Eerie

"Don't get me wrong, there's a ton of things I wouldn't change about him. I like Tigger the way he is…I just wish he wasn't so creepy! Just the other day, I woke up to find him watching me sleep. Oh, and this isn't even the tip of the iceberg! He notices everything about me. Like today: I went over to Pooh's house to retrieve my shovel he borrowed, and Tigger comes by asking about it!"

"Well…To be fair, Rabbit, Pooh is always borrowing things from you."

"Oh, but that's beside the point! Okay, what about this: Last week Tigger told me that he watches me from his house. He even knew that I put blueberries in my oatmeal, that day. Tell me, Kanga, what ISN'T odd about that?"

"Well…It's different."

"I swear, that lunatic will be the death of me!"

"Come now. You know he only does these things because he cares. It's his way of saying 'I've been thinking about you.'"

"I know, I know…But why does he have to do it in such an uncanny way?"