-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim and that is getting really annoying to always say. I mean of course I don't own Invader Zim that is the great Jhonen Vasquez department not me.

Setting 1 The Magic Show

-The Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen the Hotel Depo is proud to present for your entertainment pleasure Van the Great.

-Van the Great- (He appeared in a puff of smoke.) Good evening folks and allow me to introduce my two new assistants Paige and Gretchen. (He made them appear in a puff of smoke and they were in show girl dresses.)

-Keef- What are Gretchen and Paige doing up there? Oh, I get it! That's what you guys had to do earlier. Cool. Why didn't you tell me?

-Dib- We wanted it to be a surprise.

-Jason- They look entranced, this is not good.

-Van the Great- Now see nothing up my sleeve. (He pulled a tied rainbow ribbon from inside his sleeve.) Tada. (Then he made the ribbon turn into doves that flew out to the audience and disappeared.) Now I will select a card. (He said making a deck of cards appear out of nowhere. He selected the two of diamonds. Then he showed it to the audience he put the card back in the deck. Then he made a giant card in the two of diamonds appeared out of nowhere.) Is this your card?

-Everybody- Yes. (They all clapped.)

-Van the Great- Now I will pull a bunny from out from out of my hat. (He pulled Thistle with a bunny suit on out of his hat.)

-Keef- That looks like a dragon.

-Dib- Thistle. (Van put Thistle back in the hate and put it on his head. Then Gretchen and Paige brought a vanishing cabinet onto the stage.)

-Van the Great- Now, I will make my two lovely assistants disappear.

-Keef- Hey Dib this is just like us at the talent show.

-Dib- Right.

-Van the Great- Abracadabra. (They disappeared.) Now I will make them reappear. Alacazam. (They reappeared and pushed the cabinet back to that backstage and wheeled out a cut in half box and Paige got in it.) Now I will cut Paige in half. (He did it.) Now I will magically put her back together. (He connected the thing back together, tapped on it twice and then Paige was fixed.) And now for my final trick I will turn an elephant into two white tigers. (Gretchen and Paige brought an elephant on to the stage. They put a sheet over it. Van said the magic words.) Advamisterium. (And the elephant turned into two white tigers.) Thank you, thank you. (Then they all disappeared in a puff of smoke.)

-Keef- That was so cool.

-Dib- Look Keef we have to go do something important.

-Keef- Well o.k. then Gaz and I will stay here. (He said moving his chair closer to Gaz. The guys left.)

-Gaz- Uw get away. (She pushed him out of his chair.)

Setting 2 In Another Room

All of the Vampires had Paige, Gretchen, and Thistle in another room about the size of a gym.

-Van the Great- That's it I can't take this anymore I am starving. Give me that girl. (One of the men gave him Paige…)

-Jason- Paige NO!

-Van the Great- Well look at this, the little halfling human traitor has come to save his girlfriend. Well you're too late. (He sucked Paige's blood.)

-Jason- No you'll pay for that. Let me show you some real magic. Abracadabra. (He threw Rose on the floor and flour went everywhere creating a smoke screen. Jason grabbed Paige away from Van and put her on the ground. The smoke cleared.)

-Van the Great-What the? Why you little, how dare you make a fool of me. (He attacked Jason and they started fighting.)

-Random Music-It's Friday night
So creepy outside
It's is thundering and lightning
There's nobody home
Cause I'm all alone
It's scary and it's frightening

The sound of shoes
A shadow that moves
Something odd is tic tac ticking
Someone's in here
I'm so full of fear
The telephone is ringing

-Jason- I am going to make you pay for what you did to my friends.

-Van the Great- Your friends are going to get you destroyed. (They continued to fight and so did everybody else.)

-Random Music-Now I can see you
Oh no, please no
Now I can touch you
Oh god, please go
I am right here now
Oh please, tell me where
Ha ha ha ha
I'm in a nightmare
You better run
I'm back to haunt you down

Halloween, in the death of the night, hear me scream
I'm coming, I'm coming
Halloween, is the fear that I fight, in my dream
Keep running, keep running

-Dib- (He tried to attack the vampires, but then Gretchen jumped on top of him and attacked him. They tossed and turned a little and Gretchen scratched and bit him every once and a while.) Gretchen woke up, it's me. (They turned over and then Dib kissed her and she snapped out of it.)

-Gretchen- Dib. Oh Dib I hurt you.

-Dib- Yes and just let me say that I am glad that you are usually on my side.

-Gretchen- Hahah…

-Dib- Anyway let's teach these fiends a lesson.

-Gretchen- Lets. (They both attacked the vampires. Dib gave Gretchen a water gun with holy water in it and he had a stake shooter. And they both fired their weapons.)

-Random Music-Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah
Just keep running
Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah
Just keep running

Hell broke out
On this Friday night
Zombies passing deadly
My Candyman, from Bountyland
Is coming here to get me

-Dib- AHH TAKE THIS! (He fired the stakes at a lot of the vampires and they all turned to ash.)

-Vampires- AHH!

-Vampires- (two vampires cornered Will.) Hahah we got you now kid.

Will- (He mixed some chemicals and threw it to one of the vampires.) Catch.

-Vampire- What is this?

-Will- Chemistry garlic bomb.

-Vampires- AHH! (The bomb exploded.)

-Will- Hahah I love it when chemicals collide.

-Random Music-Now I can see you
Oh no, please no
Now I can touch you
Oh god, please go
I am right here now
Oh please tell me where
Ha ha ha ha
I'm in a nightmare
You better run
I'm back to haunt you down

Halloween, in the death of the night, hear me scream
I'm coming, I'm coming
Halloween, is the fear that I fight, in my dream
Keep running, keep running

-Dib- (He saw some of the vampires trying to take Thistle away so he shot stakes at them and they dropped him as they died. Then Dib got Thistle out of the cage. But, then some vampires attacked Dib. He had lost his gun and was about to be killed when suddenly Thistle transformed into a full-size teenage dragon and grabbed the vampires with his teeth and then burned them to a crisp.) What the- Thistle, how did you do that?

-Will- He must be a transforming dragon. Rachel told me about them. They can change their size even when they get older they will be able to turn little again. It looks like you will be able to keep his secret for a very long time Dib.

-Dib- Well alright wait ago Thistle. (They all continued to fight.)

-Random Music-Just keep running - oh keep on running, yeah
Just keep running
Just keep running - oh keep on running, yeah
Just keep running

It's squeaking and creaking
I move silent in the night, hahahahaha
Could be the boy from next-door
You'll never guess my disguise
Hahahahaha!

-Van the Great- You shall soon learn your place and everyone like you. (They continued to fight.)

-Jason- My place is above you and with my friends and family.

-Van the Great- You think you are superior to me. We'll see how superior you are once I take you to the Kuro. (He scratched and tackled him to the ground. But Jason bit his lip and spat his own blood into the mouth of the vampire.) AHH!

-Random Music-Kids and children fight
[?] and candlelight
You might be the fearsome one at Junior High
Tonight!

Halloween, in the death of the night, hear me scream
I'm coming, I'm coming
Halloween, is the fear that I fight, in my dream
Keep running, keep running
Halloween...

-Jason - Hahah! You idiot don't you know that my blood is poison to you pure bloods.

-Van the Great- You little… (He punched him in the eye to the ground. Jason's glasses fell off and Van kicked them away.) Woops you probably need them. (He said as he smashed his glases and kicked Jason on his back and stepped on him.) Now I will finally get rid of you. (Then Van was shot in the arm with a wooden bullet by Rudolph.) Ahh!

-Rudolph- That should teach him to stay away from my nephew.

-Jason-( Rudopha threw him a new pair of glasses and Jason caught them and put them on.) Dib pass. (Dib passed him the stake gun.) Hey Van, now it is time for you to disappear for good. (He shot him.)

-Van the Great- NO! (He screamed as he died.)

-Random Music-Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah
Just keep running
Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah
Just keep running

Ahhhhhhh!

-Jason- YES WE WON! (They all cheered and the still living vampires fled. To what they thought was safty.)

-Rudolph- You city clickers ain't going to get away from me that easily. (He shot and killed them all whis these wooden bullets. Then I walked away.) Told you I would look out for you Jason. I always do.

-Jason- (Thistle turned back to normal size and Jason ran to Paige.) Paige wake up. Oh no, she has lost too much blood. I will have to give her mine before she dies. (Jason bit into his hand and let Paige drink the blood.) Paige Paige please wake up don't die with my blood in your system I don't want this life for you. I want you to live. I know we have only known each other for a short time but I love everything about you and I can't stand the thought of loosing another friend because of the sickness that is my life. Please wake up... (He kissed her with tears in his eyes.) Just open your eyes, don't leave your friends and me behind.

-Paige- (The color came back to her face and her bite marks went away.) Jason…

-Jason- Yes Paige I'm here.

-Paige- Oh thank you Jason so much for saving me. (They hugged and they both got up.)

-Jason- This is so great and please don't be mad. (He pointed to what was left of Rose.)

-Paige- Oh don't worry we'll just get a new one. No biggy.

-Jason- Right well ah… (Then Rudolph came up to Jason and the others.)

-Rudolph- Jason…

-Jason- Uncle thanks for what you did…

-Rudolph- Don't worry I got them and I am very proud of all of you.

-Jason- Thanks Uncle I could not have done it without my friends.

-Rudolph- Right well here is some blood in case you get thirsty on the way home. (He gave him a water bottle with blood in it.)

-Jason- (He hugged Rudolph.) Take care of yourself.

-Rudolph- Don't I always. Keep in touch, kid.

-Jason- Will do. (Rudolph left.)

-Paige- Well I guess now I have a half vampire boyfriend. Not exactly normal, but hey since when has my life ever been normal. (They all started laughing.)

-Jason- Guys I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth about me sooner. I should have trusted you all…

-Dib- That's o.k. Jason, we all have secrets that we would like to keep a secret. And Thistle I am so sorry I should not have yelled at you. I mean you were just trying to help and I… (Then Thistle put his claw to Dib's mouth.)

-Thistle- Dib… (He licked Dib.)

-Dib- Oh Thistle you said your first words my name. Yeah! (Then Thistle hugged Dib and he hugged him back.)

-Gretchen- Oh Dib, that is so wonderful.

-Dib- Yeah I can't believe it. (He said giving Thistle back his collar he put on his disguise and licked Dib some more.)

-Keef- Oh there you guys are. Gretchen and Paige you did a great job.

-Paige- Thanks I think.

-Keef- Anyway we had better go home and aww Dib that is such a cute puppy where did he come from?

-Dib- Well he ahh…

-Jason- He came with us in the car don't your remember?

-Keef- (Clearly compelled.) Right now let's go home.

-Jason- Home I sure have missed it (He said sewing up Rose.) and we go home with a lot of new accomplishments (He showed her all fixed.) and wonderful friendships. (Jason kissed Paige.)

-Paige- Right.

-Dib- Wait you guys I think I have my own way of going home. Gretchen, you want to come with me?

-Gretchen- Sure. (Dib winked at Thistle. As all of the other characters drove home in Lizzy's car Dib and Gretchen flew home on Thistle. What a night.)

Setting 3 At Jason's house.

Paige was talking to Amethyst on the phone.

-Paige- And that is what happened.

-Amethyst- (She is at Julie's base.) Wow, so vampires are real. Neat! I wonder what other paranormal creatures are real, maybe werewolves or witches or, Ugh- Gross now I sound like Dib. Yuck! (she sighs) I am glad you're ok. Jason sounds great! It seems to me that you have a knack for falling for unique cases.

-Paige- Is that a bad thing?

-Amethyst- Nope! As long as he does not mistreat you, because I will destroy him if he does. Hahaha

-Paige- Haha well I don't think you have to worry about that. How did the meeting go?

-Amethyst- Fine, the Tallest and the Wisest just wanted an update report. I still think they are mad at me for ditching them to come back to earth.

Paige- I would not doubt it.

-Amethyst- Well they can bug me all they want I refuse to change my mind. Thankfully Saya was quiet. Though, How is Rose?

-Paige- (She showed Amethyst the toy.) See for yourself.

-Amethyst- Well, I think you could pass, but only if you got Jason to compel Mr. Elliot.

-Paige- That is a good idea but it also sounds like cheating.

-Amethyst- Only if you get caught. Hahaha. So I can tell all of the other aliens Jason's secret right?

-Paige- Hmm hold on let me ask him. Jason!

-Jason- Yah Paige. What is it?

-Paige- Can Amethyst tell the other aliens your secret?

-Jason- Sure as long as they agree to keep it.

-Amethyst- Sweet! Hey Shadow, Jason is a Vampire.

-Shadow- What's a vampire? (He had Saya with him.)

-Amethyst- Hahaha don't worry Shadow I have got the perfect movie for you to watch that will explain everything. It is called Underworld.

-Shadow- Sweet. Let me put Saya down for a nap.

-Julie- I'll do it. By the way, Shadow Amethyst, I was wondering can I keep Saya after this project is over?

-Amethyst- Sure I guess that could work.

-Julie- Great thank you. Also I can't wait to watch those movies. They sound cool. Are there any animes with vampires in them?

-Amethyst- There are so many Julie like Jo Jo's Bizarre adventures, Rosario+ Vampire, and Blood + is my favorite. Got Saya's name from that.

-Julie- Sweet. We are watching that one first. I will get the popcorn. (She ran off.)

-Jason- Actually Amethyst, Underworld is not very accurate.

-Amethyst- Don't worry Jason I got other examples like Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Castlevania, Dracula…

-Jason- Why do you have so many?

-Amethyst- Because Vampires are cool.

-Paige- They sure are. (She kissed him.)

-Amethyst- Aw you guys are so cute well I will leave you alone. I have got so many shows and movies to introduce my family to. Bye. (She hung up.)

-Jason- So, you want to watch a movie too?

-Paige- Sure, but how about we do a better movie like Hotel Transylvania.

-Jason- Sounds perfect. But first. (He kissed her.)

-Celest- Aw, you two are so adorable, reminds me of you and me Elijah.

-Elijah- You're right. Do you kids want some popcorn to go with that movie?

-Paige- Yes, please!

-Jason- Mom, Dad- You're not mad about what happened in Vegas are you?

-Elijah- Nope because you told us the truth this time Kiddo. Now go start the movie with your girlfriend.

-Jason- Ok, come on Paige. (They walked into the other room.)

-Elijah- Celeste, you ok?

-Celeste- What do you mean?

-Elijah- Well now that they know about Jason, we might have to tell them the rest of our secrets soon.

-Celeste- I know, but not tonight. Just let them enjoy themselves. They've had a long night. (They watch Jason and Paige cuddle up in front of the TV.)

The End

-Me- Well everybody that is it. I hope you all liked this chapter and the drawings that go with it. Have a wonderful day and until next time review my next story is called The Candy Zombie of Horror and ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!