Disclaimer: I own nothing but the changed lyrics.

Yes, I know its August, but I was bored and these are fun to do.

Silent Kuchiki

Silent Kuchiki, hottie Kuchiki
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Hottie captain so tough and wild
Stare in heavenly peace
Stare in heavenly peace

Silent Kuchiki, hottie Kuchiki!
Shinigami quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the man is hot
Christ, the man is hot

Silent Kuchiki, hottie Kuchiki
Son of Yum, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy hottie face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, he's smokin
Jesus, Lord, he's smokin "