, grunting in pain.

"Oh, what in the..." Haou trailed off when he saw that Johan had tackled him and placed him onto the ground.

"Got you now, Ju-chan," Johan smirked, and then Haou snickered before grabbing the clips that Judai had put his hair up with, and he pulled them loose, revealing his cascading hair that feel to his ankles before getting up.

"Wrong, Andersen!" he shouted before cackling and running off in the direction that he could sense Judai in so they could regroup.

Leaving Johan to wonder what the Hell had just happened.


"That was amazing, Grandpa!" Judai laughed as he pulled the black dress over his head and handed it to Haou, who gave Judai back his clothes. Haou smiled and placed his clothing on, as did Judai.

"Nice. Now they'll be so damned confused that they'll come after the opposites," the brunette smirked before winking at Judai, and off they trotted to meet with the ones thay loved so that they could mess with them.

This was way too fun.


"Ah! Johan!" Yubel called as the other bluenette came running down the hallway. Johan stopped before Yubel and stared up at him.

"Yubel-san! Have you seen Judai? I thought I saw him but it turned out to be Haou dressed to look like him..." Johan stated, and Yubel raised an eyebrow in confusion before nodding ever so slowly.

"Should have known Haou wouldn't fight fair. That's why he set up that rule," the taller bluenette snarled.

"Who said anything about fair fighting?"

The two bluenette gasped and glanced over in shock as they saw Judai and Haou standing before them, both of them back to their original appearances, but neither of their lovers knew that it was them.

"You never said we had to play fair, Yubel!" Judai shouted, smirking. Haou waved his hand at the two bluenettes.

"They're so stupid, so just forget them and let's get back to this game," the grandfather said with a small smirk before turning on his heels, high-fiving Judai, and then they went charging towards the end of the hall.

"Let's get them, Johan!" Yubel shouted, but Johan stopped him.

"Wait! They switched, remember?" he said, and Yubel nodded. "I'll go after Judai, you go after Haou. Remember, they are dressed up like each other," Johan said before taking off after Haou, believing him to be Judai.

Yubel tore after Judai, thinking that it was Haou, since he had been dressed up like Judai before.


Judai smirked as he led Yubel through the house, and then turned a corner, racing off to find his grandfather. Once they met up, they switched clothes again, only this time, they kept their normal hair styles, fooling their lovers into believing that they had switched.

This continued on for a while, the two brunette vampires leading their lovers around in circles, switching and staying the same as to confuse them, and eventually, Yubel and Johan couldn't handle it.

"Okay! You win!" Yubel gasped as he and Johan collapsed ontop of each other, both panting out of exhaustion for having ran around for nearly 4 hours non-stop after their lovers.

"Yay! We win, Judai!" Haou cheered, embracing his little grandson as hard as he could without hurting him. Judai cheered and whooped, smiling and embracing his grandfather back before they both swirled around and hollered with joy.

And off they flew to their new coffin, leaving their lovers to lay exhausted in the middle of the living room.


In the Morning...

Haou stared down at the coffin where Judai had gone to sleep in not long ago and then smirked before kicking the top of it slightly and then turning to the other two coffins, where he knew that Johan and Yubel had gone to sleep in.

Trotting over tpo his lover's, Haou opened the top and slipped inside the large coffin, lacing his arms around Yubel's waist and embracing him tightly.

To the feeling of his lover coming in, Yubel's orange eyes slowly opened, and he moaned tiredly before looking to his side and spotting Haou laying right next to him, arms around his waist in a loving fashion.

"H-Haou? Why are..." Yubel yawned before shaking his head. "You here? Aren't you sleeping with Judai tonight?" the bluenette asked, and Haou placed his finger up to Yubel's lips, shushing him with a smile.

"Shh, let us not speak of that. I gave the coffin up to Johan tonight, since I know he and Judai need it more than I do. Because our relationship is... advanced," the brunette said before kissing his lover's lips. Yubel smiled and embraced Haou tightly before smirking down at him.

"You know... We don't haveto sleep," Yubel said with a wink, and Haou growled playfully.

"You're so bad, Yubel..." he whispered before drawing the bluenette into a heated kiss, and then their clothes came off, signalling that they were going to be doing something that made Judai happy he wasn't sharing the coffin with his grandpa.


Johan slowly crept over to Judai's coffin, where Haou had told him to sleep.

Haou had awoken him a few moments ago, telling him to share the coffin with Judai. Johan had asked him why, and Haou had merely smiled before saying 'I'm a bad sport, I guess, for cheating like that. So you won.'

Johan smiled at the thought that the older vampire had cared about him and Judai so much that he had given up his precious time with his kawaii grandson to let Johan stay with him.

"I gotta thank him later," Johan smiled before opening the coffin up and peering down at the little brunette inside of it, his heart welling with joy.

Judai was sleeping so peacefully, his eyes closed gently as his chest rose and fell in a sleeping manor. He was on his side in the large coffin, looking as if he were lonely. Johan smiled and slowly slipped into the coffin, stroking his lover's cheek gently.

Judai moaned and slowly opened his eyes.

"Jo-kun?" he breathed, and Johan smiled gently. He laced his arms around Judai's waist and drew him close, smirking at the brunette's growing blush.

"Judai, Yubel and Haou are sleeping together. And Haou said for me to do the same," the bluenette said before pulling Judai into a heated kiss, their lips rubbing together in a heated passion. Johan drew back and smiled at Judai.

"How was that?" he asked. Judai blushed, eyes covered with lust.

"Wonderful..." he breathed, and Johan smiled. They snuggled together until they heard loud moans coming from Yubel's coffin.

"Ooh! Yubel!"

"H-Haou!"

Judai turned a deep scarlet at the sounds that came from the other coffin, knowing that his grandfather and Yubel were most likely having sex with each other. Johan turned to Judai with a lusty look in his green eyes.

"You know, Judai... We could follow their example..." the bluenette said before pinning Judai under him and kissing him. Judai smiled into the kiss and kissed back, feeling Johan remove both of their clothing, breaking the kiss to do so.

After a while, two sets of moans were killing the house.


The Next Night...

"Oh, last night was fun, you guys..." Haou moaned, stretching his arms up high. Johan nodded and smirked at Judai, who blushed crimson. Yubel gave a nod.

"Yes, but you're so tight, Haou. Didn't know I screwed you that badly," he smirked, and Haou blushed bright red.

"Fuck off, Yubel!" he yelled before smirking evilly.

"Hey, I have an idea."

"What?"

"Let's play tag!"

"NO!"


Me: There it was!

Lucy: -dying on the floor from laughter- It... HA HA... was... HA... HILARIOUS!

Me: Yay! Please read and review XD We take requests, and are working on one for one of the people who suggested it, so if anyone has a request, we will try it when that one is done!